Alyres Akeris
@wrongfulSovereign
DMs are for business only. Humble yourself. ----------------------------------- OOC at @oocVidecoeur
I have been away for about half a perigree due to personal business. Good deals were made. Anything good happen in my absence? Condesce captured a new planet? Lowbloods finally learned their place? Riz stopped posting about her tits? The world won't stop turning but you know, a man can dream.
∙☾__☽ wow f̶irrst of̶ all it was yurri day was gonna post em f̶orr the ladies then i rrememberred my loyal paypiggy so why would i post em f̶orr f̶rree (: should pay me so the ppl can see my rrack tbh
Pay you so people can see your rack? Counter offer: Pay you so no one but me can see your rack. #mytits
∙☾__☽ had me rright up till #mytits now i gotta post em on prrinciple orr whateverr
Just going to talk, huh. Talk shit, get hit. #dashwatching #tellmeaboutitlaterplease
If I'm going to pay anyway, might as well try to recoup some of that. #businessminded
My account was somehow hacked by a very rude violet twink talking shit to another rude violet twink. I do not talk like that. Ever. And I would definitely never pitch flirt anyone other than my pitchmate. Anyway, time for the wisdom of the night, which will save many heartaches: Power is justice. The world exists for people far more powerful than you. That includes me. Not a business-minded quote tonight, but still free wisdom for the masses. I was feeling pretty generous despite this whole hacking ordeal.
okay but which one was the verwy rwude and which one was just the rwude
I do not think that matters. Though I do slightly appreciate your rudeness more than the other one. You made some good points. He just sounds brain damaged.
that matterws a lot forw that is furwtherw evidence i am climbing up on the popularwity polls in which i top charwt anyways rwegarwdless but chittrw is untapped terwrwitorwy but as is evident i am alrweady on my way to my rwightful place and i surwpass one morwe userw in appeal this inforwmation is verwy bountiful what a boon thank you
Being seen as a popular troll on chittr, where the majority of users are unemployed sods with no talents, no ambitions, or future, doesn't really feel like an achievement one should celebrate but. You do you. Craving the approval of Chittr's masses should be beneath you as a violet. I am done with this conversation.
She doesn't even realize how expensive these ships are!!! They are pieces of art, you uncultured swine. Not that you'd know what art is, UGH. #notevenvagueing #verytargetedchit
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But you're a fuchsia, why do you need more money? Have you ever had a kismesis? This shit is expensive.
rweal shit it s rweally everwyone else that needs financing the going rwates forw taking bitches genderw neutrwal out to dinnerws is absurwd and then you arwe forwced to tip big in frwont of them because you don t want to look like a cheapskate wuss even though like you just paid forw everwything so why would you be a cheapskate but someone decided you have to thrwow some change out of pity at the serwvice but it has gotten absurwd like rweally morwe than twenty perwcent it s not like they cooked it they just walked i can walk anyone can well anyone able bodied but we arwen t rweally considerwing the disabled not in an offensive way but let s be rweal they arwe not wheeling overw my food in a timely fashion although maybe they would be morwe stable with it actually they could be prwetty fast especially if they werwe on rwails hm i have to think about this
Okay, first learning experience: find yourself a kismesis and learn like the rest of us.
I don't tip servants, that's their job. What do they want, further remuneration above their wage? Then go above and beyond, or don't expect a tip. Also, the kismesis itself is expensive. If you can't afford a meal at a restaurant, surely you don't deserve a kismesis.
It's called irøny and curiøsity. I'm ønly a few )(undred sweeps, sø like, yøu døn't gøtta be a døuc)(ebag tø me.
A few hundred sweeps and you haven't had a kismesis in all that time? I'd say get better but that ship has sailed, huh.
Hobbies? Monetize that. Passions? Monetize that. Everything can be monetized with the right mindset. But before selling, remember the wise words of Human Celebrity Lil Nas X: "I wanna sell what you're buying" Finding a buyer is the FIRST step, not finding what to sell, contrary to popular belief. #businessminded
∙☾__☽ money won't make you cool i'm not complaining but i have the ick aly wow almost used yerr name you know it's bad
Why are you getting twisted over some words? You're not that weak. Stop acting like you are.
