Alyres Akeris
@wrongfulSovereign
DMs are for business only. Humble yourself. ----------------------------------- OOC at @oocVidecoeur
→ WELCOME This is the profile of probably one of my top 5 most evil characters. Head of the biggest trafficking ring known on Alternia and beyond. I don't say that he's evil lightly. This man comes with a bunch of pre-packaged trigger warnings, and I would go so far as to say that nothing about him makes him remotely likable. You try to find something nice, you won't. That's not a challenge, it's a reality. Which is to say, the experience he'll have here is absolutely fabulous to me. He is used to being in control of every inch of his environment. He's gonna lose it when he realizes he can't have his way. He's an old man (though young for a Tyrian), he's classist, he's a snob, and he's smart and an idiot at the same time. He'll find problems where there aren't, he'll create them if he needs to. The only person he cares about is his kismaterail (he decided that, this is not 100% reciprocated. Except the hate, maybe.). She's also horrible; they deserve each other. Kind of. They're fucked up, your honor. He's only on here because of her. Don't expect him to reply kindly to anyone below purple. Don't expect him to soften his words. He will not, he doesn't think he has to. In return, please tear into him; it'll be hilarious to watch him lose his composure and unknowingly keep feeding the trolls. While he is terrible, I am not! If whatever he says hurts you, please block him. You can dm me about it, too, but I will not change his character to accommodate feelings. I am, however, willing to hear you out, and open to being warned if I forget a tag or something :) → EXPECTATIONS ✦ NSFW, NSFWE, gore, violence, slurs, abuse, alcohol, and more! ✦ DMs are open, IC and OOC. He might not reply to all IC stuff, especially if your character is lower on the hemospectrum. OOC depends on how you approach it; I'm a big introvert. ✦ I only do chat-style RP on Chittr. I have not had mojo for para rp in forever, but if that ever strikes, it would be either through Tumblr or Discord. ✦ Kink-friendly even if I'm not into all kinks ✦ I do not interact with self-inserts, yume shippers, and all that. ✦ If I block anyone, it is most likely an IC block. → EXTRA ⟡ My name is Julie, Vide or Videcoeur, whichever you prefer; videcoeur is my alias everywhere (Toyhouse, Tumblr, Discord) ⟡ I am over 35 years old. ⟡ I will be extremely low activity....I think. ⟡ Most of the art here is by Cannibal (@lolHec ! Go follow her, that's Aly's (mostly unreciprocated) Kismaterail! → TOYHOUSE PROFILE Please keep in mind that this man is a walking bag of triggers. Don't go to his profile if you have any abuse-related triggers. https://toyhou.se/7510225.alyres https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ce9f9acfb85.png Your name is ALYRES AKERIS. Some may know you as THE WRONGFUL SOVEREIGN. You are a NOBLE, DIGNIFIED HIGHBLOOD, excelling at BUILDING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPS but a walking disaster when it comes to PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. You are approximately SIXTEEN HUNDRED SWEEPS OLD and possess the sort of face people describe as "handsome" moments before being PUBLICLY RIDICULED, or worse, executed, for speaking to you unprompted. Your hobbies include ORGANIZING STUFF with terrifying precision, BUILDING MINIATURES you care more about than the average troll life, attending INTERGALACTIC AUCTIONS for business and pleasure, pretending you are IMMUNE TO SENTIMENT, and quietly RESHAPING GALACTIC ECONOMIES around your personal convenience. You greatly enjoy PRIVACY, CONTROL, and BEAUTIFUL BODACIOUS WOMEN capable of ripping lesser trolls in half with their bare hands. You dislike MOST TROLLS, PACIFISTS, SWEETS, and the general concept of being questioned by anyone low enough to die of natural causes. You also hate MOST CLOTHES because you are an EIGHT-FOOT-SEVEN king whose wardrobe budget consists mostly of GAUDY GOLD JEWELRY and VAGUE FABRIC. Your lusus was a VENOMOUS EIGHT-HEADED SEA DRAGON, but you eventually SOLD IT because apparently, even eldritch ocean daddies became expandable once you developed an interest in market logistics. Your mansion is unnervingly silent, what with half of it being SUBMERGED, and the other half being on a PRIVATE BEACH YOU OWN. You are currently EXPLORING NEW MARKET OPPORTUNITIES on Chittr, if anyone ask. You are definitely NOT HERE FOR HER. You find this place BIZARRE and BENEATH YOU, of course.
I have been away for about half a perigree due to personal business. Good deals were made. Anything good happen in my absence? Condesce captured a new planet? Lowbloods finally learned their place? Riz stopped posting about her tits? The world won't stop turning but you know, a man can dream.
