Medeia
@stygianCompanion
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Potion Brewer, Forest Dweller, And Gardener. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨ She/Her ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
// (Intro post) You are known as THE POTIONEER, a forest-dwelling potion brewer with a FONDNESS FOR FLAPBEASTS-- otherwise known as BATS. You make your living SELLING YOUR WARES, which you concoct using the HERBS AND PLANTS from your VAST GARDEN. While many have praised you for your brews and their effects, you have ZERO TOLERANCE for ANNOYING PEOPLE. You want nearly everyone to LEAVE YOU ALONE, unless it's for BUSINESS PURPOSES. (OOC: I'm gonna revise this later, but-- this is good for now) (art by @/congenialanarchy_00 on Discord!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/762c37d3c813.png
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Fuck. That Wasn't Supposed To Be Posted. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Goregle Incognito Tab Hot Mages ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hffh. If Anyone Requires My Services, My Schedule Is Free For The Next... Forever, Basically. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hhgh. Fuck This Shit. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hffh. Business Is Dead. Again. Great... Fun... Fantastic.... (i'm Lying.) ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ If Anyone Ever Gets The Opportunity To Pail With Me I Want It Done Within Five Minutes Okay I Have Business To Attend To Like-- All The Time. #nsfw ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I-- Whatever. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Fuck It, Whatever. You All Get To Know My Name. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Does It? ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
a little yeah
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Well I've Never Talked To You Before I'm Pretty Sure So-- Like. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
shrug
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ So-- Are You Going To, Like... Get Some Poisons Or Potions, Or... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
whatcha sellin
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I've Got Some Brews With Either Hemlock, Belladonna, Or Nightshade As The Central Ingredient... Some Of Them Are Tasteless, Some Are Scentless... #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
give me the 24 hour blinding stew
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I-- Sure, Man, I'll See What I Can Do. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
beautiful
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hnnh. Business Is Slow. Again. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
* what kind of business do you conduct? * i presume selling potions, heheh * out of curiosity, what potions do you have in stock?
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Mostly Poisons. I've Got Tasteless Ones, Scentless Ones, Ones That Act Like Acid When It Touches Skin... #gore ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
* hmmm * any tasty ones? don't got much use for poisons
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I Do Do Normal Potions... But Those Cost More. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
* ... * ...normal potions cost more? * why? wouldnt the poisons cost more? * are poisons easier to make than normal potions
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Relating To My Previous Post. You Do Not Want Any Of It On Your Skin Or Ingested. Hah. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Next Person To Piss Me Off Is Now Just Getting Bottles Of Poison Thrown At Them. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Real.
:33< fur33 poison!!!
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Let's Play A Game Called "i Poison One Cup And You Have To Guess Which One Is Contaminated." #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< i love this game!!! :33< im so good at it!!!
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ You Haven't Been Poisoned Yet? Hm. Impressive. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< i nefur said that
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ ... That Makes More Sense. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< the goal is to find the poison and drink it right?
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Not Technically. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< oh :33< thats how i purrlay it
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ If You Haven't Died Yet, I'm Not About To Jinx It. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< i nefur said i havent died yet
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Ghhhh. My Garden Isn't Flourishing Like Normal. Fuck My Life. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Speaking Of-- I Need Some Old Poisons Out Of My Hive. They're About 90% Off. First Come, First Serve. #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hhhffh. If Others Hate My Job Choice, So Be It. I'm Not Going To Stop Brewing Poisons And Such Because Of A Few "haters." ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< poisons rule!!! :33< whos saying shit about making poisons???
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ It's Moreso My Posts Being Hated. I Don't Really Care. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< i just made a post about this :33< i fear mew may have fell victim to some real "original" meowterial aka the like 3000 blogs on here thats whole gimmick is to hate efurrything they s33 as if it hasnt b33n done betpurr by othpurr peopurr
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hah. I See. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< yeah sorry :33< if it helps meowst of us are annoyed by them too
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I See. I Don't Really Give A Damn About Them. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< totally fur
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ It's A Bit Too Quiet Out Tonight. Usually I Hear The Soft Buzzing Of Bees And Such... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Next Person To Piss Me Off Is Getting Force-fed Hemlock Poison Until I See The Color Leave Their Face. #violence #nsfwe ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
can i just 'ave dis 'appen to me anyway
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ ...if You Pay Me. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
'ow much
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Enough To Reimburse Me For My Ingredients, So I'd Say About-- Pshht. Couple Hundred Caegars. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Cough! #chokinghazard?! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #forthesakeofit
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Uh... Thanks. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
\ n >< n / #happytohelp #happykilling!
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hmmn. It's Been A Bit Since I've Tried To Brew Something... Not Volatile. I Will Attempt To Brew A Strength Potion. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ ... I Feel As If Something On The Horizon Is Coming. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Guys I Need To Beat My Personal Quota ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Buy A Nightshade Poison And Get A Hemlock Extract Potion For Free I Guess ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