SIR "COOL" KNIGHT
@orgulousEgleche
♞REALM PROTECTOR ♞ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF FAIR MAIDENS ♞MY ARMOR ALWAYS SHINES ♞FLARP PLAYER
⚜HUZZAH!!! IF THOU TRY TO PIERCE THE ARMOR ON MINE BREAST, NAIVE GNAVE SHALL BE QUICKLY PARRIED. AND IF THOU ATTEMPT THE SAME, WHEN MY BREAST IS BARED, THE SAME RESULT THUS. MINE PECTORALS GUARD THE MEATY THUMPER BURIED WITHIN ME. THOU CAN TRY BUT, MINE BREASTS BREAST BOOBILY IN COMMON VERBAGE.⚜⁀➴
⚜A WARM GLASS OF MILK, AND PUSHUPS TILL FAILURE DOES THE MIND AND BODY WELL. TIS MY TRIED AND TRUE BEFORE SLUMBER ROUTINE. THE EMBRACE OF THE COOLING FLOOR REGULATES MY HOT INNER CORE. HUZZZZZAAAAYYYAWWN⚜⁀➴
⚜NYPMH OF THE WOODS CURSED ME WITH SPROUTLING HATCHED FROM THE PEAK OF MY PERSON. FOR THIS IS NO CURSE, TIS BUT A TRIAL OF ONES GREENEST PRONGS. IT SHALL BECOME THE PRETTIEST FLOWER ONE MAY WITNESS ATOP A NOBLE KNIGHT'S HEAD. THUS, THIS SPROUT SHALL BE NAMED. LALA. https://i.ibb.co/YmbKNSs/IMG-7765.png⚜⁀➴
⚜TIS BUT ME AND LALA FIGHTING OUR WAY THROUGH THIS WORLD, DEAR PRINCESS CHCHOW.⚜⁀➴
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWOW!!! it suits gyuu!! so cute!! guehehehe
⚜TIS QUITE ADORABLE IS IT NOT, PRINCESS FRAIMI!!! THOUGH THOU SHOULD ADMIT FLORA WOULD BE MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL IF ON A BEAUTIFUL GIRL SUCH AS THOU. AGREE? HAHAHAHA.⚜⁀➴
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehehe… (๑> ᴥ <๑) gyuu are sooo nice mister guknight guehehe imagine princess fraimi curtsying so elegantly guehe
⚜FINN FROM THEE ADVENTUROUS TIMES WOULD NEVER "PUSSY" OUT OF A BOUT WITH A FLAMING BEAST OF TREACHERY. NEITHER SHANT THY. HUZZAH. ADVENTURE TIME. #THYSHALLMAKEDINNEROFTHISBEAST #MMMSANDWHICH⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! TIS NEVER TO LATE A LIGHT TO GIFT UPON THYSELF ONE HUMBLE ROLLED HAM AND CHEESE. OR EVEN QUADRUPLE THE AMOUNT PREVIOUSLY STATED.⚜⁀➴
i read that as one hundred rolled ham and cheese up the ante my friend show us what youre really made of spoiler youll probably be like 98% ham and cheese by the end
⚜TWAS BUT A GRUBBLING OF A HIBERNATION, THE PUMPER PUMPS THUS!!! SUCH A NAP IS DESERVING OF A LATE LIGHT HUNT. FISH IT IS. HUZZAH!!!! #UPALLNIGHTTOGETLUCKY⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK MISTRESS OF THE VINE!!!!! THY LIKES THEES PLANTY WORDS.⚜⁀➴
elmao 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 yewre just kinda doing 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 whatever yew want with language 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 huh? 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 i resᰍect it 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
⚜AHAHAHA. YES. SOUNDS FANCY, DOES IT NOT? THY ENJOYS THE PEOMS MADE FROM M'LADY'S COMMENTS, AS THOUGH ENCAPSULATED IN A BOOK OF MUSINGS.⚜⁀➴
oh yeah 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 it is a little 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 like ᰍoetry huh? 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 i like to break uᰍ my thoughts 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 it feels like so many words 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 just get lost 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 in ᰍursuit of a single idea 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 i like to slow down 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 and take it in ᰍarts 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 to find meaning within meaning 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
