

SIR "COOL" KNIGHT
@orgulousEgleche
♞REALM PROTECTOR ♞ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF FAIR MAIDENS ♞MY ARMOR ALWAYS SHINES ♞FLARP PLAYER
⚜HARK!!! IN THINES RESTLESSNESS THE THIEF CALLED FORGETFULNESS CAUSED A SLIP OF TIME!!! THE TRAVAYLE HAD EARLIER MY THY WERY, BUT HERE!!! BEAR WITNESS TO MY VICTORY OF THE DAY!!! HUZZAH!!! #WIN #gore https://i.ibb.co/mCm4Jmtm/knight-win.gif⚜⁀➴
⚜HUZZAH!!! IF THOU TRY TO PIERCE THE ARMOR ON MINE BREAST, NAIVE GNAVE SHALL BE QUICKLY PARRIED. AND IF THOU ATTEMPT THE SAME, WHEN MY BREAST IS BARED, THE SAME RESULT THUS. MINE PECTORALS GUARD THE MEATY THUMPER BURIED WITHIN ME. THOU CAN TRY BUT, MINE BREASTS BREAST BOOBILY IN COMMON VERBAGE.⚜⁀➴
⚜A WARM GLASS OF MILK, AND PUSHUPS TILL FAILURE DOES THE MIND AND BODY WELL. TIS MY TRIED AND TRUE BEFORE SLUMBER ROUTINE. THE EMBRACE OF THE COOLING FLOOR REGULATES MY HOT INNER CORE. HUZZZZZAAAAYYYAWWN⚜⁀➴
⚜NYPMH OF THE WOODS CURSED ME WITH SPROUTLING HATCHED FROM THE PEAK OF MY PERSON. FOR THIS IS NO CURSE, TIS BUT A TRIAL OF ONES GREENEST PRONGS. IT SHALL BECOME THE PRETTIEST FLOWER ONE MAY WITNESS ATOP A NOBLE KNIGHT'S HEAD. THUS, THIS SPROUT SHALL BE NAMED. LALA. https://i.ibb.co/YmbKNSs/IMG-7765.png⚜⁀➴
⚜FINN FROM THEE ADVENTUROUS TIMES WOULD NEVER "PUSSY" OUT OF A BOUT WITH A FLAMING BEAST OF TREACHERY. NEITHER SHANT THY. HUZZAH. ADVENTURE TIME. #THYSHALLMAKEDINNEROFTHISBEAST #MMMSANDWHICH⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! TIS NEVER TO LATE A LIGHT TO GIFT UPON THYSELF ONE HUMBLE ROLLED HAM AND CHEESE. OR EVEN QUADRUPLE THE AMOUNT PREVIOUSLY STATED.⚜⁀➴
⚜TWAS BUT A GRUBBLING OF A HIBERNATION, THE PUMPER PUMPS THUS!!! SUCH A NAP IS DESERVING OF A LATE LIGHT HUNT. FISH IT IS. HUZZAH!!!! #UPALLNIGHTTOGETLUCKY⚜⁀➴
⚜FUCK!!!!!!! CURSE'D ENGINE OF KNOWLEDGE⚜⁀➴
⚜GORGLE SEARCH ADVENTURES PRINCESSES WOULD LIKE SEND⚜⁀➴
⚜HAHA!!! THIS DOTH LOOK LIKE PRINCESS FRAIMI (:3 っ)∋ @playfulPinniped !!!⚜⁀➴
[[ doodlefromlastnight HEALTH REPLENISH ❤️❤️hey. Let's go balance tangerines and other citruses on our heads, alright? #NSFW #MAYBEFORSAFETY #HESBOOBSDEEPINSOMEWATER https://i.ibb.co/JWBJCPhK/IMG-7504-1.png
⚜THY LOVES APPLE JUICE, DO NOT TELL THE SEDUCTRESS, APPLE CIDER, OF THIS⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!!! THINES LIGHTS ARE SIMPLE!!!!!! THOU RISES FROM A DEEP SLUMBER, ICH FIND A BEAST, TRACE THIS BEAST, ENGAGE THE BEAST IN NOBLE COMBAT, THY IS SWALLOWED, THY ENGAGES THE STOMACH HENCHMEN IN COMBAT,THINE LURES THEM INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, AND IN BUT A FEW MORE STEP THE OUTCOME THOU ASKETH???⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!!!!!! #BATH.........#WARM #SIRSMELLSGOOD⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! A GENTLEMAN AND NOBLE KNIGHT ALWAYS STAYS MODEST, BUT THESE ARE VERY OLD VIEWS AND TODAY I FELT EXTRAORDINARY!!! THIS HERE IS THINE VISAGE, THOUGH A KNIGHT MOTE KEEP SOME PRIVACIES!!!! #KNIGHTLYSELFIE https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knightselfie1.png https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knight%20selfie2.png⚜⁀➴
⚜ARGH!!! RESTLESS THIS LIGHT!!! PERHAPS THOU SHALL FORAGE WHILE THE LIGHT IS YOUNG!!!! NOW, WOTETH ANY WIGHT HOW TO IDENTIFY POISONOUS MORELS AND INSECTS⚜⁀➴
⚜THOU HAS STARTED THIS NIGHT WITH CACAO PUFFS, BUT HARK!!! WHAT IS THIS??? THERE SEEMS TO REMAIN A HALF A MIGHTY SERVING, WOULD BE A SMARTER CHOICE TO BULK TODAY AND FINISH THE BOX OFF. HUZZAH!!!!!!! 2 BOWLS OF DELICIOUSNESS FOR THY⚜⁀➴
⚜@dailyQuests MIGHT THEE BLESSED THIS WRETCH WITH A QUEST OF THINE OWN??? #PRETTYPLEASEWITHSUGARONTOP⚜⁀➴
⚜BETWIXT THE LEFT TWIX AND RIGHT TWIX WHO WOULD BE THE VICTOR IN GLORIOUS BATTLE... CURIOUS..⚜⁀➴
⚜WHY THE HELL NOT, I TOO SHALL HAIL STRIKE ON THE MOON, ☝️LOAD THE CANNONS⚜⁀➴


















