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PROVE 4T. GOLDY. >:)
HAHA. ME FOLLOW L4ST. ONLY OF STRONGEST OF STRONG. USE 2? FUTURE F4GHT L4ST.
((hiiiii hehe this is bear hes a wwe wrestler type of guy with a wildman-caveman gimmick, but he is sorta a meat head regardless of it all, this be his visage and pinned post <:) i am going to tag this with a warning mostly bc he wears a speedo, i promise theres nothing else especially crazy besides that #cw-wrestlerthong https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_df17cfd837b29caf4ffcf14015f3fdc1_2e456806_2048.jpg https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_a79f0679980d18dc8fa54ed9917a3f74_bf65cc30_2048.jpg https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_b25bf131729e8207229003cd9c9b6b22_9d1ee677_2048.png
you_yell_at_one_wriggler_to_get_fucked_and_suddenly_you_aren't_allowed_in_the_store_anymore_._this_is_bullshit_!_!_!_!_also_it_happens_every_time_but_they're_just_s_fucking_smug_that_i_have_to_yell_at_them_when_i_win
Am 1 do1ng th1s r1ght? https://cdn.d1scordapp.com/attachments/1081650916052177086/1523865676450893844/Tumblr_l_918145461039704.jpg?ex=6a4daa01&1s=6a4c5881&hm=72c543c04438354061b4adee926a5227a02ac1636b752a59acafb4026ab6adc9& #nsfw
overwtahc tanking is hell
1ou^d it! Took me a while si^ce it was burried deep i^ a^ old box!
/i'm actua𝐋𝐋y hyperab𝐋ed cuz i got 1 more sightho𝐋e than the average dude but 𝐋owk it don't do shiet but fr fr shout out to my b𝐋ind homies u guys r a𝐋ways in queue n ur a𝐋ways p𝐋aying shit 𝐋ike soraka top 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋
Okay I will admit that this is a bit o1 me showi^9 o11 but that’s o^ly because I am really happy with today’s workout payo11 :D
thanks it could use a feww vveins though for realism
its obvviously a bicep dont understand howw anyone can possibly be confused by its distinctly muscular an non phallic shape
wwell wwwwell wwwwwwell #boysnight not to be confused wwith #toysnight is finally here the moon is pregnant the tide is loww an the gay laughter a many a vvirile fella can be heard echoin across the beach from my party mansion for one night an one night only wwe wwill cast aside our differences to usher in the pax romana of chittr brotherhood gotta admit im juiced to crack a cold one open wwith some a you
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I αppreciαte T}{e Mountαin's posts. T}{αt's }{ow everyone s}{ould use sociαl mediα. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/X7jZCX2S/image-2⧃26-⧃6-25-⧃41459⧃64.png THIS IS H⧃W THE M⧃UNTAIN MAKES HIS P⧃STS
alternia is flat
₍^. .^₎⟆ D!sSStract!ng you all aga!n!! But a d!fferent purrSspect!ve th!sS t!me ꠹
>LOLOLOL >ACTUAL REAL LEAK OF DOOMSDAY BUNKER FROM PRESIDENTIAL WHISTLEBLOWER >COUP GOT THIS MAN SWEATING >THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!! >DOWN WITH TROLLBAMA >RUN ME MY STIMULUS OR YOU DIE MOTHER FUCKER
/missing u𝐋t so hard i gotta wa𝐋k outside n 𝐋et the sun take me fr
I main the Mediculler in Trooll Foortress 2, and I spent a(n un)reasoonable time getting oone oof the rarest coosmetics foor him, which is the burly beast. My cood I have too fight ooff a booner every time I see it -///u///- #suggestive (?) #nsfw proobably
i fukin gu3shsh zo?? actually y3ah i would shpit in a bitch3sh mouth moshtly b3cauz3 i can
som31 in mai gam3 chat zaid: “u zound lik3 th3 typ3 of girl who would zpit in mai mouth” and i shcowl3d sho hard at mai zcr33n it shpark3d
