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Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
Caelum said, "If you got time to go to a masquerade, you got time to hit the gym" Can someone please get me out of here I'm so scared. He's going to hurt me.
I think the goldbloods that support me are cute, pike. I could eat you literally~!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
>y'all fuck w troll kid cudi or what
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chchoww said i should go for it so im fuckin doin it the back a em is especially fantastic though https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3283b4fc0574.jpg #nsfw #suggestive
=i'm cute and you can't deny that!!!-.
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sir yoorur spheres...are..areout...
If you have an ugly quirk and get no bitches maybrie you should see about fixing that...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
>:=D A-H- YES. YOU mUSTARd BLOOd GET mY GIST. SURELY YOUR PSIONICS -H-AVE LEVELEd BY T-H-E mUSCLE mILK YOU'VE C-H-UGGEd T-H-ROUG-H- YOUR CONSUmPTION GORGE?
∙☾__☽ .... tyrrian ̶f̶ucking sadly i think he's lowkey obsessed with me he's a huge loserr and weirrdo but thrrows money arround could be worrse, like way way way worrse, gone a lot o ̶f̶ the time ̶f̶err whateverr the ̶f̶uck he does, i dunno, i don't ask makes me get all cleaned up ̶f̶orr parrties cause his ass can't get a date without paying so i gotta be arround all these ̶f̶ucking ̶f̶ishes shit makes my skin crrawl but i look cute (: https://cdn.imgchest.com/ ̶f̶iles/cbb6cd080cb8.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7078239d6ab8.png stay fr0sty out there if y0u don't manipulate them first they'll try and turn y0u intwo a bug.
!!! HELL YEAH !!!
>theres a disturbance in the force >investigate the source only to discover people somehow still asking why codakk deserves to be socially (and literally) flayed alive in front of the entire civilization >meanwhile the bleeding pushers crawl out of the woodwork going “we need to think about the people he affected 🥺” as if the broader public is expected to collectively mourn the randoms who willingly allowed that catastrophic fucking chud within conversational distance of themselves >somehow this becomes a community failing >fuck allat sfx >the agenda must be maintained >the codakk effect must be EFFECTIVELY erased from recorded history with maximum prejudice >keep the pressure up boys >until his public execution trends number one on grubtube >KEEP >THE HYPE TRAIN >MOVING
Ooh my goog.
mmmmm. ill keep t)(at in mind.
raisin my brow at t)(is
peep thiss!! >XO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01169e195a3e.png
> posted THE FUCK up right now. > literally so much aura in this lololol. > i know, it's a shame that you'll never be me with a hot ass moirail. you wouldn't even know where to begin. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5b15f86dac.jpg
>complainers complain because complaining itself is the one thing they cannot complain about >tell them to stop complaining >immediately watch them begin complaining about that too LOLOLOL >the cycle sustains itself infinitely >THE OUROBOROS IS ACTIVELY HANGING ITSELF WITH ITSELF
> cry harder about it. lol. > mfw some crybaby whines about the format of my post. > go get a hobby, chucklebulge. > #PWNED #COPE #MALD #SEETHE
> Be me. > decide to boot up a new vidya i got from some tech trash pile, all full of fairybull-shit games and such. > throw that fucker into my husktop. > mfw i'm too exhausted to look through the files. > immediate SHITSTORM happens. > computer begins to smoke, but it works! no exploding ensued. > quickly restart the fucker. > HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND A GAME NOWADAYS FOR FREE THAT ISN'T SHIT/A TROJAN? > image related. i need a smoke after that tomfuckery. > mfw i don't even smoke. > image related. > i'm a fucking idiot lol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd33edda1d09.png
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everybody gangsta till her bulge starts coming out your nose and goes through the other nostril #nsfw
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B3at my 2quat PR today. L3t2 gooo
>terminally bitchless code-ookbeasts with fewer viable career prospects than functioning pancells descend upon some structurally demented schoolfeeding website in a desperate attempt to squeeze a few cents of slurmcoin out of harvested data >mfw "muh cyberanarchy, bro!!!" >mfw the only tangible outcome is postponing the inevitable state-mandated flogging of a horde of pencil-pushers and sweatrags who committed the unforgivable crime of taking an imperial exam slightly later due to extenuating circumstances >mfw you’re about to get drawn and quartered live on troll cnn over a dogshit data scam and you didn’t even have the foresight to use the stolen info to zipbomb every troll you scraped so none of the victims could actively hunt you down before the drones triangulate your location and turn your subgrub into a cautionary infographic >CAN WE BE SERIOUS LOLOLOL
∙☾__☽ none o ̶f̶ ya'll could handle me thrrowing spades be so ̶f̶rr rrn
∙☾__☽ it's still #thighsday somewherre https://i.imgurr.com/mdix3by.png https://i.imgurr.com/ayerrasz.png tits on orr o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ ,dealerrs choice #ns ̶f̶w #blessedandhighly ̶f̶avorred #musclemommy #wt ̶f̶isamusclemommy
∙☾__☽ so many o ̶f̶ yalls prroblems could be solved by killin' #justdoit #violence
∙☾__☽ you a slut i like that drrop the location and we'll see what happens #ns ̶f̶w
∙☾__☽ i can strretch you out too (: #ns ̶f̶w
∙☾__☽ it's not pain ̶f̶ul this time 💜💛
∙☾__☽ i need a goldblood maybe anotherr purrp don't ask why #ns ̶f̶w
∙☾__☽ ya'll sound like loney loserrs to me sorrrry you can't pull ig
plATONIC HATING.
Good lord. II think your thigh weighs more than my entire body. Also—hand twinsies!!!
holy fuck. holy fucking fuck. that body of yours is absurd
ur so right BARK BARK BARK RUFF BARK'n'shit GOG DAMN!!!
*Hssssst* {〷} yea looking a lil fatt. θome cake. €〱 *paah*
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) yeah but like in the best way ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
would it b3 too on brand to bark in r3spons3 to this pictur3? lik3 holy shit.
>> you a1ready know the anડwer to that one
oh jesus fuck
Hmm.
😔 yeah... maybe you're r1ght... 1 need, l1ke... a troverwatch sense1, or someth1ng...
c< NOtHiN liKe tHat witH Me, frieNd >c
1nt3r3st1ng.
Your pfp is going to do numbers on this fuckshit website.
\/\/\/\/hat the fuck?
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this is what im saying all the time.
starin at your profile pic
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