∙☾__☽ it's not just the worrds what if̶ you starrt thinking yerr cool doing things i do i need you to be a detatched business guy what if̶ you starrt thinking i'm not cool??? nah can't have that
Again, your brain is a marvel of knots that go nowhere but still manage to somehow formulate sentences with vern noun and complement. I don't do what you do, I only post about business. This is a business account. Again, why are you getting twisted over some words? Pathetic. I'm pretty sure that by troll standards you are cool? Whatever that means. I think you're hot, detestable, and have shit taste in hobbies. What's not to hate?
∙☾__☽ how can a knot go no wherre it ties things togetherr dumbass why arre you getting twisted about some ships in a bottle ya know what i'm at yourr place rrn imma brreak a f̶ew ok yerr still in therre, you still have good taste (me) but that's a objective f̶act my hotness my oiled up boobs i'm about to use to crrush these stupid bottles you love so much actually i should video it then sell it to you seems like something you'd be into
Have you never looked at a bow knot? I see two ends going nowhere. Like you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df5541c7c0e3.jpg DON'T DO IT, RIZ. I swear to god I'll break every fingers that destroyed those beauties and then not pay your medical bill. .....That's fucking cheating, you fucking cunt, and you know it. Look, you got me to lose my composure and swear. Disgusting.
∙☾__☽ the f̶act that you know a knot to prrove yourr point says a lot yerr daddy teach you that knot? ye i bet you'd like brreaking my f̶ingerrs hatemate ye i know it is that's why i'm doing it i brring out the worrst parrt of̶ you i see why you hate me so much (:
The fact that you don't know a simple bow knot is even more astounding. You said you are hive, huh? 10 minutes away. Count your fucking fingers. All 10 of them. My shit better be INTACT. Or you won't be.
∙☾__☽ do it look like i got scales what the f̶uck would i use a knot f̶orr?? maybe maybe i lef̶t who f̶ucking knows wherre i am uh huh whateverr maybe i have my shirrt on maybe i don't maybe i'm smashing yourr shit underr my huge jiggle spherre
They better still be there when I arrive (both the ships AND the SPHERES)
Anonymous asked something I will not dignify with an answer. Stick to business questions and do not call my bulge a slug. What the fuck is wrong with you? You know who you are, and you are lucky I don't.
I will never understand people who are creative and entrepreneurial enough to come up with good products, but don't use that creativity and entrepreneurship for their own gain. This is why you are all poor. #businessminded
Anonymous asked: Do you ever talk about anything else? I mean. This is my account. Where I post #businessminded stuff. Because I also use it as a business account. My business is my business. Nobody's forcing you to stay. There's a block button. Use it.
Killing slaves is a waste of not only time but also money. Resell them to someone you dislike at a higher price than the purchase price. Find a way to make them profitable again. If not in this universe, then surely another. #businessminded
My lusus was literally the first creature I sold to get the necessary funding to start my business. You and I are not the same. See you around "kingpin".
No, initiative can be shown indpendently of caste. You have a brilliant mind, you should not feed the trolls with it. Start your own spore business. Be a competitor. Ruin his business and make dough. If you have a secret formula that's more potent than his, I'd be happy to put you in contact with interested parties in the fleet. Stay #businessminded
What is "Better"? By whose standards? The only ones that matter are the ones you set for yourself. You'll only set yourself up for disappointment if you follow what other people want or think.
by +he s+andards of being a good fvcking person and i failed +ha+ for a long +ime
tempting but that th/)ught /)f p/)tentially being ar/)und pe/)ple wh/) think in a s/)mewhat similar way t/) me d/)es make me want t/) actually stab myself and /)thers (maybe in that /)rder) #vi/)lence
Being good won't make you live longer or get you richer, or help you achieve your goals. Being good only gets you killed in a world where people throw knives before handshakes. Believe what you must, but you are wasting your potential. Trolls are not meant to be good, they're meant to be powerful.
