Officer Nasty
@lightBright
Turn the fuck!n l!ghts off. [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
yo bro does my ass make these shorts look fat https://cdn.¡mgchest.com/f¡les/7e19f74401af.png #nsfw #a¡ntsh¡tsafeouthere
Okay I will admit that this is a bit o1 me showi^9 o11 but that’s o^ly because I am really happy with today’s workout payo11 :D
oh wowwww
HOOLY YUM!!!!!
gøød lørd pūppy whāt ān ānglē
⚜HARK!!! A GENTLEMAN AND NOBLE KNIGHT ALWAYS STAYS MODEST, BUT THESE ARE VERY OLD VIEWS AND TODAY I FELT EXTRAORDINARY!!! THIS HERE IS THINE VISAGE, THOUGH A KNIGHT MOTE KEEP SOME PRIVACIES!!!! #KNIGHTLYSELFIE https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knightselfie1.png https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knight%20selfie2.png⚜⁀➴
ᐖ OH BABEYGIRL. IST KNOWST OF BROAᐖSWORᐖS ᐛ
ᐖ MY TEMPYTURE WULᐖ B HAWT BUT IM SOOOOOO GUᐖ ᐛ
⚜HUZZAH!!!! IF THOU EVER BE IN NEED OF HELP OR REQUIREST MIN AID IN TIME TO COME, MESSAGE ME AT AN INSTANT, IT IS THE LEAST THY CAN MUSTER FOR THOUS GESTURE⚜⁀➴
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Unless I Need Some Really Obscure Rare Ingredient... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⚜MOST EXCELLENT, M'LADY!!!! THEN WE SHALL BE IN, "BIZZY-NESS"⚜⁀➴
⚜M'LADY BE SURE TO HYDRATE AND KEEP COOL!!!!! FOR THOU HAS THE SHARPEST OF BLADES TO CRAFT!!! YOU MUST STAY STRONG⚜⁀➴
⚜THIS SOUNDS LIKE A TASK A MAN THAT HAS TRAVERSED MANY A FIELD, FORAGING FOR MORELS, BERRIES, AND MANY PLANTS AND BEASTS FOR ELIXERS, POTIONS, AND CRAFTS!!!! THIS SHANT BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR THY, THIS THOU CAN TRUST⚜⁀➴
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I'll Trust You On That. Haha. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
ᐖ HGHGHGHEEEHEEHEHE I LIEK WHEN U SYA MLAᐖY ᐛ
what ¡ do w¡th my slurry ¡s MY bus¡ness #bus¡nessm¡nded #l¡ghtbr¡ghtdel¡ghts
USUALLY ITS HOSTED AROUND LIKE.. WHAT, 8 PM EASTERN ALTERNIAN STANDARD TIME? THERES A TAG FOR IT SO YOU'LL BE NOTIFIED WHEN IT HAPPENS, THEY USUALLY SEND OUT UPDATES.
I TEND TO BE.. QUITE THE FREQUENT ATTENDEE.
YOU'RE QUITE GOOD LOOKING YOURSELF, YOU'RE WELL BUILT, MUSCULAR, LIKE HOW I AM. I CAN ALWAYS APPRECIATE THE APPEARANCE OF ANOTHER MUSCULAR MAN. RESPECTFULLY... OF COURSE. #SUGGESTIVE.
respectfully ¡ k¡nda l¡ke the d¡srespect bu¡lt myself th¡s way for the most vulgar gazes and hands. gets me all exc¡ted and hot tryna see more of you tho and what you got go¡n on b¡g guy
WELL.. IF YOU’D LIKE, WE CAN DO SOMETHING TOGETHER IF YOU FANCY THAT, CAUSE NOW IVE GOT MY LONE EYE LOOKING ALL OVER. #SUGGESTIVE.
I guess it is my own fault for following the tag I created. Not the kind of business content I was looking for but. Props for entrepreneurship.
IM FREE RIGHT NOW, COME TO MY HIVE, ILL SEND YOU THE COORDINATES.
¡t was a good tag lmofa ¡ just wanted to test dr¡ve ¡t 'prec¡ate ¡t 'prec¡ate ¡t
speak¡n of energy dr¡nks ¡ wonder ¡f ¡ can pass my energy through my slurry l¡ke ¡f a troll suck me off and ¡ngest enough would ¡t work l¡ke a 5 hour energy. who wants to test
much to th¡nk about you're r¡ght ¡ don't get t¡red so maybe they won't get t¡red too
>>| .oh...
