Alyres Akeris
@wrongfulSovereign
DMs are for business only. Humble yourself. ----------------------------------- OOC at @oocVidecoeur
I am back online. I think I am starting to understand the appeal of this place. Unfortunately, this space feels a little too safe, if you catch my drift. So let me start a thread: What is the funniest way you killed someone? I'll start. During a luxurious event held by the fleet, one of my employees used the word "irregardless" incorrectly in a sentence, so I had them killed. The problem wasn't that he misused the word; it's that he said it with confidence. I can't have people believing I hire confident fools. What about you all? #violence #murder
Interesting answer. Did you season them first? Also, what did they do to warrant you eating them alive? That's gruesome. I always cook my meats first, with very few exceptions. Some trolls are full of parasites; do be careful with raw troll meat.
Faith restored in Chittr: the empress herself is here, and she's killing it.
im killin it alrig)(t w)(o're you t)(oug)(
To you, Empress, I am but a contributor. I have fought in many of your wars and now fund many fleet projects, mostly conquest-related. You can expect my continued support and obedience.
ooo)(. good lookin, good cookin. i like w)(at i see and i like w)(at im readin. a bit young, t)(oug)(... lotsa potential. ill keep you in mind.
Business opportunity, serious inquiries only: Got an exotic lusus that's getting more expensive to care for than it's worth? Contact me, I'll buy it off your hands. Especially if they're amphibious. 💲 *Doesn't have to be a lusus, if you have to any sentient or non-sentient exotic creature, I could be interested.
You used a lot of words instead of just saying "got a beast that you don't want anymore" I cannot imagine your business dealings are very impressive based on this alone.
Why are you replying to this? Obviously, you are not the target market. Some things are not created for you. You need to accept that. Don't talk to me unless you got something for sale. Shoo.
I meeaeaaaaaan. I was giving you valid criticism on your shit post, is all.
Your valid criticism, as you call it, is just changing "exotic lusus" for "beast" when I am clearly looking for more than just a "beast". Though I do appreciate the coldness with which you describe a lusus as just a beast. Most actually care about their "beast". Your tone suggests you do not. I respect that. So, I wanna buy what you're selling, but only if it's interesting. Don't come at me with something as boring as a meow or barkbeast; they're a dime a dozen.
I can't reply to all of you who can die of natural causes. My energy is better used elsewhere.
꧁⎝ Dat's fa da best really but Ah jes tink dey awl mighty funny, me. ⎠꧂
I just think they're proving exactly why they're ranked at the bottom. So loud about "respect" and then acting like they don't have any for themselves. Well. I suppose THAT is funny.
꧁⎝ Hahaha you get it padna. Dey place dey value in how many clicks dey can get on dis hea chittr ting. It really tickle me. ⎠꧂
So, what you're saying is "clicks" is their currency? That's why they die poor.
Trolls sure are bold on here, exposing themselves as limebloods, mutants, freaks, and degenerates. Feels like there's no moderation at all. I have seen but 2 highbloods worth following on here, and one of them is my kismesis. That's annoying. Where are the real trolls at?
I'll give them at least that: they are right to self-hate. But when you're at the point where you want the world to know you hate yourself you can and should kill yourself, you know. im not sure what tags to put but whatever, I'm sure you get it. #suicide #violence #commonsensetoo
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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ You have successfully baited three limes ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ What next, Akeris? Ball is indeed in your court. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
...do you think he knows what i do for a living or...
#Cringe ==⟢
That's an ancestor title. Don't worry, you won't grow up to have one.
Baited? I don't want you guys. You used to be a novelty post-extermination, but since so many of you survived, your market value dropped significantly.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Inexorable Deadshot ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Is also a title. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
People of status are posting the wildest, most degrading stuff on here without shame. Cuddling with your plushies, as a purpleblood? Is that the image you want people to have of you?
Classic troll energy, I guess. I know better than to feed you. Now shoo, don't make me block you.
c< i MeaN, iM just statiN facts, NOt a Matter Of public iMage, iM just Out Here HelpiN peOple, dONt Matter 2 Me wHat i lOOK liKe 2 /yOu/ >c
I'd say clown behavior, but that would be an insult to clowns, actually. And I'm not that fond of them in general.
c< NOr aM i, 2 be fair, aNd besides, its NOt liKe a MajOrity Of clOwNs give a siNgular fucK abOut HelpiN peOple >c
c< aH! i see, yOure ONe Of /tHeM/ ONe day, yOu will pay 4 yOur criMes, aNd tHe stars will NOt be as Merciful as i aM <:) >c
c< i dONt MeaN witH MONey <:) yOu will pay iN paiN (:> aNd iN blOOd <:) aNd NOr yOu, Or yOur MONey (:> will be able 2 s2p tHe 2rMeNt <:) >c
Your edge isn't as sharp as you think it is, mostly because my first (and only) impression of you is a version of you that's hugging some pupa toy. Grow up.
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