SIR "COOL" KNIGHT
@orgulousEgleche
♞REALM PROTECTOR ♞ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF FAIR MAIDENS ♞MY ARMOR ALWAYS SHINES ♞FLARP PLAYER
⚜#FISHINGFRIDAY AND #FRIENDSHIPFRIDAY COLLIDING ON THE SAME CYCLE, HARK!!! A FRIENDLY CONTEST OF FISHING!!! WITH A DESERVED FEAST OF ROASTED GILLED AQUATIC LIFE PAIRED WITH WEDGED TUBERS!!! HUZZAH!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜IN A WORLD FULL OF THOSE WHO PRAISE INSECTS, THOU SHALL BEAR THE BURDEN OF UPLIFTING A MOST WORTHY BEAST: THE MIGHTY PANGOLIN #FRIDAYNGOLIN https://www.fauna-flora.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/AdobeStock_246102033_cropped-2-scaled.jpeg⚜⁀➴
woa i love those guyyys n their fun lil outfits 10/10 if i got armor i’d want smth like that mayyybe
⚜ONE WILL FIND THYSELVES ENVIOUS AT THE INNATE KNIGHTHOOD OF A PANGOLIN, SMITHING IS BUT THEIR BIRTHRIGHT⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! THINE IS GRATEFUL FOR THE OPINIONS, THE CONLUSION TO THIS MATTER IS THAT I HAVE TAKEN THESE TWIN BLADES TO BE COMPANIONS AT MY HIP AS THEY ARE VERY "COOL", BUT THE WISE AND BEAUTIFUL WEAPON MAIDENS @zealousWeaponsmith @xxScenegrlxx HAVE INSPIRED BUT ANOTHER PURCHASE, NOT OF ONE, BUT OF TWO SISTER SWORDS AS WELL⚜⁀➴
⚜MY LADY WEAPONSMITH IS UNAWARE OF MY MULTITUDE OF SWORDS IN MY ARMS ROOM, THINE COLLECTION GROWS!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜HUZZAH!!! https://media.tenor.com/yQAJhcHf8S8AAAAM/dancing-knight-tik-tok.gif⚜⁀➴
⚜THOU SPEAKS FACTS!!! FUTURE PURCHASES ARE ASSURED, MY LADY⚜⁀➴
⚜WHAT DOES THE FELLOWSHIP BELIEVE IS THE BETTER OF THE BLADES: DAGGER OR SWORD? THOU IS PRIVY TO THE SWORD BUT THE LOCAL ARMS DEALER HAS TEMPTED ME WITH SHORT BLADES AND TO BE FRANK THY DOES NOT WANT FOMO⚜⁀➴
do both dude... dagger for ur offhand... sword for the main show... best of both worlds
c< bOtH are gOOd, but i carry a scytHe, sO i guess iM partial 2 tHe swOrds >c
Um... 've got no experience with either of those but daggers 'r cool...!