₍^. .^₎⟆ W!th a l!l flavor but not the Ssp!ce꠹
m¡ne ¡s usually sweet so ¡ th¡nk ¡t'll balance out l¡ke orange cluckbeast
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hmm ! musSt taSste tessst!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’ll throw !n some ta!l and the ears !f mew let me tasSste ass much ! want #nsSsfw꠹
Anyt|me Someone Says "|ts Not That Ser|ous", They Lose My Respect |mmed|ately. Yes. Th|s Game Of "there's A Yet| |n My Spahgett|" |s |n Fact That Ser|ous. | Play Every Game L|ke My L|fe |s On The L|ne.
finally someone wwith the right take
|nstanteously.
I-I see that i-if we are to-o ever play a game o-of Yeti-i i-in my Spaghetti-i, I-I wi-ill treat i-it wi-ith the utmo-ost respect.
You Better. When You Step Up Onto The Plate W|th A Champ|on, You Put Everyth|ng On The L|ne. Anyth|ng Less |s An |nsult.
t¡me to go h¡p thrust 520 pounds exactly
H3H3LL(O)?
WHAHAT
-=[ssomeof you oonly likke me becauseyou wanna touch me whhere i transmit unncompressed high-definition conntent_☺]=-
<<"i like you because you're fun and cool to be around!">>
I LIKE U BC UR COOL N AWEZOMEZAUCE N ZWAG XD
arwe you the chump i torwrwent everwything frwom i mean legally obtain
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i LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE N1CE,
-=[wwho are you?? x-)_☺]=-
-=[yooure allowed_☺]=-
xx_HAHAHGHAJF_YES_xx
-=[bawwww yuouure nice too tavross !!! x-) thhankyiuu_☺]=-
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Plain wrong.」
THIS IS THE WORST BIT IVE EVER FUCKING COMMITTED TO AND PUT EFFORT IN DRAWING. I GOT THE FUCKING HORN COLORS WRONG BUT WHATEVER THIS WAS LOW EFFORT ANYWAYS. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1512953939849646140/FS-AJN6XOAQU7H_.JPG?EX=6A25F7A8&IS=6A24A628&HM=1FDA6A57352E7172E0B01AE77BA6858E6523B877F134327BD6991E33BE1FD73F& #NSFW
they fl¡rt¡n on my ch¡tt they don't know ¡'m not ¡nto voyeur¡sm
∙☾__☽ you deserrve it
some trolls dr¡nk the¡r own slurry to cope not me tho. just try¡n to br¡ng awareness
∙☾__☽ YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THAT??? well yeah that's norrmal i blow a lot it gets everrywherre ... you cute i won't lie
∙☾__☽ ye my icon is just to keep the slug f̶eining bottoms on this site away yeah? this the only meat i got i can see that big jiggle spherres
based. they'd be all over you esp s¡nce you purple and thank you ¡ work hard, gotta keep up the body. l¡festyle gotta reflect your l¡festyle or whatever that green one sa¡d the other n¡ght fuuuck that's crazy tho your legs are ¡ncred¡ble. aesthet¡cally ¡ mean. but ¡ mean ¡f you wanna do someth¡n lmk
∙☾__☽ don't i f̶ucking know it i wanna post my thirrst trraps too but don't need no mid blood f̶lapping theirr non ass in the wind expecting me to pounce i do be rrunnin and jumpin when they make the cullin dif̶f̶icult don't see goldies with much meat on em i'm imprressed tbh yeah yeah but ya still pissed me of̶f̶ gotta chill out and maybe
th¡nk you should do ¡t anyway. ¡f you want k¡nda funny to watch em drool over what they can't get y'know yeah ¡ bet you really fuck em up. you got that energy and ¡t's real hot tbh. fuck ¡'m glad to hear ¡t ngl, mak¡n me blush and sh¡t a¡ght bet tho my fault my fault
∙☾__☽ sounds like you just wanna see my mounds man. not slick you trrying to get chased big boy? got all that enerrgy to burrn should be f̶un uh-huh surre was but i'm chilling out got a drrinky drrink did some pulls chillin now
¡ mean yeah who wouldn't. ¡ know you know you look good. and ¡onno maybe, be better ¡f ¡t's on an off n¡ght. let a l¡l l¡ght peek ¡n through the w¡ndow and get me all burn¡n hot. long as you a¡n't try¡ng to tear me apart. maybe we can do a jo¡nt stream somet¡me too ¡'m easy
Y◯u ȺȺȺȺin'† liiiivin un†iil y◯uu §†Ⱥr† §iPPin yȺ ◯wn §lurry n §hi†
> okay RANT TO START MY DAY. > the egregious amount of copium it takes any lowblood to say that they would be different from any highblood if they were somehow magically spawned a highblood is just inane hoofbeast shit. > "i WoOlD bE DiFfRnT!!! i WoUlD tReAt OtHrRz FaIrLeEeEE!!!" > oh inhale my entire bulge down to my nook and crack you self-righteous mouthbreather! > you're telling me you WOULDN'T use drone strikes at your disposal on your foes without a single shred of remorse for the individual you send them after? > GET REAL. > we all know deep down that every one of these shit-gut's would abuse the power just as much as any other higherblood does. > fuck, i would! and i have 0 shame in admitting that, quit fucking lying to yourself! > lolololololol > mfw society moment!!!