∙☾__☽ wow f̶irrst of̶ all it was yurri day was gonna post em f̶orr the ladies then i rrememberred my loyal paypiggy so why would i post em f̶orr f̶rree (: should pay me so the ppl can see my rrack tbh
Pay you so people can see your rack? Counter offer: Pay you so no one but me can see your rack. #mytits
∙☾__☽ had me rright up till #mytits now i gotta post em on prrinciple orr whateverr
Just going to talk, huh. Talk shit, get hit. #dashwatching #tellmeaboutitlaterplease
If I'm going to pay anyway, might as well try to recoup some of that. #businessminded
My account was somehow hacked by a very rude violet twink talking shit to another rude violet twink. I do not talk like that. Ever. And I would definitely never pitch flirt anyone other than my pitchmate. Anyway, time for the wisdom of the night, which will save many heartaches: Power is justice. The world exists for people far more powerful than you. That includes me. Not a business-minded quote tonight, but still free wisdom for the masses. I was feeling pretty generous despite this whole hacking ordeal.
okay but which one was the verwy rwude and which one was just the rwude
I do not think that matters. Though I do slightly appreciate your rudeness more than the other one. You made some good points. He just sounds brain damaged.
that matterws a lot forw that is furwtherw evidence i am climbing up on the popularwity polls in which i top charwt anyways rwegarwdless but chittrw is untapped terwrwitorwy but as is evident i am alrweady on my way to my rwightful place and i surwpass one morwe userw in appeal this inforwmation is verwy bountiful what a boon thank you
Being seen as a popular troll on chittr, where the majority of users are unemployed sods with no talents, no ambitions, or future, doesn't really feel like an achievement one should celebrate but. You do you. Craving the approval of Chittr's masses should be beneath you as a violet. I am done with this conversation.
She doesn't even realize how expensive these ships are!!! They are pieces of art, you uncultured swine. Not that you'd know what art is, UGH. #notevenvagueing #verytargetedchit
∙☾__☽ honk honk honk (:
Shut the fuck up.
∙☾__☽ ooooo my prrincling is currsing so uncouth
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But you're a fuchsia, why do you need more money? Have you ever had a kismesis? This shit is expensive.
Do I look like a teacher?
rweal shit it s rweally everwyone else that needs financing the going rwates forw taking bitches genderw neutrwal out to dinnerws is absurwd and then you arwe forwced to tip big in frwont of them because you don t want to look like a cheapskate wuss even though like you just paid forw everwything so why would you be a cheapskate but someone decided you have to thrwow some change out of pity at the serwvice but it has gotten absurwd like rweally morwe than twenty perwcent it s not like they cooked it they just walked i can walk anyone can well anyone able bodied but we arwen t rweally considerwing the disabled not in an offensive way but let s be rweal they arwe not wheeling overw my food in a timely fashion although maybe they would be morwe stable with it actually they could be prwetty fast especially if they werwe on rwails hm i have to think about this
Okay, first learning experience: find yourself a kismesis and learn like the rest of us.
I don't tip servants, that's their job. What do they want, further remuneration above their wage? Then go above and beyond, or don't expect a tip. Also, the kismesis itself is expensive. If you can't afford a meal at a restaurant, surely you don't deserve a kismesis.
Your lusus likely dropped you on the floor as a grub.
It's called irøny and curiøsity. I'm ønly a few )(undred sweeps, sø like, yøu døn't gøtta be a døuc)(ebag tø me.
A few hundred sweeps and you haven't had a kismesis in all that time? I'd say get better but that ship has sailed, huh.
Hobbies? Monetize that. Passions? Monetize that. Everything can be monetized with the right mindset. But before selling, remember the wise words of Human Celebrity Lil Nas X: "I wanna sell what you're buying" Finding a buyer is the FIRST step, not finding what to sell, contrary to popular belief. #businessminded
∙☾__☽ money won't make you cool i'm not complaining but i have the ick aly wow almost used yerr name you know it's bad
Why are you getting twisted over some words? You're not that weak. Stop acting like you are.
∙☾__☽ it's not just the worrds what if̶ you starrt thinking yerr cool doing things i do i need you to be a detatched business guy what if̶ you starrt thinking i'm not cool??? nah can't have that
Again, your brain is a marvel of knots that go nowhere but still manage to somehow formulate sentences with vern noun and complement. I don't do what you do, I only post about business. This is a business account. Again, why are you getting twisted over some words? Pathetic. I'm pretty sure that by troll standards you are cool? Whatever that means. I think you're hot, detestable, and have shit taste in hobbies. What's not to hate?
∙☾__☽ how can a knot go no wherre it ties things togetherr dumbass why arre you getting twisted about some ships in a bottle ya know what i'm at yourr place rrn imma brreak a f̶ew ok yerr still in therre, you still have good taste (me) but that's a objective f̶act my hotness my oiled up boobs i'm about to use to crrush these stupid bottles you love so much actually i should video it then sell it to you seems like something you'd be into
Have you never looked at a bow knot? I see two ends going nowhere. Like you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df5541c7c0e3.jpg DON'T DO IT, RIZ. I swear to god I'll break every fingers that destroyed those beauties and then not pay your medical bill. .....That's fucking cheating, you fucking cunt, and you know it. Look, you got me to lose my composure and swear. Disgusting.
∙☾__☽ the f̶act that you know a knot to prrove yourr point says a lot yerr daddy teach you that knot? ye i bet you'd like brreaking my f̶ingerrs hatemate ye i know it is that's why i'm doing it i brring out the worrst parrt of̶ you i see why you hate me so much (:
The fact that you don't know a simple bow knot is even more astounding. You said you are hive, huh? 10 minutes away. Count your fucking fingers. All 10 of them. My shit better be INTACT. Or you won't be.
∙☾__☽ do it look like i got scales what the f̶uck would i use a knot f̶orr?? maybe maybe i lef̶t who f̶ucking knows wherre i am uh huh whateverr maybe i have my shirrt on maybe i don't maybe i'm smashing yourr shit underr my huge jiggle spherre
They better still be there when I arrive (both the ships AND the SPHERES)
Anonymous asked something I will not dignify with an answer. Stick to business questions and do not call my bulge a slug. What the fuck is wrong with you? You know who you are, and you are lucky I don't.
I will never understand people who are creative and entrepreneurial enough to come up with good products, but don't use that creativity and entrepreneurship for their own gain. This is why you are all poor. #businessminded
Anonymous asked: Do you ever talk about anything else? I mean. This is my account. Where I post #businessminded stuff. Because I also use it as a business account. My business is my business. Nobody's forcing you to stay. There's a block button. Use it.
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Killing slaves is a waste of not only time but also money. Resell them to someone you dislike at a higher price than the purchase price. Find a way to make them profitable again. If not in this universe, then surely another. #businessminded
My lusus was literally the first creature I sold to get the necessary funding to start my business. You and I are not the same. See you around "kingpin".
Why? What's the point?
No, initiative can be shown indpendently of caste. You have a brilliant mind, you should not feed the trolls with it. Start your own spore business. Be a competitor. Ruin his business and make dough. If you have a secret formula that's more potent than his, I'd be happy to put you in contact with interested parties in the fleet. Stay #businessminded
What is "Better"? By whose standards? The only ones that matter are the ones you set for yourself. You'll only set yourself up for disappointment if you follow what other people want or think.
by +he s+andards of being a good fvcking person and i failed +ha+ for a long +ime
tempting but that th/)ught /)f p/)tentially being ar/)und pe/)ple wh/) think in a s/)mewhat similar way t/) me d/)es make me want t/) actually stab myself and /)thers (maybe in that /)rder) #vi/)lence
Being good won't make you live longer or get you richer, or help you achieve your goals. Being good only gets you killed in a world where people throw knives before handshakes. Believe what you must, but you are wasting your potential. Trolls are not meant to be good, they're meant to be powerful.
Wasted potential again.
yeah i usually d/) that.
∙☾__☽ ppl that get on herre to f̶arrm hate with f̶ake negatively arre so borring. ooo you said something mean but did you believe it? i mean all the negative shit i say
.thats the right way to bE .never say shit you dont meaN
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∙☾__☽ you f̶ucking get it! i need that pitch to be rreal orr i don't f̶ucking want it cut deep and twist
∙☾__☽ gotta be that way brro i don't be lying but i rrespect it when it's to yourrself̶ it's f̶unny (:
.a half assed insult is such a bone killeR
Reflection of the night: killing is short-term gratification. Sending your enemies to another galaxy where they’ll serve another for eternity AND earn you passive income is much better. #indenturedservitude #businessminded #grabbingeveryopportunitybythehorns
∙☾__☽ don't let no one tell you violence don't worrk that shit worrks everry time
| It Does | It May Even Verge On The Edge Of Too Effective In A Sense |
∙☾__☽ nah kicked one of̶ my stalkerr's ass can't beat that tbh
| I Have Straight Up Removed People From Existence To 8e Honest | According To The Screams It's Very Painful |
∙☾__☽ ... i can kill ppl too you ain't special?
| This Is A 8it More Thorough Than Killing | At Least Killing Leaves Them To Exist In The Dream8u88les |
Except for when the other guys are better at it. In which case play to your strengths.
∙☾__☽ eh dead is dead long as theirr outta my f̶ace what i carre what they do in a bubble?
∙☾__☽ but my strrengths is strrength?
Is it fucked up that I love seeing my kismesis threaten (and actually follow through) other people with violence? Really enjoy that side of her. #violence #mykismesis
∙☾__☽ i nearrly beat him to death if̶ you wanted an update sweet scales
Most excellent.
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( I fucked up and rechitted from the wrong account, so now Aly is a fan a;lsdkfjaf)
I rechitted all that because I love that show. ACT, my beloved. I cannot wait for another season.
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