Alyres Akeris
@wrongfulSovereign
DMs are for business only. Humble yourself. ----------------------------------- OOC at @oocVidecoeur
∙☾__☽ wow actually missed arrguing with him this hate shit is so rreal ... ewh
aha, missed me. I wasn't gone that long but I'll take it. How about I take you out tonight? Wherever you want, for once.
∙☾__☽ ehhhh get tirred of̶ the f̶ake haterrs on herre least i know it's rreal with you (: ooooh lookit you missing me too? haha tsk f̶ucking f̶inally i'll head yerr way sweetgills 💜
Definitely missed some parts of you. The shit attitude, no. But it's kind of a package deal, here, anyway. Nobody will ever hate you as I do. I hope you know that.
sTiLl iN ThE LiKe bUsInEsS FoR SkYhOrSeDaD. gOt cRaZy cAeGeRs tO BuRn bUt iT HaS To bE @cAlIgUlAaScEnDiT ReAl fUcKiNg dAd. I NeEd tHaT MoThErFuCkEr tO ReMeMbEr hE WaS SoLd bY HiS PrInCe (O:
That can be arranged. Do you have any details about this skyhorsedad? A picture of him or his ward would be very helpful. As for location, you can give a general estimated range of several hundred kilometers, and my hunters can do the rest. Pricing will be discussed once I've received quotes from the hunters and negotiated if necessary.
i dOn't )O: dOn't wAnNa gO ThRoUgH HiS ChItS EiThEr cAuSe tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR PiSsEs mE OfF, mIgHt rEaD OnE AnD NeEd tA TaKe a wAlK Or sOmEtHiNg. I CaN FiNd a pIcTuRe oF HiM ThO, dUdE LoVeS RaTtLiNg hIs bOnEs aCrOsS ThE FeEd. i lIkE YoU MaN, rEaL PrOmPt. FoLkS On tHiS SiTe aLl tAlK Fr. MaKiNg mY BlAcK RoM FeEl fUcKiN ExTrEmE Or sOmEtHiN. i lIkE TeRrOrIzE HiM CaUsE He dOn't dEsErVe pEaCe (O:
I am here to do business and this transaction is a pretty simple one. I got the man's social handle, I'll hand it over my hunters. They should already know what a skyhorse lusus is like, the difficulty is just finding the right one. That said, pissing off a kismesis by buying their lusus' abduction is a stroke of genius. I don't think my kis would let it fly but I hope it spices up your relationship just the way you want it.
rIgHt oN MaN (o: I NeEd tHe sPeCiFiC OnE CaUsE LiKe hOrSePoP'S BiTiNg mY KiS WoUlD MaKe mY WhOlE SwEeP Fr. ThAnKs bRoThA, i tHoUgHt sO ToO (o: MmMm lIkE DoUbT It wIlL KnOwInG HiM. hE'S LiKe sTrAiGhT? sOmE HuMaN ShIt i dUnNo. SaYs iT'S NoT EvEn lIkE PlAtOnIc bUt tAkEs sHiT I Do sOoOoO PeRsOnAl. LoNg aS ThE MoThErFuCkEr dOn't gEt pEaCe iOn cArE WhAt hE CaLlS It tBh.
Can't say I do not relate to him in that sense, I too, have a very strong inclination for the more womanly features. Flatness just isn't my thing, but to each their own. I'll contact you again when my hunters have found the beast.
I have been away for about half a perigree due to personal business. Good deals were made. Anything good happen in my absence? Condesce captured a new planet? Lowbloods finally learned their place? Riz stopped posting about her tits? The world won't stop turning but you know, a man can dream.
∙☾__☽ wow f̶irrst of̶ all it was yurri day was gonna post em f̶orr the ladies then i rrememberred my loyal paypiggy so why would i post em f̶orr f̶rree (: should pay me so the ppl can see my rrack tbh
Pay you so people can see your rack? Counter offer: Pay you so no one but me can see your rack. #mytits
∙☾__☽ this having money shit rrips i see why his annoying ass be thrrowing it at his prroblems.
∙☾__☽ yeah see it's chill (: rreally giving me the keys to the palace orr like anotherr palace idk that sounds like some dumb shit you have lolololol stop tagging shit business minded
I tag it so peasants who don't know how to make money can follow the tag and get some advice. I saw someone else using that tag today...in some rather unfortunate fashion. I'm doing some good, Riz.
∙☾__☽ YOU MEAN THAT F̶UCKING SLURRRRY DRRINKERR omf̶g uh-huh everryone needs hobbies keeps you outta my hairr all day.
It's called work. Not a hobby. Hobbies are for jobless hacks who got too much time on their hands. My time spent on here is for business. Again. Not a hobby.
∙☾__☽ uh-huh keep saying it pay piggy maybe you'll believe it one day (:
It's better than whatever it is you're posting, at least. You're just contributing to the masses' mental decay.
∙☾__☽ but it's f̶un piggy got nothing else to do but f̶olks think i'm f̶unny (:
Of course they do. I admit, even I, on rare occasions, am impressed by your wit.
∙☾__☽ lolol olol shut the f̶uck UPPPPPPP you think i'm hilarrious why you keep my ass arround besides the boobs can get f̶ucking boobs anywherre
I can get boobs from anywhere you are right. But they are not as nice. They're not attached to the object of my loathful attention. <3< Fuck you, disrespectfully.
what ¡ do w¡th my slurry ¡s MY bus¡ness #bus¡nessm¡nded #l¡ghtbr¡ghtdel¡ghts
I guess it is my own fault for following the tag I created. Not the kind of business content I was looking for but. Props for entrepreneurship.
My account was somehow hacked by a very rude violet twink talking shit to another rude violet twink. I do not talk like that. Ever. And I would definitely never pitch flirt anyone other than my pitchmate. Anyway, time for the wisdom of the night, which will save many heartaches: Power is justice. The world exists for people far more powerful than you. That includes me. Not a business-minded quote tonight, but still free wisdom for the masses. I was feeling pretty generous despite this whole hacking ordeal.
okay but which one was the verwy rwude and which one was just the rwude
I do not think that matters. Though I do slightly appreciate your rudeness more than the other one. You made some good points. He just sounds brain damaged.
that matterws a lot forw that is furwtherw evidence i am climbing up on the popularwity polls in which i top charwt anyways rwegarwdless but chittrw is untapped terwrwitorwy but as is evident i am alrweady on my way to my rwightful place and i surwpass one morwe userw in appeal this inforwmation is verwy bountiful what a boon thank you
Being seen as a popular troll on chittr, where the majority of users are unemployed sods with no talents, no ambitions, or future, doesn't really feel like an achievement one should celebrate but. You do you. Craving the approval of Chittr's masses should be beneath you as a violet. I am done with this conversation.