/had to com back around on tht one i geddit https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/bca1b9b5bcc9.jpg
i be pwnin noobs and poundin nerds #violence
a beta is too much of a flippin nook to showw his bottom feeders online an alpha wwill confidently present his grippers wwithout a care in the briny deep but lacks the erudition an wwit to comprehend the powwer he wwields betwwixt his toes a sigma wwell heh a sigma knowws wwhen an howw to play his incantation summoner cards he has mastered the craft a public provvocation commandin sheeple like poseidon commands the sea
i knoww wwhat you infernal landlubbin madcaps are thinkin our beloathed levviathan has been slackin wwe are turnin into starvvelins wwhen wwill dada feed us our daily dose a scaldin wwitticisms an brutal facts an logic wwell dont fret i may havve momentarily slowwed dowwn but that aint a bad thin cause it givves my rousin rabble more time to cook until its golden browwn in prole wwords ivve been busy touchin solid iron an cast steel my self improvvement journey has officially begun hide your fat bottomed jezebels https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ddce61dd939a.png (( credit to my oomfie @ratking-buffet on tumblr))
im an ectomorph stay mad that i can eat all the paradox mcmaggots in the wworld wwhile maintainin a size twwenty nine wwaist wwhile your saltless ass is forced to count energy units like a true fatcel
i feed on the mopery a land dwwellers an foids because im so evvolvved
One brings sh★dow, one brings light Two-toned echoes tumbling through time Threescore w★sted, ten c★st ★side Four-fold knowing, no end in sight One brings sh★dow, one brings light One d★rk future no one survives #lyrics
/i be b𝐋azing bitches so hard they r getting b𝐋ack breathsac from the copium they smoke
/sum of u got straight sausage prongs just fat nubbin it 𝐋o𝐋
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! have SSSsand !n all my crev!ceSSs and ! got two b!tchesSs at once!! !t wass fun! #meenrad!abeach꠹
⚜HARK!!! A GENTLEMAN AND NOBLE KNIGHT ALWAYS STAYS MODEST, BUT THESE ARE VERY OLD VIEWS AND TODAY I FELT EXTRAORDINARY!!! THIS HERE IS THINE VISAGE, THOUGH A KNIGHT MOTE KEEP SOME PRIVACIES!!!! #KNIGHTLYSELFIE https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knightselfie1.png https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knight%20selfie2.png⚜⁀➴
g(o)T Dm3D by (O)ffIc3r NaSTy hImS3lf @lIghTBrIghT lIfTIng 520 p(o)unDS (h(o)W much I W3Igh) anD h(o)n3STly n33D T(o) kn(o)W Why Th3h3 3mpIr3 mak3S g(o)lDbl(o)(o)DS lIk3 ThahaT? anyWay, I Supp(o)rT IT funny aS fuck.
IM FREE RIGHT NOW, COME TO MY HIVE, ILL SEND YOU THE COORDINATES.
WELL.. IF YOU’D LIKE, WE CAN DO SOMETHING TOGETHER IF YOU FANCY THAT, CAUSE NOW IVE GOT MY LONE EYE LOOKING ALL OVER. #SUGGESTIVE.
I guess it is my own fault for following the tag I created. Not the kind of business content I was looking for but. Props for entrepreneurship.
YOU'RE QUITE GOOD LOOKING YOURSELF, YOU'RE WELL BUILT, MUSCULAR, LIKE HOW I AM. I CAN ALWAYS APPRECIATE THE APPEARANCE OF ANOTHER MUSCULAR MAN. RESPECTFULLY... OF COURSE. #SUGGESTIVE.
I TEND TO BE.. QUITE THE FREQUENT ATTENDEE.
USUALLY ITS HOSTED AROUND LIKE.. WHAT, 8 PM EASTERN ALTERNIAN STANDARD TIME? THERES A TAG FOR IT SO YOU'LL BE NOTIFIED WHEN IT HAPPENS, THEY USUALLY SEND OUT UPDATES.