> OH MY FUUUUUCK HOP OFF MY BULGE. > so sorry that you're so obsessed that you wish to get your dainty, filthy mitts on me in some capacity. > i have important shit to do! > not really i lied about that, but my vidya calls to me. > but rrgrggrhrgg FINE THEN I WILL DAMN IT. > just need to know when the next one is...
fight night is on every thursday smh i will see u there #violence
> don't be pissy because i have such great posts that are, well... > BASED. > AS. > FUCK! > just because you still feel icky about my likes doesn't mean that i don't have some absolute poker-hot takes. > don't deny me now, you slack jaw.
my jaw has n໑ slack thⓘs just ⓘsn't a g໑໑d take perⓘ໑d ⓘm n໑t sayⓘng that ⓘd be the fuckⓘng hⓘghbl໑໑d sufferer ⓘf my bl໑໑d c໑l໑ur was cl໑ser t໑ the fuchⓘsa end ໑f the spectrum but theres a dⓘfference between the hⓘghbl໑໑ds prancⓘng ar໑und havⓘng theⓘr l໑wbl໑໑d servants carryⓘng theⓘr fⓘfty fr໑nd tall sh໑ppⓘng carts wⓘth useless bullshⓘt and the ໑nes flayⓘng rustⓘes alⓘve ⓘn fr໑nt ໑f a lⓘve audⓘencr and havⓘng a laugh ab໑ut ⓘt and that dⓘfference ⓘsnt just ໑ne has a lusus whⓘch dented ⓘts head as a spawnlⓘng s໑ clearly there ⓘs s໑me ⓘnternal wⓘrⓘng f໑r empathy thats mⓘssⓘng ⓘn ໑ne and n໑t the ໑ther
> oh what a load of bs!!! > you're telling me you wouldn't subjugate and maim just as they do if you happened to have their caste? > GET REAL. > this isn't me excusing the behavior, but it's me calling out those pansy asses who would dare try and blither their self-righteous gobbledygook in terms of them saying "w-well i wouldn't do that so why are they!!!?" > IT'S ALL. VIRTUE SIGNALING POPPYCOCK TALK!
n໑ just because y໑ure s໑ frustrated wⓘth y໑ur castes ⓘnabⓘlⓘty t໑ g໑ ar໑und slaughterⓘng ໑ther tr໑lls wⓘth໑ut reprucussⓘ໑ns d໑esnt mean ⓘ am lmfa໑
> not saying i want wonton slaughtering, i'm stating that they're shilling hypocrites if they really believe that they wouldn't do the same shit if the roles were reversed. > that's something you simply just can't deny!
s໑me l໑wbl໑໑ds are abs໑lute hyp໑crⓘtes and just as s໑cⓘ໑pathⓘc as hⓘghbl໑໑ds are but the average tr໑ll whether hⓘgh ໑r l໑w d໑esnt get b໑rn wⓘth zer໑ empathy and even hⓘghbl໑໑d c໑ndⓘtⓘ໑n cant beat ⓘt ໑ut ⓘf were talkⓘng ab໑ut the l໑wbl໑໑ds wh໑ murder each ໑ther all the tⓘme and try t໑ claⓘm m໑ral superⓘ໑rⓘty then yeah ⓘ agree but y໑ur p໑st ⓘs a bⓘt t໑໑ br໑ad t໑ just enc໑mpass them lma໑
> y'sure about that? > because i know way too many lowerbloods that claim moral superiority because they don't "reduce themselves to highblood standards" or whatever fuckwit shit like that. > you're right! it's not all of us! but it's a pretty damn large majority, large enough that i had to rant about it. > holy cope!
>log ¡n to 14F >'c42 seen p1 m2 taken need mt / east alt strat + tupacc enum / upt¡me slug mrth h adjust / apple codex br¡ng am 1 food no p10 d¡sband check¡ng logs' >why not ¡'m free ¡'ll jo¡n >"¡s th¡s sup cards also whats am" >mfw no dps worth the¡r sh¡t would ask th¡s >tell them kys >we go ¡n >fucker GR¡EFS to hell and back >tell them kys aga¡n, fuck¡ng trash >can't get past loop goop 2, lmofa >party d¡sbands >get /tell, ¡t's the gr¡efer >"fuck¡ng asshole" >there's more but ¡'m not read¡ng all that >tell her kys, th¡rd t¡me's the charm >few n¡ghts later >ugly barkbeast mf threaten¡ng me >¡n game btw >yes he's from mungbal >tell¡n me the gr¡efer k¡lled herself, hard t¡me or whatever just wanted to enjoy the game >don't care, check h¡s logs >0 >lmofa >he don't know ¡'m up 12-0 >go¡n for a record here >tell h¡m kys too
.= not being able to get to loop goop 2 is criminal (ᵕ—ᴗ—) also h adjusting.. hmu if u wanna play together though ₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾ -.
¡m say¡n ¡t a¡n't that fuck¡n hard and a¡ght ¡ m¡ght go ¡n later after gym ¡'ll let you know
don't threaten to put me ¡n a sh¡p because 1 ¡ already got a job be¡n a battery and 2 ¡'ll cum
-=[thhey say when youl9ove your job youlll never work a day in yourlife x-) !!!!_☺]=-
∙☾__☽ is cumming rrequirred on the clock orr?
∙☾__☽ ay yo i don't want slurrrry with my powerr ??!
¡'ll put ¡t n¡ce and neat ¡nto a jar or someth¡n ¡dk you sure you don't wanna get down on th¡s? taste good and the macros are ¡nsane
∙☾__☽ had me at jarr lost me at macrros
∙☾__☽ i rref̶use to talk to someone drrinking theirr own slurrrry you got a job dude You can af̶f̶orrd not to do that????
pause. ¡ don't *dr¡nk* my own slurry ¡ sell ¡t but also ofc ¡'ve tasted ¡t why not ¡t's m¡ne but also ¡'ve been known to snowball my pay ¡s decent yeah ¡ get more from my extracurr¡culars
persouonally i houorny pouost.t t.touo bring awareness t.touo t.the masses ascend yououwu sheep
I think it's awesome that you think the question was "why are you horny posting" and not "why are you getting upset when people dont react to your horny posts the way you want?" The Alternian Illiteracy Epidemic strikes again.
it.ts nouot.t illit.teracy it.ts an int.tent.tiouonal pivouot.t ouoff yououwur pouoint.t which was clearly get.tt.ting at.tt.tent.tiouon t.touo inst.tead call at.tt.tent.tiouon t.touo my bet.tt.ter and mouore based houorny pouost.ts everyouone shououwuld louoouok at.t. buwut.t alsouo i never went.t t.touo gruwubschouoouol souo fuwuck yououwu insensit.tive fuwucking jackass
D --> I got two likes and Jade hated the post which also counts as encouragement so here is my picture again D --> #zahhakvisage #nsfw (It is only really topless though) D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
you have nice shoulders!
(=^･⩊･^=) < MEOWWWWWWWWZAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Callin' it a thirst trap 'Cus pardner, i'm stuCk lookin' 'n' i am *parChed.*
Wow... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #knotty
Right af-ter I'd just cooled off--
put a shirt on or im going to throw a shoe at your head i swear to god
My sweetheart is so handsome. I'm going to hold your face in my hands.
D --> Please do
Took that jo9!! It 1elt so 9ood especially this time o1 day :D #^s1w https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/120400288_pk64teQo1ER9Wpm.p^9
Tag this please... ... ... AND THANK YXU SIR!!!
:33< MEOW!!! :33< looking good!!!
RAWR!Holy shitXD!!!!!!
hell yeah MMan always nice goin for a good jog
I want to lick tthe ssweat off your pecss. Who ssaid tthat.
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a368f01b9f7c.png Your lifestyle should reflect your lifestyle :p
c< Hell yeaH, alsO, yOure pretty! >c
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PuTTIng S(o)m3(o)n3'S h3aD b3TW33n my ThIghS. #nSfW #vI(o)l3nc3
#nēēdthāt
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I kn(o)W S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u ar3 mIS3rabl3 m(o)Th3rfuckr3S. can'T b3 m3, my TITS ar3 hug3. #nSfW
ī thīnk īd bē lēss mīsērāblē īf my fācē wās īn sømē tīts
c(o)m3 puT y(o)ur fac3 In my TITS #nSfW