xx_STICK_WITH_DA_SWORDDDDDD_DONT_LET_DA_FOMO_GET_U!!!_daggerz_r_cool_but_liek_u_would_def_look_cooler_holding_a_big_sword_mhm_ur_a_knight_not_a_rogue_yk_xx
ᐖ EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEHEE OKAY SO UM OKAY SO SO OKAY LIEK OBVIOUSLY IT ᐖEPENᐖS ON PERSONAL PREFERENᑈE THERES NO OBJEᑈTIVE BEST ONE ᐖAGGERS HAVE THEIR PLAᑈE ᐖAGGERS R KEWL ᐖAGGERS LET U GET SO UP ᑈLOSE AN PERSONAL IN A FITE ANᐖ THEYRE RLY GOOᐖ FOR HITTING XAᑈTLY WHERE U WANT THA BLAᐖE 2 GO BUT SWORᐖS EHEHEHEH LIEK SWORᐖS OKAYE SWORᐖS HAVE SOOOOO MUᑈH VARIETY SWORᐖS ᑈAN BE FOR SLASHING OR PIERᑈING THEY ᑈAN BE TWO HANᐖEᐖ OR ONE THEYRE MORE FLEXIBLE THAN PPL THINK THEY ᑈOME IN SO MANY ᐖIFFERENT SHAPEZ.............U ᑈULᐖ BE A BLAᑈKSMITH WHO *ONLY* MAKEZ SWORᐖS ANᐖ NEVER RUN OUT OF THINGZ 2 MAKE SO LIKE SWORᐖS R SOOOO ᑈOOL ESPEᑈIALLY WHEN THEYRE BIG AS FUUUUUUUᑈK ᐖONT FOMO IT SWORᐖS 4 LYFE OKAY I PROMMY ᐛ
alwayss fond of a dagger. sswordss are definitely cool and powerful but they're weighty. daggerss are ussually balanced and agile, eassy to conceal. pluss they look jusst ass nice for decor
I find daggers to have an interesting history that has become muddled into turning this weapon into the "theif" weapon. Daggers are intentionally made to pierce armor and do vital damage to the pumper or other organs. I say listen to your curios and have a go at it at least once•
⚜UPDATE: https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/fried.png?v=1776449025137⚜⁀➴
⚜PERHAPS A HEALING KISS FROM A FAIR MAIDEN WILL.....RECOVER.....ME.....off blegh *HE HAS DIED- RECOVER?*⚜⁀➴
⚜NAY, NO MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED, THINE SHALL RUB DIRT UPON IT, TIS BUT A SCRATCH AMONGST MY MANY MANLY SCARS⚜⁀➴
yyykw hell yyyeah man ur manlyyy manlyyy scars r gonna be sick as hell at the end of the night o7
⚜A LEWED MAN NAY UNDERSTANDETH THE HERO'S TRAINING!!!! IF THY CANNOT HANDLE BUT A SMIDGE OF THUNDER HOW SHALL I IMRESS THE MASSES OF MAIDENS,THIS IS MY BURDEN, WITNESS ME IN MY SHATTERING OF THIS GLASS HOUSE⚜⁀➴
Please stand, my knight, for whom else shall defend us•
Though the flames of thine enemies scorch your body your armor remains intact and resilient. This is a reflection of not only the pumper, but of the spirit. Mine knight, raise if you would,for your sworn promise to the code demands it now and forever•
⚜THE SWORN CODE TO PROTECT AND SHIELD THE WEAK AND TO HONOR THE WORTHY!!! THE FLAMES OF JUSTICE THAT CONSUME THINE GLORIFIED THUMPER FUEL THE LIGHT THAT GUIDES THY BLADE!! THOU SPEAKS SPIRITFULLY, M'LORD!!! THIS ARMOR SHALL BE THOUS SAFETY, FOREVER!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOU HAS SUSTAINED A MIGHTY BLAST FROM THE RAGING STORMS ABOVE, FOR I AM NOT WORRIED, AS SIGNS FROM THE GODS RARELY HIT THE SAME LOCATION TWICE⚜⁀➴
⚜MY LOCKS ARE TREATED WELL WITH ELIXERS AND TONICS THAT HAVE COSTED ME A HIGH COIN, THOU ALSO SMELLS OF RASPBERRIES⚜⁀➴
⚜MIADENS NAY DREAD FOR HER SAFETY WHEN I AM NIGH, LEST THE FOES SHALL TASTE THE STEEL HIDDEN WITHIN MY SCABBARD. HUZZAH.⚜⁀➴
The o+nly co+o+l man o+n this website. Yo+u're the reaso+n I'm bi.
⚜AS COLD AND COOL AS THE IRON SHELLING I ADORN. YOUR HIGHEST PRAISES WILL FUEL MY HAND. MY SWORD HAND THAT IS.⚜⁀➴
Go+ make o+ut with a buff lady knight yo+u beautiful beautiful man.
⚜HUZZAH. THE CYBERSPACE VESSEL HAS SUCCESSFULLY CONNECTED. GOOD LIGHT, FELLOWSHIP. LET US OBTAIN THIS SO CALLED BREAD.⚜⁀➴
Something ^bout you seems to be quite respect^ble, perh^ps even chiv^lrous. I ^pprove.