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Ableism, misogyny, suppression of the Free Press. The list goes on.
Y'ALL DONT THINK @newsPaper IS PAID PROPAGANDA AND FUCKING @spadesSlick HAS 20% SHARE IN ITS BUSINESS??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2799d72a434.png
Cancel last post: things are very real. They are quite wonderful even! Did you know there's a stain on this floor that looks a little like Humphrey Bogart if he had suffered a severe car accident and also became an oil stain? Wondrous. #substances i suppose
Oh you’re flirting. Such a flirt. I am a terrible dancer but that shouldn’t ever stop someone from trying. Enjoy your evening I hope it’s enlightening as mine
Well, my head is aching and it's my own fault. But to quote a Tom Waits song I'm listening to this late morning: Come on off the cross, We could use the wood After all, this world is not my own, I'm just a-passing through... It's a new day. Let's treat it that way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFrqclcm8pU
New suit, new me! I feel like a million boondollars! Here's some photographic evidence. [The lanky and tall carapacian holds up his phone in front of his face in a mirror. He is in a cream colored suit with dark brown pinstripes, the cut of which is something like out of a Leyendecker catalogue, tapering in slightly at the waist with the help of a high peak waistcoat. A watch chain can be seen hanging from the pocket of said waistcoat, and a slate blue tie with thick horizontal striping tied in a Pratt knot tucks neatly down behind the front. The knot of his tie is immaculate. The second photo shows his loafers: brown with toe-caps that match the cream coloring of his suit.]
I should probably invest in another cork board and more red string.
Unfortunately this site appears to be a tad, "user hostile", I believe is the right term. Either way it's wonderful to see you Sleuth, it's been a little hard finding friendly familiar faces.
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
How to lock office door and not be locked in forever. How to lock door to office without being trapped guide. How to unlock office door. My office door is locked and I cannot leave help. Moonshine recipes. Candy surplus. How do I tell my friend I like him?
Omgf. Officesss unlicked again yaaaaaaaaay. Thanmk you miss potal. Postal aervice.
Oh goodness I think I might have overdone it a little earlier, feeling much better now that I've sobered up again...
Oh goodness- I'm investigating as fast as I can!