YEAH, THATS GENUINELY WHAT IT IS. #NSFW
EITER WAY WORKS, I THINK YOU'D BE A BLAST TO SEE AT SICK NASTY SUNDAY IF THATS YOUR FORTE.
I MEAN HEY, YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO TO MAKE ENOUGH CAEGARS TO SUPPORT YOURSELF I GUESS, I CANT REALLY JUDGE THEM FOR BEING INTO SLURRY DRINKING BECAUSE IM A SADO-MASOCHIST.
THEY BROUGHT IN AN ENTIRE JAR OF SLURRY JUST TO CHUG THAT WHOLE THING DOWN? GOG DAMN, CRAZY WORK. ACTUALLY, NO I CANT SAY THAT.
WEAR IT ON YOUR SHOULDER GOING "YEEEP I DRINK MY OWN SLURRY TO COPE AND ITS HASHTAG #RADICAL" ITS REALLY, REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.
I MEAN YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THIS AGAIN. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1512953939849646140/FS-AJN6XOAQU7H_.JPG?EX=6A2B3DA8&IS=6A29EC28&HM=16AA43E9760E81F3D892BB90126D905B11216E33B00209A28B4196F10F2F9B2F&
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’ll throw !n some ta!l and the ears !f mew let me tasSste ass much ! want #nsSsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hmm ! musSt taSste tessst!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ W!th a l!l flavor but not the Ssp!ce꠹
also that sounds like you might accidentally blow someone s mind in like a bad way in a rweally bad way no innuendo
oh i thought you meant enerwgy like enerwgy drwinks and i was like if they still have it in an consumable state by the time it is done prwocessing something is fucked up!!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Why would you do that? ! feel l!ke !t’d make yowr sSslurry ssp!cy꠹
>>| .oh. .uhhh. .i don't think .it really works. but maybe you have such .unique power to do, which would be crazy. just pumping someone .and going for the next round. .it would be .interesting to find .out.
Anyt|me Someone Says "|ts Not That Ser|ous", They Lose My Respect |mmed|ately. Yes. Th|s Game Of "there's A Yet| |n My Spahgett|" |s |n Fact That Ser|ous. | Play Every Game L|ke My L|fe |s On The L|ne.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Freak to freak commun!cat!on on my feed꠹
Th3h3 j(o)ck g(o)lDbl(o)(o)DS l(o)Wk3y b3 fr3aky WTf
H3H3LL(O)?
maybe ill....shouow my rouoouom....maybe
yes act.tuwually
520 p(o)unDS 3xacTly.
I D(o)nT mInD c(o)lD3r b(o)DI3S T(o)uchIng m3, buT k33p In mInD I aInT W3ar a fullShIT my TIDID3S hahangIng fr33. ThIS IS aS much ShIrT aS I g(o)T g(o)Ing (o)n. (( arT by @fr3akH3H3aux ))
₍^. .^₎⟆ YesSs actually! Would you l!ke to try? :3c꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Remember how ! sSa!d cow cossstume a few hourss ago? ꠹
i’m planning /)n staying safe d/)n’t w/)rry, i’m very careful. (ign/)re the talking t/) s/)me/)ne wh/) kills pe/)ple part /)f this chit) #vi/)lence
it’s like gambling /)r s/)mething idk
Löst. Bëën stäbbëd by. Mäny wäÿs tö bëträy.
Whëthër ör nöt thë äss bëträys më ïs pärt öf thë gämblë änd thrïll.
Whät's thë jöy öf äss thät cän't bëträÿ më???
Whät jöy ïs thërë ïn än äss stück ön thë scrëën?
east.tern alt.ternian animat.tiouon girls will never bet.tray uwu and are a very sououwund invest.tment.t act.tuwually.
Sömë öf ït's göttä bë sët äsïdë för rëïnvëstmënt. Whïch ïs möstlÿ füël. Ï dïd stöck üp ön mäny frïvölöüs ïtëms. Stïll löökïng för ä spöt tö gämblë thöügh.
if yououwu fuwuck wit.th t.the set.t uwup i bet.t yououwu cououwuld ruwun like 5 gacha games at.t ouonce
Thïs ïs why thëy ïnvëntëd mönëy läündërïng.
quwuit.t yououwu jouob jouoin my gacha guwuilds
Ï cämë ïntö sömë cäsh. Tïmë tö fïnd ä wäÿ tö bë fïnäncïälly ïrrëspönsïblë.
t.thanks i have souo many 2d east.tern alt.ternian animat.tiouon girls
a life wououwuld get.t in t.the way ouof grinding ououwut.t my 12 gacha game dailies
decided i needed my owwn patented eri reaction image for wwhen someone says somethin bonkers on one a my chits but i dont feel like depletin precious energy slush on a response https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfa1ee3c7cb2.png
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/V8N852NW/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃8-1914⧃⧃295.PNG @GUTSYGUMSH⧃E D⧃ N⧃T QUAD REACT AND VANISH C⧃ME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN Y⧃UR C⧃MPLEX FEELINGS T⧃ BIG M⧃UNTAIN #NSFW
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/YNSBXXSH/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃8-184747979.PNG WITNESS THE M⧃TI⧃N ⧃F THE M⧃UNTAIN
-=[ssomeof you oonly likke me becauseyou wanna touch me whhere i transmit unncompressed high-definition conntent_☺]=-
Ɏ oka-a-ay but like i bet its rea-a-al a-a-awkwa-a-ard when a-a-a coba-a-alt with hypno-telepa-a-ath powers ta-a-akes control of someone a-a-and rea-a-alizes they're bricked the fuck up a-a-about it #nsfw #hypno #noncon?? #depending #nsfwe Ɏ
Y◯u ȺȺȺȺin'† liiiivin un†iil y◯uu §†Ⱥr† §iPPin yȺ ◯wn §lurry n §hi†
newv song vwip #lyrics #indie #nsfwv #erotic put your arms around me baby cant you see i need you so? hold me close against your skin im about to begin lovwin' you spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace play with my globes and tell me how big they are honey rub your beavwer up and dowvn my face sit on the corner of the bed and vwatch me vwhack off im about to blowv my load you tell its time to make lovwe but nowv i cant cause i spewved all ovwer myself then you look into my eyes, then you realize howv much i enjoy lovwing you im so sorry i spunked on my stomach maybe next time ill be better at lovwing you oh, oh
∙☾__☽ sounds like you just wanna see my mounds man. not slick you trrying to get chased big boy? got all that enerrgy to burrn should be f̶un uh-huh surre was but i'm chilling out got a drrinky drrink did some pulls chillin now
∙☾__☽ don't i f̶ucking know it i wanna post my thirrst trraps too but don't need no mid blood f̶lapping theirr non ass in the wind expecting me to pounce i do be rrunnin and jumpin when they make the cullin dif̶f̶icult don't see goldies with much meat on em i'm imprressed tbh yeah yeah but ya still pissed me of̶f̶ gotta chill out and maybe
∙☾__☽ ye my icon is just to keep the slug f̶eining bottoms on this site away yeah? this the only meat i got i can see that big jiggle spherres
∙☾__☽ PRROMO-ING MY ON MY CHIT??? you gotta go but also rreally f̶ucking f̶unny
∙☾__☽ DON'T LISTEN TO THAT F̶UCKING SLURRRRY DRRINKERR he also sells it low calorries grreat macrros his worrds not mine this is why culling is ok.
∙☾__☽ a goldblood selling his goo if̶ I gotta know EVERRYONE gotta know
qwhy qare tyou klooking qat ghis oproduct opage sdescription? qare tyou vbuying uit?
