♥ liked by @godsFavoritesexyhero
.jpg)
Who up... no, I don't have it in me. Who up doesn't matter. Nobody up at all, as far as I'm concerned. Everyone sit back down.
You're lucky I don't fold this book up and smack you in the head with it.
I. I think im a little too high to consider this one....
Taking out the mother out for mothers day dinner tonight. Not my mother, never had one-a those, mind. I mean the one I'm dating.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Buff dudes w!th fat butts sSSend ch!tt꠹
🐾if he caN't aPPreciate yoUr frUit jokes, yoU Need to let that ''maN-go''! ehehe, hehe,
Alright a man's word is a man's word. I didn't technically win against @aspiringPessimist so here you go. Fair's fair after seeing all of yours. Don't question the kinematics of how and why this image exists. #nsfw #nsfc ? https://i.postimg.cc/pTb4bB1j/Alright-Sure-Fine.png
They clearly don't understand our man grit.
Whatdya mean concussions can't be solved with whiskey what kinda fuckin' doctor is are those he people be.
Gettin' 10k kult without begging, pleading, or postin' nudes. Just my raw, swelling, unrestricted charmisma carryin' me.
Really weird lookin' at some of these accounts on here and thinkin' to myself "I'm dating that persons mom." #vagueposting
If Larkso beats me at fight night I'll post nudes. It ain't gonna happen so I don't gotta worry about it. #fightnight #nsfw ?
Dancing with your cat to a jazzy cover of Pure Imagination is a valid to spend the afternoon. https://youtu.be/PwGZsye99ls
To those I may have worried earlier, I am doing alright. Just have to type a little slower as I’ve injured my dominant arm and flexing or moving it in certain ways hurts a bit. I’ll be okay.
Headin' off to the gala early to help with the prep. If you see this handsome mug in the crowd, you'll know it's your friendly neighborhood sleuth. See ya at the show, kids! #midnightcitygala https://i.postimg.cc/FFnX0sMZ/Nothing-Suits-Me-Like-ASuit.png (art made by @tenebrousGuardian)
Excited for tonight! Hope everyone who's attending has a lovely time and stays safe. #MidnightCityGala
(°. hey are y𖦹u 𖦹kay like mentally .°)
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [Why the fuck- ow- hold on- ow! Calm down, I'm trying to figure out how the console works. What do you MEAN it's on 'record mode'? Why would an internal computer listen to- you know what, forget it.] © SBURB 2009
here comes the peanut gallery man
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1499557376200802314/unnamed_15.webp?ex=69f53b22&is=69f3e9a2&hm=90cad614ecb18338165e10943d21705a1748020b279e02651cbe8bd487cf59b2&=&format=webp&width=845&height=835
cackl3b3ashtsh r sho fukin cool httpz://cdn.imgch3sht.com/fil3sh/686630a735df.jp3g
Concept, We're Fighting Bare Handed, No Weapons To Even The Playing Field. Both Of Us Are Worse For Wear But I Manage To Straddle You And Pin You Down By Your Wrists, Prying Your Lips Open With My Free Hand To Spit My Blood Into Your Mouth. #explicit #nsfwe #nsfc #blood #pitchposting
B33 < efurryone loves big gummy candy beclaws it lets you live out the vital n33d to rip out a nyanimals throat with your t33th B33 < they are only held back by big tummy ache
Self portrait. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77235bc124fa.png ((Draw by me!))
Detective Tip: If you're hungry before a job, get two packets of instant Mac & Cheese and combine them into the Detective's greatest meal: Mac & Mac & Cheese & Cheese.
I swear, every person I ever meet is too good for me. Dunno if it's the charms or just pure luck, but I've got too many good people in more corner and not enough ways to pay 'em back. Either way, I gotta call it a night. See ya everyone. #vagueposting
Oh-- OH! I get it!! Heeheehee :)
Be soo un-bear-able
are you the fucking bad guy from miitopia
o jimmy buffet we really n i t now
I shall persevere. To draw on from something my good friend Phil said: There's no pickle this inspector can't handle!
Gettin' real sick of ironing my shirts do you think it'd be hard-boiled of me to just walk around shirtless? Like would people hire a shirtless sleuth? Or will do I look too much like some sorta goon with these scars? #nsfw in a vague sense i guess also #scars if aint obvious https://i.postimg.cc/MTQ4TLv2/Badge-Of-Honor.png
Skipped breakfast so had to eat somethin' that'd kill me dead the second I laid down and it did. Don't fuck with clam chowdah, kids. Soup designed to make you take a mid afternoon nap the second you're done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bcb57317346.png
Meal today: Leftover butter chicken from that little family run restaurant off of Main. Miss Frieda, of course, has been enjoying these little Churro treat tubes for dessert maybe a bit more than I should be giving her. But i do like spoiling her a bit. It's nice to have someone to spoil.
