Alyres Akeris
@wrongfulSovereign
DMs are for business only. Humble yourself. ----------------------------------- OOC at @oocVidecoeur
>>| .all people want to be horny. but what .about happiness? .i want to be happy.
Make your own happiness. Don't wait for someone else to hand it to you on a silver platter or you'll be waiting forever.
>>| .easier said than done. currently, sitting .in my ruined hive.
it.is.another.normal.day.to.think.normal.thoughts.such.as.how.i.as.a.midblood.or.lowblood.can.better.serve.the.much.more.important.people.in.my.life.such.as.highbloods.they.are.more.important.it.is.a.normal.thought.to.think.that.especially.for.lowbloods.or.midbloods.especially.for.lowbloods.they.should.think.that.the.way.i.think.that.and.it.is.very.normal
Finally, one of you has common sense.
y♉︎u k♑︎w t♓︎is guy is like 100% a ♓︎ig♓︎bl♉︎♉︎d larping as a l♉︎w/♏︎idbl♉︎♉︎d t♉︎ spread pr♉︎paganda rig♓︎t...?
I am back online. I think I am starting to understand the appeal of this place. Unfortunately, this space feels a little too safe, if you catch my drift. So let me start a thread: What is the funniest way you killed someone? I'll start. During a luxurious event held by the fleet, one of my employees used the word "irregardless" incorrectly in a sentence, so I had them killed. The problem wasn't that he misused the word; it's that he said it with confidence. I can't have people believing I hire confident fools. What about you all? #violence #murder
Interesting answer. Did you season them first? Also, what did they do to warrant you eating them alive? That's gruesome. I always cook my meats first, with very few exceptions. Some trolls are full of parasites; do be careful with raw troll meat.
Faith restored in Chittr: the empress herself is here, and she's killing it.
im killin it alrig)(t w)(o're you t)(oug)(
To you, Empress, I am but a contributor. I have fought in many of your wars and now fund many fleet projects, mostly conquest-related. You can expect my continued support and obedience.
ooo)(. good lookin, good cookin. i like w)(at i see and i like w)(at im readin. a bit young, t)(oug)(... lotsa potential. ill keep you in mind.
can we pls bring loincloths back. they're so stylish.
You're absolutely right. Has to be some of the most comfortable garments to wear.
∙☾__☽ he thinks a single f̶ucking banana cost 10 dollarrs
You still haven't told me how much, and I haven't troogled it. But you said something about going too high, so maybe what? 5 bucks? 3 bucks? I don't know what you want me to tell you, Riz. Someone else does the shopping and cooking. And peeling too, though I haven't had a banana in sweeps.
∙☾__☽ ok nvm this is so f̶ucking f̶unny him joining was the best thing old money rrich f̶ish talking to norrmies no notes
Old money? Excuse you, I built my own money. Don't compare me to my descendants.
∙☾__☽ he's pissed of̶f̶ all the limes i wanna f̶uck him so bad i can't stop laughing #nsf̶w
Did I? Their anger is weak, I did not feel it. You know where I am. Come find me ;)
Business opportunity, serious inquiries only: Got an exotic lusus that's getting more expensive to care for than it's worth? Contact me, I'll buy it off your hands. Especially if they're amphibious. 💲 *Doesn't have to be a lusus, if you have to any sentient or non-sentient exotic creature, I could be interested.
You used a lot of words instead of just saying "got a beast that you don't want anymore" I cannot imagine your business dealings are very impressive based on this alone.
Why are you replying to this? Obviously, you are not the target market. Some things are not created for you. You need to accept that. Don't talk to me unless you got something for sale. Shoo.
I meeaeaaaaaan. I was giving you valid criticism on your shit post, is all.
Your valid criticism, as you call it, is just changing "exotic lusus" for "beast" when I am clearly looking for more than just a "beast". Though I do appreciate the coldness with which you describe a lusus as just a beast. Most actually care about their "beast". Your tone suggests you do not. I respect that. So, I wanna buy what you're selling, but only if it's interesting. Don't come at me with something as boring as a meow or barkbeast; they're a dime a dozen.
where's that (presumably) bxg purple bxtch x need new slurs
∙☾__☽ i am verry larrge but yes highblood? what slurrs do you need?
xdk somethxng beta than low/gutterblood and maybe specxfxcally for them red ones sxnce they're the ones that lxke to thxnk thexr opxnxons are worth any goddamn thxng
∙☾__☽ i'm f̶ond of̶ shitblood it's not used nearrly as of̶ten as it could be grrubpaste soldierr scum go jump in the meat grrinderr grrind clog trrashblood f̶orr a sof̶terr touch bucket f̶ondlerr cave dwellerr slurrrry stirrrrerr cave crrawlerr cusp rriderr spec strraddlerr peasant/peasantblood hope baiterr bucket brrigade slurrrry slop bulge rriderr nook snif̶f̶err puss bag cyst lickerr paint splatterr cull bait pity parrty pity minerr i hope these arre helpf̶ul highblood (:
Again, always impressed with how your brain works. I do like trash/peasantblood myself, but I admit cull bait is pretty sweet too.
