Medeia Maluca
@stygianCompanion
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Potion Brewer, Forest Dweller, And Gardener. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨ She/Her ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Scrolling Past The Posts On Here How The Fuck Did Someone Summon An Eldritch God ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ If We're Talking Dating Preferences I'm Fond Of Anyone Who'll Try My Potions Without Me Having To Ask. #substance(?) ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Well I'm Like Double That Age Now And It's My Living... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Tidings To You All. Not Necessarily Good Ones, Nor Bad Ones. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I Offer You A Love Potion And It Turns Out It's Just A Placebo. "womp Womp." #substances ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< i offur mew a hate potion and it purrns out its poison
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Straight Up "mortaring" It. And By "it" I Mean. My Pestle. did I Do That Right ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I Am Baffled By The Audacity To Post Such Things #vagueposting ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ "date Medeia" And It's Just The Contestants Blindfolded Drinking Either Soda Or My Brews #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ There Are Certain... People. On Here That I'd Like Nothing More Than To Feed Poison Or Some Hallucinogen To Make Them Squirm. #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Ugh. Mold In My Ingredients. I Need A New Batch Of Like... Everything. Ugh. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Fuck. That Wasn't Supposed To Be Posted. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Goregle Incognito Tab Hot Mages ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hffh. If Anyone Requires My Services, My Schedule Is Free For The Next... Forever, Basically. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hhgh. Fuck This Shit. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hffh. Business Is Dead. Again. Great... Fun... Fantastic.... (i'm Lying.) ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ If Anyone Ever Gets The Opportunity To Pail With Me I Want It Done Within Five Minutes Okay I Have Business To Attend To Like-- All The Time. #nsfw ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Fuck It, Whatever. You All Get To Know My Name. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I'm... Talking To You Right Now, I Guess. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Well I've Never Talked To You Before I'm Pretty Sure So-- Like. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ So-- Are You Going To, Like... Get Some Poisons Or Potions, Or... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I've Got Some Brews With Either Hemlock, Belladonna, Or Nightshade As The Central Ingredient... Some Of Them Are Tasteless, Some Are Scentless... #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Hnnh. Business Is Slow. Again. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
* what kind of business do you conduct? * i presume selling potions, heheh * out of curiosity, what potions do you have in stock?
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Mostly Poisons. I've Got Tasteless Ones, Scentless Ones, Ones That Act Like Acid When It Touches Skin... #gore ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
* ... * ...normal potions cost more? * why? wouldnt the poisons cost more? * are poisons easier to make than normal potions
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Relating To My Previous Post. You Do Not Want Any Of It On Your Skin Or Ingested. Hah. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Next Person To Piss Me Off Is Now Just Getting Bottles Of Poison Thrown At Them. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Let's Play A Game Called "i Poison One Cup And You Have To Guess Which One Is Contaminated." #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< i love this game!!! :33< im so good at it!!!