I'm seein' people post shit on this site that God wouldn't be able to get out of me under threat of eternal damnation.
My office ain't got no business lookin' like this. [Picture of Problem Sleuth's office with a bunch of rubber ducks completely covering the floor, desk, and sitting on his hat. He's looking into the camera tired and smoking a cigarette.] #gambyevent
Ah crap. I forgot to leave milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg last night before I left.... Here's hoping he just raided the mini-fridge. I really don't know what I'd do with myself if I made Snoop Dogg upset....
Damn she really does like wizards don't she. Maybe I should grow a beard or somethin'.
Oh right I keep forgetting. This 'multiple universes' malarky is a real pain sometimes. Still don't overdo it. My specific PI or no, you're still part-a the team.
I think we may be in separate universes, my friend, so it would be very impressive if you found your way to my version of this office. But I’ll have the window plugged in and cracked open. I’d hate to worry any Sleuth.
Thanks to the strangely acquired prize money I came into possession of last night at the Faux Funeral, I was able to make some much needed purchases. Including some quality weed. Gracious I sound like such a putz saying “weed” online. Anyway, as they say: Blaze it. #substance
Team Sleuth can accomplish whatever we put our heads together against!
I think it’d go over really well! There’s already gummy bears, I think this would be simple. Perhaps I’ll look into confectionery creation…
Having myself an edible or two for today! No smoke anymore in the apartment, don’t want to have a poor effect on Miss Frieda. Should be able to get some extra work done on organizing these files while I wait for these to hit. They should make these as candy corn. #substance #good-idea
I've already got 5 missing persons cases. Snoop Dogg gimme power to find these burnouts. https://i.postimg.cc/DZgw04BC/My-Dogg.png
Bein' tired means thinkin' of all the social faux pas you've ever made in your entire life and tryin' to not bang your head against the wall wonderin' what they hell you were thinkin' with some of those lines thought were slick at the time.
Pickle Inspector.
Ey, anyone seen my memetic cognito-hazard?
I feel like I missed some sorta goofy event and a shocking plot twist. But I'm fast approaching my 40's so I ain't got time for that.
You were there in the turnstiles With the wind at your heels You stretched for the stars And you know how it feels To reach too high, too far, too soon You saw the whole of the moon. I was grounded While you filled the skies I was dumbfounded by truth You cut through lies I saw the rain dirty valley You saw Brigadoon I saw the crescent You saw the whole of the moon #lyricposting #thinking-of-things
Ah Now playing - This Year by The Mountain Baabeasts http://youtu.be/H7fBFtif9H4
Mmm. I've been staring at this cork conspiracy board for a full hour without moving. I should probably go for a walk. Perhaps blink and drink water.
Huh didn't get much done today actually. Ah well I'm sure there's always tomorrow. Got things to mull over anyway.
A fan?? Oh gracious me! I’m surprised you’re not more fond of my friend, Sleuth. There’s a couple here that are far more audacious than myself. @pulchritudePowerhouse @godsFavoritesexyhero
concept: the sheer eroticism of fisticuffs making sweaty bloody contact with another body spit flying as that surge of adrenaline rushes through the both of them writhing with tangled limbs nose to nose grunting and groaning as they trade pins training for it the safe word is three hard taps (tags: im not really sure, #rankworks, chute training mention, #violence, #nsfw, wrestlefic, exhibitionism in the form of a crowd, quads unmentioned, archive rating: M)
Despite the fact he's basically only good for knockin' down doors, @dickAce is weirdly good at gambling. I almost thought he'd be a good tag along for Fight Night, but I don't think his skills work unless it's a game of pure dumb luck. Really got an ace up his sleeve, that one.
I should buy a boat.
At the rate things are goin' I'm gonna to have to pick up odd jobs. But as it turns out the job market sucks in every universe.
Wake up, make coffee, stare out the window, do the wordle. Wordle 1,764 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Dug up an old image of me. Was a real flaming youth back then, one with a massive chip on their shoulder. Guess breakin' the case-a the century does that to a fella. Think a real hysterical lady I used to fancy took this one with her new color camera and that's why I was tryin' to look like I'm above it all. https://i.postimg.cc/44SmWRmW/Whered-The-Years-Go.png
Sn0wman.
This HRT stuff you kids are into is crazy. What do you mean there's some drug out there that turns folks into hot broads? We really are livin' in the future.
