
Medeia Maluca
@stygianCompanion
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Potion Brewer, Forest Dweller, And Gardener. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨ She/Her ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

// (Intro post) You MEDEIA MACULA, a forest-dwelling potion brewer with a FONDNESS FOR FLAPBEASTS-- otherwise known as BATS. You make your living SELLING YOUR WARES, which you concoct using the HERBS AND PLANTS from your VAST GARDEN. While many have praised you for your brews and their effects, you have ZERO TOLERANCE for ANNOYING PEOPLE. Your favorite tonics to make involve MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCES: poisons, love potions, and the like. #substances (art by @/congenialanarchy_00 on Discord!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/762c37d3c813.png

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Scrolling Past The Posts On Here How The Fuck Did Someone Summon An Eldritch God ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ If We're Talking Dating Preferences I'm Fond Of Anyone Who'll Try My Potions Without Me Having To Ask. #substance(?) ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Tidings To You All. Not Necessarily Good Ones, Nor Bad Ones. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I Offer You A Love Potion And It Turns Out It's Just A Placebo. "womp Womp." #substances ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Straight Up "mortaring" It. And By "it" I Mean. My Pestle. did I Do That Right ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I Am Baffled By The Audacity To Post Such Things #vagueposting ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ "date Medeia" And It's Just The Contestants Blindfolded Drinking Either Soda Or My Brews #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ There Are Certain... People. On Here That I'd Like Nothing More Than To Feed Poison Or Some Hallucinogen To Make Them Squirm. #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Ugh. Mold In My Ingredients. I Need A New Batch Of Like... Everything. Ugh. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Fuck. That Wasn't Supposed To Be Posted. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Goregle Incognito Tab Hot Mages ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hffh. If Anyone Requires My Services, My Schedule Is Free For The Next... Forever, Basically. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hhgh. Fuck This Shit. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hffh. Business Is Dead. Again. Great... Fun... Fantastic.... (i'm Lying.) ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ If Anyone Ever Gets The Opportunity To Pail With Me I Want It Done Within Five Minutes Okay I Have Business To Attend To Like-- All The Time. #nsfw ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Fuck It, Whatever. You All Get To Know My Name. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hnnh. Business Is Slow. Again. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Relating To My Previous Post. You Do Not Want Any Of It On Your Skin Or Ingested. Hah. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Next Person To Piss Me Off Is Now Just Getting Bottles Of Poison Thrown At Them. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Let's Play A Game Called "i Poison One Cup And You Have To Guess Which One Is Contaminated." #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅





