SIR "COOL" KNIGHT
@orgulousEgleche
♞REALM PROTECTOR ♞ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF FAIR MAIDENS ♞MY ARMOR ALWAYS SHINES ♞FLARP PLAYER
⚜HARK!!! IN THINES RESTLESSNESS THE THIEF CALLED FORGETFULNESS CAUSED A SLIP OF TIME!!! THE TRAVAYLE HAD EARLIER MY THY WERY, BUT HERE!!! BEAR WITNESS TO MY VICTORY OF THE DAY!!! HUZZAH!!! #WIN #gore https://i.ibb.co/mCm4Jmtm/knight-win.gif⚜⁀➴
⚜TWAS BUT A GRUBBLING OF A HIBERNATION, THE PUMPER PUMPS THUS!!! SUCH A NAP IS DESERVING OF A LATE LIGHT HUNT. FISH IT IS. HUZZAH!!!! #UPALLNIGHTTOGETLUCKY⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK MISTRESS OF THE VINE!!!!! THY LIKES THEES PLANTY WORDS.⚜⁀➴
elmao 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 yewre just kinda doing 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 whatever yew want with language 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 huh? 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 i resᰍect it 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
⚜AHAHAHA. YES. SOUNDS FANCY, DOES IT NOT? THY ENJOYS THE PEOMS MADE FROM M'LADY'S COMMENTS, AS THOUGH ENCAPSULATED IN A BOOK OF MUSINGS.⚜⁀➴
Hell yeah get th' fish.
oh yeah 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 it is a little 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 like ᰍoetry huh? 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 i like to break uᰍ my thoughts 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 it feels like so many words 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 just get lost 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 in ᰍursuit of a single idea 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 i like to slow down 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 and take it in ᰍarts 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 to find meaning within meaning 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
Whateverr meal yerr pusherr decides, mate.
⚜BRUNNER TIS IS. IF THEE COULD NOT TELL. TIS BUT A CHEEKY COMBINATION OF ALL THREE.⚜⁀➴
Thassa new one. Enjoy yerr brrunnerr, mate.
⚜FUCK!!!!!!! CURSE'D ENGINE OF KNOWLEDGE⚜⁀➴
⚜GORGLE SEARCH ADVENTURES PRINCESSES WOULD LIKE SEND⚜⁀➴
⚜HAHA!!! THIS DOTH LOOK LIKE PRINCESS FRAIMI (:3 っ)∋ @playfulPinniped !!!⚜⁀➴
(◕ ᴥ ◕) UEH?? this GUDOES LOOK LIKE GUME!! GUEUEHEH!!!! GUYAY!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) but gulike if i was a seal guof course
[[ doodlefromlastnight HEALTH REPLENISH ❤️❤️hey. Let's go balance tangerines and other citruses on our heads, alright? #NSFW #MAYBEFORSAFETY #HESBOOBSDEEPINSOMEWATER https://i.ibb.co/JWBJCPhK/IMG-7504-1.png
⚜THY LOVES APPLE JUICE, DO NOT TELL THE SEDUCTRESS, APPLE CIDER, OF THIS⚜⁀➴
yeah t/)tally whatever y/)u say br/)
⚜HARK!!!! THINES LIGHTS ARE SIMPLE!!!!!! THOU RISES FROM A DEEP SLUMBER, ICH FIND A BEAST, TRACE THIS BEAST, ENGAGE THE BEAST IN NOBLE COMBAT, THY IS SWALLOWED, THY ENGAGES THE STOMACH HENCHMEN IN COMBAT,THINE LURES THEM INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, AND IN BUT A FEW MORE STEP THE OUTCOME THOU ASKETH???⚜⁀➴
o-|= doth thou wisheth f’r assistance mine own comrade? =>
⚜HAHA!!!! COMRADERY IS ALWAYS WELCOMED!!! IF THOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THY IN A BRILLIANT BREAKFAST, TIS STILL HOT⚜⁀➴