I love all dames of all varieties. But there's a specific kind that holds a special place in this ol' heart of mine. https://i.postimg.cc/QxTqGjGW/Screenshot-2026-04-17-221630.png
#womenswrongs
https://i.postimg.cc/6Q7SFDcJ/image-2026-04-18-001052631.png I turned it around. By accident.
Strictly speaking, stealing something from someone that was already stolen with the intent to return it to the original owner isn't morally reprehensible is it?
Anyone Have Any Suggestions For Fun Things To Do When You Have- Hm Give Me Just A Moment To Check My Watch- 3 To 4 Business Days Left To Live? :)
Can't recommend this diner in Midnight City enough. It's called Angie's. Serves all-day breakfast. Darn fine cup of coffee, and a pie of the day.
Had my first proper night of sleep last night and it was on a pull out cot. A pot of coffee made by a friend tastes better than anything I've had elsewhere. I even woke up with a couple cats on top of me. This can only be a good start to my day.
Hmm.. I am worried about a. Hm. "Friend" I suppose is the only word for it- He may be under some duress. Sleuth is helping me out on this one, but I find myself distracted. He's um... Well I worry for him when he drinks a little too much, not as strong a tolerance as my own you see... I. I think about- I worry about him a lot. #substances
Based on @archiveAddict 's template to discuss how I see/use the reaction system here. ♥ - I like and or agree with the nature of this post, sometimes to express a fondness for the poster as well. ♦ - I have concerns and sympathy for the contents of this post, or the thing you said was pitiable. ♠ - I disagree/dislike the post, found what was said distasteful, or have strong negative opinions about the poster. ♣ - I am acknowledging you in a slightly judgemental, rueful way or think what you said could use some mediation and second thoughts. ♥♦♠♣ - I am feeling a conflicting mix of emotions both negative and positive. Usually in confusion or excitement.
areyuo sure? oh cripesss my stupid fingers i thinksit its fortstime
7HR0W1NG CR0NU5 4MP0R4 0U7 0F 4 W1ND0W. @43N345C4LD4R1UM
You don't pace yourself Sleuth! Drink some water maybe?
((if you open your post on your profile theres an edit button there.
My final act of evil for the night is imposing a rule that all prices at the store that end in .99 are now required to either be raised or reduced by one cent.
Here's your reminder that Scratch should die and burn and be erased from existence and also die.
Ableism, misogyny, suppression of the Free Press. The list goes on.
Y'ALL DONT THINK @newsPaper IS PAID PROPAGANDA AND FUCKING @spadesSlick HAS 20% SHARE IN ITS BUSINESS??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2799d72a434.png
Cancel last post: things are very real. They are quite wonderful even! Did you know there's a stain on this floor that looks a little like Humphrey Bogart if he had suffered a severe car accident and also became an oil stain? Wondrous. #substances i suppose
Oh you’re flirting. Such a flirt. I am a terrible dancer but that shouldn’t ever stop someone from trying. Enjoy your evening I hope it’s enlightening as mine
Well, my head is aching and it's my own fault. But to quote a Tom Waits song I'm listening to this late morning: Come on off the cross, We could use the wood After all, this world is not my own, I'm just a-passing through... It's a new day. Let's treat it that way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFrqclcm8pU
New suit, new me! I feel like a million boondollars! Here's some photographic evidence. [The lanky and tall carapacian holds up his phone in front of his face in a mirror. He is in a cream colored suit with dark brown pinstripes, the cut of which is something like out of a Leyendecker catalogue, tapering in slightly at the waist with the help of a high peak waistcoat. A watch chain can be seen hanging from the pocket of said waistcoat, and a slate blue tie with thick horizontal striping tied in a Pratt knot tucks neatly down behind the front. The knot of his tie is immaculate. The second photo shows his loafers: brown with toe-caps that match the cream coloring of his suit.]
I should probably invest in another cork board and more red string.
Unfortunately this site appears to be a tad, "user hostile", I believe is the right term. Either way it's wonderful to see you Sleuth, it's been a little hard finding friendly familiar faces.
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
How to lock office door and not be locked in forever. How to lock door to office without being trapped guide. How to unlock office door. My office door is locked and I cannot leave help. Moonshine recipes. Candy surplus. How do I tell my friend I like him?
Omgf. Officesss unlicked again yaaaaaaaaay. Thanmk you miss potal. Postal aervice.
Oh goodness I think I might have overdone it a little earlier, feeling much better now that I've sobered up again...
Oh goodness- I'm investigating as fast as I can!