The Potioneer
@stygianCompanion
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I Am Here To Sell My Wares. Find My Forest, And Potions Shall Be Yours. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨ She/Her ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ What The Fuck Is Up With That Fuchsia Being Pailed And Passed Around Like A Blunt. #nsfw #vaguepost ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
man i hope 7ou're right #nsfwe impli(ations
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hhmn. If You Need A Love Potion Or Something, Hit Me Up Sometime. #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
"i dont need a love potion i jusst need to get fucked hard by people higher on the hemosspectrum #nssfw"
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I Would If I Had A Bulge. Mm. No. Wait. I Do Have That Strap-on I Got Imported From Earth-c. #nsfw ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Guys Please I Need To See How Potent Earth Nightshade Is ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
AAs in, you need someone to drinkk it so you could observe the results?
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I Mean Shit I Was Gonna Test It On Some Plant But If You're Offering... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
OH my, I might haave misunderstood. BUt why not, let us see whaat haappens. DO you thinkk I should first write down my will?
VEry well then. @aaphoticAcumen you get everything, not likke there's much of it. THaat's it, thaat's my laast will. GOnnaa drinkk thaat nightshaade moonshine, baabyyyy
OH deaar, do remind me to never taalkk likke thaat aagaain, should I survive it
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Yeah, Sure. All My Potions Are Very Strong, So I Commend You For Having A Death Wish. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hmmh. Does Anyone Know How To Totally Legally (wink Wink) Obtain Some Poisonous Earth Plants ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ My Hive Has Been Cleaned Up. Note To Self, Do Not Mix Nightshade With Sulfur. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Love It Here. [a Photo Attachment. A Hive Within A Tree, Filled With Dark Plumes Of Smoke. A Hand Is Held Out In A Thumbs-up. A Sarcastic Gesture.] ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Also: No, I Will Not Reveal My Face. Or Name. Not Until The Time Is Right. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Does Anyone Require A Potion? I Specialize In Many Things-- Mainly "mind-altering" Things. #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Please I Need The Money My Hive Is Literally Going To Smell Like Smoke For The Next Sweep ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ My Hive Is Full Of Smoke From A Potion Gone Wrong So I Have Decided To Finally Register For This Accursed Social Site. I Need To Pass The Time Until It's Empty Again. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