∙☾__☽ YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THAT??? well yeah that's norrmal i blow a lot it gets everrywherre ... you cute i won't lie
I DONT KNOW IT ISNT MEANT TO BE ANYONE
THIS IS THE WORST BIT IVE EVER FUCKING COMMITTED TO AND PUT EFFORT IN DRAWING. I GOT THE FUCKING HORN COLORS WRONG BUT WHATEVER THIS WAS LOW EFFORT ANYWAYS. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1512953939849646140/FS-AJN6XOAQU7H_.JPG?EX=6A25F7A8&IS=6A24A628&HM=1FDA6A57352E7172E0B01AE77BA6858E6523B877F134327BD6991E33BE1FD73F& #NSFW
∙☾__☽ SHUT THE F̶UCK UP to cope???? i put mine in jarrs sometimes but I need some new slurrs f̶orr you jf̶c
.= not being able to get to loop goop 2 is criminal (ᵕ—ᴗ—) also h adjusting.. hmu if u wanna play together though ₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾ -.
∙☾__☽ had me at jarr lost me at macrros
∙☾__☽ ay yo i don't want slurrrry with my powerr ??!
> okay RANT TO START MY DAY. > the egregious amount of copium it takes any lowblood to say that they would be different from any highblood if they were somehow magically spawned a highblood is just inane hoofbeast shit. > "i WoOlD bE DiFfRnT!!! i WoUlD tReAt OtHrRz FaIrLeEeEE!!!" > oh inhale my entire bulge down to my nook and crack you self-righteous mouthbreather! > you're telling me you WOULDN'T use drone strikes at your disposal on your foes without a single shred of remorse for the individual you send them after? > GET REAL. > we all know deep down that every one of these shit-gut's would abuse the power just as much as any other higherblood does. > fuck, i would! and i have 0 shame in admitting that, quit fucking lying to yourself! > lolololololol > mfw society moment!!!
louow blouoouods cant.t even be based anymouore. becauwuse ouof wouoke.
∙☾__☽ is cumming rrequirred on the clock orr?
-=[thhey say when youl9ove your job youlll never work a day in yourlife x-) !!!!_☺]=-
₍^. .^₎⟆ Furrk yea꠹
Howv does this wvork. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/134e8073e023.png
persouonally i houorny pouost.t t.touo bring awareness t.touo t.the masses ascend yououwu sheep
₍^. .^₎⟆ They sSsay that !f you rub my belly ! m!ght grant you a w!sh but only !f yow call me a good k!tty wh!le do!ng !t, otherw!ssse ! just b!te your hand꠹
Interesting... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #knotty
G99d t9 hear it. ...Hm.
Ïf thë hëmöspëctrüm ïsn't rëäl why ärë sö mäny göld blööds lïkë Thät.
ii thiink purpless liike goldss sso much caausse we're funny aass fuck
D --> I got two likes and Jade hated the post which also counts as encouragement so here is my picture again D --> #zahhakvisage #nsfw (It is only really topless though) D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
>i have this shitty plastic replica of captain alternia's shield that i mugged some absolute loser out of at a convention they held in my subgrub a few sweeps back >doesn't get much practical use on account of it being a flimsy piece of mass-produced garbage but every now and then i'll take it down from where it's hanging on my wall and hurl that motherfucker at maximum velocity with my psionics at random passersby >mostly it just scares people >occasionally it takes out a window >i think i only ever successfully decapitated one guy doing it but to be fair i was coming off a major fucking mind-honey bender at the time LOLOLOL
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hehehehe!!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Sadly !t can’t clap, my ta!l !ss too b!g and gets !n the way ÚnÙ #nssfw꠹
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a368f01b9f7c.png Your lifestyle should reflect your lifestyle :p
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mew better eat me l!ke one too ;3꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ My nook !s warm #sSs!tt!ngonmyheat!ngdev!ce #nsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Yay!!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ YesS!!!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! love hav!ng fr!ends that workout becauSse then ! can s!t there and look purretty wh!le they get all sweaty and l!ft the!r arms so ! can sSee the!r p!ts and the!r sstomach pokes out from the bottom of the!r sh!rt and ! can sSsee the happy tra!l alSso they grunt wh!le l!ft!ng and ! can the stra!n !n the!r sSssweaty muSSscles and sSomet!meSSSs they pet me !n between setSss and ! can sssmell just how hard they’ve been work!ng out Thank you for com!ng to my rant #nsSsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Can ! jo!n? :3c #nsfw ꠹
Noted~!
Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
Caelum said, "If you got time to go to a masquerade, you got time to hit the gym" Can someone please get me out of here I'm so scared. He's going to hurt me.
I think the goldbloods that support me are cute, pike. I could eat you literally~!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
>y'all fuck w troll kid cudi or what
₍^. .^₎⟆ K!tty badge acqu!red꠹
-=[ ookayy !!! x-) officeer nastyy energizerr hopbeast_☺]=-
-=[ iss it offensivee to call a ggroup of goldbloodss a batterrypaxck x-) icaan say that rright imm meaningit endearinglyy okayy_☺]=-
=i'm cute and you can't deny that!!!-.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Happy #t!ttytuesday #nsfw httpsSSS://f2.toyhou.sSSSse/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!mages/119817776_qLmUgOduJxGDoSs!.png꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Do you th!nk there’s a troll out there who’sS we!rdly !nto pawsSs? JusSSst had the thought wh!le look!ng at m!ne…꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Meow~!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ :? Pawss at you more then?꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ PurressSsses my cold pawsSs aga!nsSst your face꠹
oh thank gods 8ecause I was not looking respectfully and we 8oth know it
Ɏ oka-a-ay ma-a-aybe la-a-ater but i ma-a-ain mercyra-a-adica-a-ator. if tha-a-ats fine. Ɏ
sir yoorur spheres...are..areout...
If you have an ugly quirk and get no bitches maybrie you should see about fixing that...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
>:=D A-H- YES. YOU mUSTARd BLOOd GET mY GIST. SURELY YOUR PSIONICS -H-AVE LEVELEd BY T-H-E mUSCLE mILK YOU'VE C-H-UGGEd T-H-ROUG-H- YOUR CONSUmPTION GORGE?
∙☾__☽ .... tyrrian ̶f̶ucking sadly i think he's lowkey obsessed with me he's a huge loserr and weirrdo but thrrows money arround could be worrse, like way way way worrse, gone a lot o ̶f̶ the time ̶f̶err whateverr the ̶f̶uck he does, i dunno, i don't ask makes me get all cleaned up ̶f̶orr parrties cause his ass can't get a date without paying so i gotta be arround all these ̶f̶ucking ̶f̶ishes shit makes my skin crrawl but i look cute (: https://cdn.imgchest.com/ ̶f̶iles/cbb6cd080cb8.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7078239d6ab8.png stay fr0sty out there if y0u don't manipulate them first they'll try and turn y0u intwo a bug.
!!! HELL YEAH !!!
>theres a disturbance in the force >investigate the source only to discover people somehow still asking why codakk deserves to be socially (and literally) flayed alive in front of the entire civilization >meanwhile the bleeding pushers crawl out of the woodwork going “we need to think about the people he affected 🥺” as if the broader public is expected to collectively mourn the randoms who willingly allowed that catastrophic fucking chud within conversational distance of themselves >somehow this becomes a community failing >fuck allat sfx >the agenda must be maintained >the codakk effect must be EFFECTIVELY erased from recorded history with maximum prejudice >keep the pressure up boys >until his public execution trends number one on grubtube >KEEP >THE HYPE TRAIN >MOVING
Ooh my goog.
not like that
fuck you especially
mmmmm. ill keep t)(at in mind.