⚜TAKE THEE REST AND FILL THY BELLY, TIS EARNED, WEARY WARRIOR.⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!!!!!! #BATH.........#WARM #SIRSMELLSGOOD⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! A GENTLEMAN AND NOBLE KNIGHT ALWAYS STAYS MODEST, BUT THESE ARE VERY OLD VIEWS AND TODAY I FELT EXTRAORDINARY!!! THIS HERE IS THINE VISAGE, THOUGH A KNIGHT MOTE KEEP SOME PRIVACIES!!!! #KNIGHTLYSELFIE https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knightselfie1.png https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knight%20selfie2.png⚜⁀➴
ᐖ OH BABEYGIRL. IST KNOWST OF BROAᐖSWORᐖS ᐛ
ᐖ MY TEMPYTURE WULᐖ B HAWT BUT IM SOOOOOO GUᐖ ᐛ
⚜HUZZAH!!!! IF THOU EVER BE IN NEED OF HELP OR REQUIREST MIN AID IN TIME TO COME, MESSAGE ME AT AN INSTANT, IT IS THE LEAST THY CAN MUSTER FOR THOUS GESTURE⚜⁀➴
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Unless I Need Some Really Obscure Rare Ingredient... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⚜MOST EXCELLENT, M'LADY!!!! THEN WE SHALL BE IN, "BIZZY-NESS"⚜⁀➴
⚜M'LADY BE SURE TO HYDRATE AND KEEP COOL!!!!! FOR THOU HAS THE SHARPEST OF BLADES TO CRAFT!!! YOU MUST STAY STRONG⚜⁀➴
⚜THIS SOUNDS LIKE A TASK A MAN THAT HAS TRAVERSED MANY A FIELD, FORAGING FOR MORELS, BERRIES, AND MANY PLANTS AND BEASTS FOR ELIXERS, POTIONS, AND CRAFTS!!!! THIS SHANT BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR THY, THIS THOU CAN TRUST⚜⁀➴
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I'll Trust You On That. Haha. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
ᐖ HGHGHGHEEEHEEHEHE I LIEK WHEN U SYA MLAᐖY ᐛ
⚜ARGH!!! RESTLESS THIS LIGHT!!! PERHAPS THOU SHALL FORAGE WHILE THE LIGHT IS YOUNG!!!! NOW, WOTETH ANY WIGHT HOW TO IDENTIFY POISONOUS MORELS AND INSECTS⚜⁀➴
gīvē ēm ā līck n wāīt 30 mīnūtēs thēn yøū’ll knø
⚜HAHA THY KNOWS THIS TECHNIQUE WELL, IT HAS FAIRED ME WELL AND NOT SO WELL, EACH CAN BE TRIED ATLEAST ONCE⚜⁀➴
⚜THOU HAS STARTED THIS NIGHT WITH CACAO PUFFS, BUT HARK!!! WHAT IS THIS??? THERE SEEMS TO REMAIN A HALF A MIGHTY SERVING, WOULD BE A SMARTER CHOICE TO BULK TODAY AND FINISH THE BOX OFF. HUZZAH!!!!!!! 2 BOWLS OF DELICIOUSNESS FOR THY⚜⁀➴
⚜@dailyQuests MIGHT THEE BLESSED THIS WRETCH WITH A QUEST OF THINE OWN??? #PRETTYPLEASEWITHSUGARONTOP⚜⁀➴
New quest: Queue for and 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 the "𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙙" Group Dungeon.
⚜BETWIXT THE LEFT TWIX AND RIGHT TWIX WHO WOULD BE THE VICTOR IN GLORIOUS BATTLE... CURIOUS..⚜⁀➴
⚜WHY THE HELL NOT, I TOO SHALL HAIL STRIKE ON THE MOON, ☝️LOAD THE CANNONS⚜⁀➴
Sword!
⚜M'LORD DO NOT DOUBT THERE WILL BE MANY A SWORD, A MANY, MANY "COOL" SPIN ATTACKS⚜⁀➴
⚜SO MANY BRAVE WARRIORS TAKING OATHS OF SLAYING THE TWIN MOONS, THY PREDICTS WE SHALL WITNESS THE SLICENING AND DICENING OF THE TWO AND WE WILL THEN HAVE MANY #MOONPARTICLES⚜⁀➴
⚜RISE AND SHINE, FELLOWSHIP!!! FOR IT IS TIME TO GET OUT THERE AND SIEZE THE DAY! FFOR THINE'S OWN SCHEDULE TODAY, EGGS AND OINK-BEAST SANDWHICH FOLLOWED BY HUNTING THAT DREADED SQUATCH-THING THAT HAS SQUATCH-SQUASHED THE FAE FOLKS HUMBLE LIVING BLOCKS. THIS KNIGHT DOES NOT STAND FOR SUCH CRUELTY AT SUCH A EARLY HOUR. #JUSTICEFORTHEGEEBLES⚜⁀➴
Raisin.