Reflection of the night: killing is short-term gratification. Sending your enemies to another galaxy where they’ll serve another for eternity AND earn you passive income is much better. #indenturedservitude #businessminded #grabbingeveryopportunitybythehorns
Is it fucked up that I love seeing my kismesis threaten (and actually follow through) other people with violence? Really enjoy that side of her. #violence #mykismesis
∙☾__☽ i nearrly beat him to death if̶ you wanted an update sweet scales
I was informed that the masses might have questions. Fair enough. I might not answer everything because my time is precious and not all of you are worth the effort, but here's a link, should you feel inclined to ask me anything. https://forms.gle/moS21dMVzWYrfYou7
( I fucked up and rechitted from the wrong account, so now Aly is a fan a;lsdkfjaf)
I rechitted all that because I love that show. ACT, my beloved. I cannot wait for another season.
I was informed that the masses might have questions. Fair enough. I might not answer everything because my time is precious and not all of you are worth the effort, but here's a link, should you feel inclined to ask me anything. https://forms.gle/moS21dMVzWYrfYou7
All of you commenting "K" as if you are a haha funny little clown, but really are just complacent in the fact that you are poor/unemployed/a peasant. Have you considered...? The fleet is right there and has some of the best wages for lowbloods I've seen in the past 500 sweeps. You have no excuse.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zh0u1d be a110wed t0 hang 0ne 0f theze up in the b10ck. httpz://cdn.imgcheztt.c0m/fi1ez/847a4c973f88.jpg [END MESSAGE]
No, I think they're onto something, actually. This has no place on a battleship. Have you considered hanging a picture of a pitied or hated one, instead? That's the more normal thing to do, you know.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am a rezearch vezze1 firztt and f0rem0ztt. they zaid i c0u1d n0tt hang picturez 0f a11 0f my friendz. thiz w0u1d bring me j0y. [END MESSAGE]
That's weird, huh. But I guess every ship has its captain, and they make their own rules, so as long as they do their jobs, the empire won't really breathe down their neck. Consider a transfer? I am sure there are more pleasant ships. I was a soldier once, and the ship I was on treated me well enough.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] a11 due rezpectt. i am a pi10tt. we typica11y d0 n0tt gett tranzferz. 1ett a10ne requeztt them. [END MESSAGE]
That would explain why they do not want you hanging anything around. Harsher than I would be as a captain, but I see it. As a pilot, you cannot be distracted. Thank you for your service?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] and yett the crew pr0videz amp1e diztracti0n c0nztant1y. [END MESSAGE]
💠~ Literally though. Or just like, sell parts for money or whatever. Such a skill issue. ~💠
Finally, someone gets it. Commenting "K" like some broke ass bitch won't suddenly drop a million caegars in your bank account. Really is a skill issue. Wish I could super like your chit.
💠~ Oh em gee! Thanks, babes! But like, the engagement's enough. ~💠
When she thinks 6 millions is a lot of money. HA! #brokebehavior
∙☾__☽ on the brrokey website talking about being rreach who's the rreal clown herre
-- Transaction Successful -- You have successfully sent TwinArmaggetfucked 10 Caegars from your PayPail account. They can now afford 1 banana, you think.
∙☾__☽ ... see i don't know if̶ yerr f̶unny on purrpose orr on accident that pisses me of̶f̶ morre than you calling me a clown tbh
Why are you mad? You are a clown. ... right? I don't remember you being excommunicated from clurch at least.
∙☾__☽ i'm mad because yerr f̶unny and i like it i ain't prracticing like that but i do get mirrthf̶ul
:33 < oooooh i get it :33 < nope!! i'm nefurr working fur the fl33t!!! :33 < i'm a wild cat girl and money is fur chuds!
My little silly toxic trait is letting some people speak freely, then being surprised when they talk shit. #should_just_kill_them #violence #kismessitude #this_also_applies_to_many_of_you