∙☾__☽ again don't know if̶ that's a compliment f̶rrillgills ye i bet you f̶ucking do 🙄🙄 you love punching down
I have no choice but to punch down. Who am I supposed to punch if I punch up? The freaking empress? I know my place.
∙☾__☽ that's the same shit i be saying hate that i have to agrree with you of̶ ALL trrolls
That's because I'm right. I am always right, you should know better by now.
∙☾__☽ alrright it was f̶un (it wasn't) kis joined and f̶ollowed me /: no f̶ucking f̶un allowed mrr. put the tits on is herre imma head out
∙☾__☽ the f̶act that you f̶eel the need to clarrif̶y everry time PISSES ME OF̶F̶ SO MUCH it's gonna be one in a second you have to make yourr own chits to get attention yeeeeah the lowbloods kinda rrun this place sometimes it's annoying sometimes f̶unny mostly annoying worrse how?? neverr met a lime damn you arre so f̶ucking old
Never met a lime? Rizzy, I participated in their extermination. I guess cockroaches are hard to eradicate, though. Some have slipped into cracks and remained dormant for a bit, then reproduced like hopbeasts. I can see, most of the attention I'm getting is from the lower castes. It's frankly annoying. I'm just trying to come on here for business opportunities. They ain't got no money for that.
∙☾__☽ rriz orr rrizrrik is f̶ine OF̶C YOU DID so you'd know i wasn't a twinkle in a bucket when they got culled oh yerr going to have so much f̶un herre (: they'rre gonna love this shit you can't block em all sadly only like unemployed f̶olks use this site sorrrry saltlick well i'm not cause this has been RREALLY f̶unny
∙☾__☽ pls neverr use yolo again WHERRE did you even hearr that???????
∙☾__☽ ..... yeah ok stop copying me act yourr age????
What does that even mean? I'll have you know I am still very young for a tyrian.
∙☾__☽ and old f̶orr everryone else you see the prroblem??? have you everr even seen a tyrrian grrub???
That sound like an everyone else's problem. Do I look like I crawl in caves with the... how did you call them... slurry stirrer? Of course I've never seen a tyrian grub.
I can't reply to all of you who can die of natural causes. My energy is better used elsewhere.
꧁⎝ Dat's fa da best really but Ah jes tink dey awl mighty funny, me. ⎠꧂
I just think they're proving exactly why they're ranked at the bottom. So loud about "respect" and then acting like they don't have any for themselves. Well. I suppose THAT is funny.
꧁⎝ Hahaha you get it padna. Dey place dey value in how many clicks dey can get on dis hea chittr ting. It really tickle me. ⎠꧂
So, what you're saying is "clicks" is their currency? That's why they die poor.
∙☾__☽ you want me so bad don't passive pitch f̶lirrt https://cdn.imgchest.com/f̶iles/9edcc8d267a1.png
∙☾__☽ it's yourr f̶irrst day f̶irrst ones f̶rree surre ye that's plenty quick question how much do you think a single banana cost?
∙☾__☽ wow wow yeah ok that checks out
Is that not the cost? 20 caegars then? Less, more? You gotta give me a ballpark here. I don't do shopping, you know.
∙☾__☽ why would you go up?? have you had a banana bef̶orre?? descrribe one to me don't look it up
I've had bananas before, Riz. Not my favorite fruit, but I've had it a few times. And I don't know, yellow? You gotta peel the thing, if I remember. I haven't peeled one myself, though.
∙☾__☽ in a 1000 sweeps i'd hope so NEVERR PEELED IT?!?! i gotta take a walk yerr pissing me of̶f̶
What? Are you going to blame me for being rich? I thought that's what you liked about me.
∙☾__☽ what does being rrich have to do with you peeling a banana you got hands i kinda wanna see how'd you do it top bottom middle a f̶ourrth stupid option
I didn't know peeling bananas was a necessary life skill. I have better things to do with my hands than peeling bananas. I can peel clothes off an enraged cacklebeast, so a banana shouldn't be too hard, don't you think? :)