⚜BRUNNER TIS IS. IF THEE COULD NOT TELL. TIS BUT A CHEEKY COMBINATION OF ALL THREE.⚜⁀➴
⚜FUCK!!!!!!! CURSE'D ENGINE OF KNOWLEDGE⚜⁀➴
⚜GORGLE SEARCH ADVENTURES PRINCESSES WOULD LIKE SEND⚜⁀➴
⚜HAHA!!! THIS DOTH LOOK LIKE PRINCESS FRAIMI (:3 っ)∋ @playfulPinniped !!!⚜⁀➴
(◕ ᴥ ◕) UEH?? this GUDOES LOOK LIKE GUME!! GUEUEHEH!!!! GUYAY!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) but gulike if i was a seal guof course
[[ doodlefromlastnight HEALTH REPLENISH ❤️❤️hey. Let's go balance tangerines and other citruses on our heads, alright? #NSFW #MAYBEFORSAFETY #HESBOOBSDEEPINSOMEWATER https://i.ibb.co/JWBJCPhK/IMG-7504-1.png
⚜THY LOVES APPLE JUICE, DO NOT TELL THE SEDUCTRESS, APPLE CIDER, OF THIS⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!!! THINES LIGHTS ARE SIMPLE!!!!!! THOU RISES FROM A DEEP SLUMBER, ICH FIND A BEAST, TRACE THIS BEAST, ENGAGE THE BEAST IN NOBLE COMBAT, THY IS SWALLOWED, THY ENGAGES THE STOMACH HENCHMEN IN COMBAT,THINE LURES THEM INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, AND IN BUT A FEW MORE STEP THE OUTCOME THOU ASKETH???⚜⁀➴
o-|= doth thou wisheth f’r assistance mine own comrade? =>
⚜HAHA!!!! COMRADERY IS ALWAYS WELCOMED!!! IF THOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THY IN A BRILLIANT BREAKFAST, TIS STILL HOT⚜⁀➴
⚜TAKE THEE REST AND FILL THY BELLY, TIS EARNED, WEARY WARRIOR.⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!!!!!! #BATH.........#WARM #SIRSMELLSGOOD⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! A GENTLEMAN AND NOBLE KNIGHT ALWAYS STAYS MODEST, BUT THESE ARE VERY OLD VIEWS AND TODAY I FELT EXTRAORDINARY!!! THIS HERE IS THINE VISAGE, THOUGH A KNIGHT MOTE KEEP SOME PRIVACIES!!!! #KNIGHTLYSELFIE https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knightselfie1.png https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knight%20selfie2.png⚜⁀➴
⚜HUZZAH!!!! IF THOU EVER BE IN NEED OF HELP OR REQUIREST MIN AID IN TIME TO COME, MESSAGE ME AT AN INSTANT, IT IS THE LEAST THY CAN MUSTER FOR THOUS GESTURE⚜⁀➴
⚜MOST EXCELLENT, M'LADY!!!! THEN WE SHALL BE IN, "BIZZY-NESS"⚜⁀➴
⚜M'LADY BE SURE TO HYDRATE AND KEEP COOL!!!!! FOR THOU HAS THE SHARPEST OF BLADES TO CRAFT!!! YOU MUST STAY STRONG⚜⁀➴
⚜THIS SOUNDS LIKE A TASK A MAN THAT HAS TRAVERSED MANY A FIELD, FORAGING FOR MORELS, BERRIES, AND MANY PLANTS AND BEASTS FOR ELIXERS, POTIONS, AND CRAFTS!!!! THIS SHANT BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR THY, THIS THOU CAN TRUST⚜⁀➴
⚜ARGH!!! RESTLESS THIS LIGHT!!! PERHAPS THOU SHALL FORAGE WHILE THE LIGHT IS YOUNG!!!! NOW, WOTETH ANY WIGHT HOW TO IDENTIFY POISONOUS MORELS AND INSECTS⚜⁀➴
⚜HAHA THY KNOWS THIS TECHNIQUE WELL, IT HAS FAIRED ME WELL AND NOT SO WELL, EACH CAN BE TRIED ATLEAST ONCE⚜⁀➴
⚜THOU HAS STARTED THIS NIGHT WITH CACAO PUFFS, BUT HARK!!! WHAT IS THIS??? THERE SEEMS TO REMAIN A HALF A MIGHTY SERVING, WOULD BE A SMARTER CHOICE TO BULK TODAY AND FINISH THE BOX OFF. HUZZAH!!!!!!! 2 BOWLS OF DELICIOUSNESS FOR THY⚜⁀➴
⚜@dailyQuests MIGHT THEE BLESSED THIS WRETCH WITH A QUEST OF THINE OWN??? #PRETTYPLEASEWITHSUGARONTOP⚜⁀➴
New quest: Queue for and 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 the "𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙙" Group Dungeon.
⚜BETWIXT THE LEFT TWIX AND RIGHT TWIX WHO WOULD BE THE VICTOR IN GLORIOUS BATTLE... CURIOUS..⚜⁀➴
⚜WHY THE HELL NOT, I TOO SHALL HAIL STRIKE ON THE MOON, ☝️LOAD THE CANNONS⚜⁀➴
⚜M'LORD DO NOT DOUBT THERE WILL BE MANY A SWORD, A MANY, MANY "COOL" SPIN ATTACKS⚜⁀➴