No raisins? :(
⚜PERHAPS THERES A SHRIVELED UP GEEBLE OR TWO, I SUPPOSE THERE ARE "RAISINS" PRESENT⚜⁀➴
⚜HARRRRK!!! IM MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY!!! (QUOTHE DRACULA FLOW IV)⚜⁀➴
-=[ ssir cool knight heydont forgetrbands will make her dance i heardd that once one timme x-)_☺]=-
⚜AY, M'LADY MOHDEM!!! AS THE WIZEST OF ALL ONCE STATED, "MORE MONEY, MORE PROBLEMS" BUT!!!! A "WENCH IS NOT ONE"!!!!⚜⁀➴
-=[ SSOOO TRUE_☺]=-
⚜HARK!!! TIS THE CYCLED AND FATED #FISHINGFRIDAY ONCE MORE!!! THINES NOBLE TASK OF THIS NIGHT IS TO SLAY THE WICKED LAKE GILL-GULPER AND RETURN THE LAND TO THE NOBLE CENTAUR-FOLK WHO WISH TO WASH THEIR NOBLE HOOVES SAFELY ONCE MORE!!! TIS WILL BE THE #BIGGESTTROPHYCATCH, LET THOU FETCH HIS GOOD ROD⚜⁀➴
Kick some ass, ye honorable knight
#Hark
⚜OF COURSE GOOD, SIR!!! THY WILL MAKE GOOD ON THINES WORD AND BRING VICTORY TO OUR SPECIES!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜RUMP WILL BE SAVAGELY BEATEN BY MINE METAL FOOT, YES!!!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!! FOR GLORY!!⚜⁀➴
⚜JOYOUS FEAT!!! THOU HAS MISSED THE DREADED PLAGUE BY BEING OCCUPIED WITH REVIECING THE MOST SPARKLY AND FLUTTERY OF KISSES FROM DUNGEON FAIRIES WHO DARED TRY TO LEAD ME TO DOOM, BUT I BESTED THEM. WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!! AND A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!!! HUZZAH!!✨🧚⚜⁀➴
⚜THE DUCHESS OF THE WEBS SPEAKS TRUE, PLAGUED PRINCE!!! THEIR KISSES WERE ALLURING AND FEATHERY, BUT NOT SWEET AND FEATHERY ENOUGH TO SEND THEE TO THE HEAVENS!!! THEY ARE FOND OF ON THE SPOT SONNETRY.⚜⁀➴
⚜PERHAPS...NAY...IF THEY LINGER THUS...NO....UNLESS...⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Forthright! Knightly emprises be fore us!! I shall espy thee, shining (glittereing?✨️) brightly o'er yonder field, when we shall draw neir unto a wight wyrm with our moste noble arms DRAWN TOGETHER! Sparkleknight Egleche!═══>
⚜MISTRESS OF THE 8TH SIGHT HAS WITNESSED AND ACKNOWLEDGED MY ALLYSHIP OF THE JESTLY FEAIRY FOLK, HUZZAH!!!⚜⁀➴
Hey, I'm always interested in FLARP exploits! Sometimes I forget there's more classes than Petticoat Seagrifts and 8ristling 8on Vivants, haha!
⚜DOH!!! FOR ANOTHER FUMBLE BEFALLENS THEE, APOLOGIES, MARQUISE!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜AS PRESENT EVENTS UNFOLD, THY WAS OCCUPIED BY DUNGEON FAIRIES, AND THEIR WICKED MAGIKS OF COOS AND AWES TO TRICK ONE INTO FOLLOWING THEM TO CERTAIN DEATH!!!! THEE IS FINE THOUGH⚜⁀➴