raisin my brow at t)(is
peep thiss!! >XO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01169e195a3e.png
> posted THE FUCK up right now. > literally so much aura in this lololol. > i know, it's a shame that you'll never be me with a hot ass moirail. you wouldn't even know where to begin. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5b15f86dac.jpg
>complainers complain because complaining itself is the one thing they cannot complain about >tell them to stop complaining >immediately watch them begin complaining about that too LOLOLOL >the cycle sustains itself infinitely >THE OUROBOROS IS ACTIVELY HANGING ITSELF WITH ITSELF
> cry harder about it. lol. > mfw some crybaby whines about the format of my post. > go get a hobby, chucklebulge. > #PWNED #COPE #MALD #SEETHE
> Be me. > decide to boot up a new vidya i got from some tech trash pile, all full of fairybull-shit games and such. > throw that fucker into my husktop. > mfw i'm too exhausted to look through the files. > immediate SHITSTORM happens. > computer begins to smoke, but it works! no exploding ensued. > quickly restart the fucker. > HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND A GAME NOWADAYS FOR FREE THAT ISN'T SHIT/A TROJAN? > image related. i need a smoke after that tomfuckery. > mfw i don't even smoke. > image related. > i'm a fucking idiot lol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd33edda1d09.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ Buff dudes w!th fat butts sSSend ch!tt꠹
😏
everybody gangsta till her bulge starts coming out your nose and goes through the other nostril #nsfw
-=[ tyjbank youu officcer nassty immplugged innto my hussktop i lkkke it when my numbergoes up hheh_☺]=-
B3at my 2quat PR today. L3t2 gooo
>terminally bitchless code-ookbeasts with fewer viable career prospects than functioning pancells descend upon some structurally demented schoolfeeding website in a desperate attempt to squeeze a few cents of slurmcoin out of harvested data >mfw "muh cyberanarchy, bro!!!" >mfw the only tangible outcome is postponing the inevitable state-mandated flogging of a horde of pencil-pushers and sweatrags who committed the unforgivable crime of taking an imperial exam slightly later due to extenuating circumstances >mfw you’re about to get drawn and quartered live on troll cnn over a dogshit data scam and you didn’t even have the foresight to use the stolen info to zipbomb every troll you scraped so none of the victims could actively hunt you down before the drones triangulate your location and turn your subgrub into a cautionary infographic >CAN WE BE SERIOUS LOLOLOL
∙☾__☽ none o ̶f̶ ya'll could handle me thrrowing spades be so ̶f̶rr rrn
∙☾__☽ it's still #thighsday somewherre https://i.imgurr.com/mdix3by.png https://i.imgurr.com/ayerrasz.png tits on orr o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ ,dealerrs choice #ns ̶f̶w #blessedandhighly ̶f̶avorred #musclemommy #wt ̶f̶isamusclemommy
∙☾__☽ so many o ̶f̶ yalls prroblems could be solved by killin' #justdoit #violence
id eat u alive
wow u are very
∙☾__☽ you a slut i like that drrop the location and we'll see what happens #ns ̶f̶w
∙☾__☽ i can strretch you out too (: #ns ̶f̶w
∙☾__☽ it's not pain ̶f̶ul this time 💜💛
∙☾__☽ i need a goldblood maybe anotherr purrp don't ask why #ns ̶f̶w
∙☾__☽ ya'll sound like loney loserrs to me sorrrry you can't pull ig
Instant Rechitt.
plATONIC HATING.
Yay!!! ✋🤚
Good lord. II think your thigh weighs more than my entire body. Also—hand twinsies!!!
holy fuck. holy fucking fuck. that body of yours is absurd
ur so right BARK BARK BARK RUFF BARK'n'shit GOG DAMN!!!
*Hssssst* {〷} yea looking a lil fatt. θome cake. €〱 *paah*
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) yeah but like in the best way ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
would it b3 too on brand to bark in r3spons3 to this pictur3? lik3 holy shit.
>> you a1ready know the anડwer to that one
Hmm.
😔 yeah... maybe you're r1ght... 1 need, l1ke... a troverwatch sense1, or someth1ng...
c< NOtHiN liKe tHat witH Me, frieNd >c
You're Living The Dream.
1nt3r3st1ng.
Your pfp is going to do numbers on this fuckshit website.
\/\/\/\/hat the fuck?
xx_FANKS_OFFICER_NASTAYYYyy_xP_xx
this is what im saying all the time.
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-=[ kaikka cantcome to the chittr right now sshe keeps geting lost in gay hell ssomehow x-)_☺]=-