SIR "COOL" KNIGHT
@orgulousEgleche
♞REALM PROTECTOR ♞ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF FAIR MAIDENS ♞MY ARMOR ALWAYS SHINES ♞FLARP PLAYER
⚜ARGH!!! RESTLESS THIS LIGHT!!! PERHAPS THOU SHALL FORAGE WHILE THE LIGHT IS YOUNG!!!! NOW, WOTETH ANY WIGHT HOW TO IDENTIFY POISONOUS MORELS AND INSECTS⚜⁀➴
⚜HAHA THY KNOWS THIS TECHNIQUE WELL, IT HAS FAIRED ME WELL AND NOT SO WELL, EACH CAN BE TRIED ATLEAST ONCE⚜⁀➴
⚜THOU HAS STARTED THIS NIGHT WITH CACAO PUFFS, BUT HARK!!! WHAT IS THIS??? THERE SEEMS TO REMAIN A HALF A MIGHTY SERVING, WOULD BE A SMARTER CHOICE TO BULK TODAY AND FINISH THE BOX OFF. HUZZAH!!!!!!! 2 BOWLS OF DELICIOUSNESS FOR THY⚜⁀➴
⚜@dailyQuests MIGHT THEE BLESSED THIS WRETCH WITH A QUEST OF THINE OWN??? #PRETTYPLEASEWITHSUGARONTOP⚜⁀➴
New quest: Queue for and 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 the "𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙙" Group Dungeon.
⚜BETWIXT THE LEFT TWIX AND RIGHT TWIX WHO WOULD BE THE VICTOR IN GLORIOUS BATTLE... CURIOUS..⚜⁀➴
⚜WHY THE HELL NOT, I TOO SHALL HAIL STRIKE ON THE MOON, ☝️LOAD THE CANNONS⚜⁀➴
⚜M'LORD DO NOT DOUBT THERE WILL BE MANY A SWORD, A MANY, MANY "COOL" SPIN ATTACKS⚜⁀➴
⚜SO MANY BRAVE WARRIORS TAKING OATHS OF SLAYING THE TWIN MOONS, THY PREDICTS WE SHALL WITNESS THE SLICENING AND DICENING OF THE TWO AND WE WILL THEN HAVE MANY #MOONPARTICLES⚜⁀➴
⚜RISE AND SHINE, FELLOWSHIP!!! FOR IT IS TIME TO GET OUT THERE AND SIEZE THE DAY! FFOR THINE'S OWN SCHEDULE TODAY, EGGS AND OINK-BEAST SANDWHICH FOLLOWED BY HUNTING THAT DREADED SQUATCH-THING THAT HAS SQUATCH-SQUASHED THE FAE FOLKS HUMBLE LIVING BLOCKS. THIS KNIGHT DOES NOT STAND FOR SUCH CRUELTY AT SUCH A EARLY HOUR. #JUSTICEFORTHEGEEBLES⚜⁀➴
⚜PERHAPS THERES A SHRIVELED UP GEEBLE OR TWO, I SUPPOSE THERE ARE "RAISINS" PRESENT⚜⁀➴
⚜HARRRRK!!! IM MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY!!! (QUOTHE DRACULA FLOW IV)⚜⁀➴
-=[ ssir cool knight heydont forgetrbands will make her dance i heardd that once one timme x-)_☺]=-
⚜AY, M'LADY MOHDEM!!! AS THE WIZEST OF ALL ONCE STATED, "MORE MONEY, MORE PROBLEMS" BUT!!!! A "WENCH IS NOT ONE"!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! TIS THE CYCLED AND FATED #FISHINGFRIDAY ONCE MORE!!! THINES NOBLE TASK OF THIS NIGHT IS TO SLAY THE WICKED LAKE GILL-GULPER AND RETURN THE LAND TO THE NOBLE CENTAUR-FOLK WHO WISH TO WASH THEIR NOBLE HOOVES SAFELY ONCE MORE!!! TIS WILL BE THE #BIGGESTTROPHYCATCH, LET THOU FETCH HIS GOOD ROD⚜⁀➴
⚜OF COURSE GOOD, SIR!!! THY WILL MAKE GOOD ON THINES WORD AND BRING VICTORY TO OUR SPECIES!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜RUMP WILL BE SAVAGELY BEATEN BY MINE METAL FOOT, YES!!!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!! FOR GLORY!!⚜⁀➴
⚜JOYOUS FEAT!!! THOU HAS MISSED THE DREADED PLAGUE BY BEING OCCUPIED WITH REVIECING THE MOST SPARKLY AND FLUTTERY OF KISSES FROM DUNGEON FAIRIES WHO DARED TRY TO LEAD ME TO DOOM, BUT I BESTED THEM. WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!! AND A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!!! HUZZAH!!✨🧚⚜⁀➴
⚜THE DUCHESS OF THE WEBS SPEAKS TRUE, PLAGUED PRINCE!!! THEIR KISSES WERE ALLURING AND FEATHERY, BUT NOT SWEET AND FEATHERY ENOUGH TO SEND THEE TO THE HEAVENS!!! THEY ARE FOND OF ON THE SPOT SONNETRY.⚜⁀➴
⚜PERHAPS...NAY...IF THEY LINGER THUS...NO....UNLESS...⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Forthright! Knightly emprises be fore us!! I shall espy thee, shining (glittereing?✨️) brightly o'er yonder field, when we shall draw neir unto a wight wyrm with our moste noble arms DRAWN TOGETHER! Sparkleknight Egleche!═══>
⚜MISTRESS OF THE 8TH SIGHT HAS WITNESSED AND ACKNOWLEDGED MY ALLYSHIP OF THE JESTLY FEAIRY FOLK, HUZZAH!!!⚜⁀➴
Hey, I'm always interested in FLARP exploits! Sometimes I forget there's more classes than Petticoat Seagrifts and 8ristling 8on Vivants, haha!
⚜DOH!!! FOR ANOTHER FUMBLE BEFALLENS THEE, APOLOGIES, MARQUISE!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜AS PRESENT EVENTS UNFOLD, THY WAS OCCUPIED BY DUNGEON FAIRIES, AND THEIR WICKED MAGIKS OF COOS AND AWES TO TRICK ONE INTO FOLLOWING THEM TO CERTAIN DEATH!!!! THEE IS FINE THOUGH⚜⁀➴
⚜RAGING SKY BEAST FOLLOWING ME, RUNNING, RUNNING FAST AND LOUDLY, HEDE MINE PASSAGE O' MAIDENS OF WAR, LEST MINE BEHIND BE COOKED #AHHHH⚜⁀➴
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUOH RUN FAST!!!! DONT GYET STOMPED ON!!!
⚜FEAR NOT M'LADY!!!! DRAGONS DO NOT HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF MINE SKILLS OF SUBTERFUGE!!! MY BLADE IS READY AS THOU SEEKS REFUGE BEHIND A BOULDER, THIS BEAST SHALL BE SLAIN IN THOUS NAME, FOR FRAIMI OF SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜NEVERMIND. THY REQUIRES 4 EGGS. THIS SHALL SATIATE, HOPEFULLY. THY REALLY LIKES EGGS⚜⁀➴
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwow!! that’s a lot of eggs!! how do gyuu eat gyuurs?
⚜M'LADY FRAIMI!!!! GOOD LIGHT, MISTRESS OF THE SEA!!!! OH THEE HAVE ASKED THE MILLION CAEGAER QUESTION!!! THY DINES ON EGGS OF THE OVER-EASY AND HARDENED BOILED KIND!!!! AND THEE???? DOES THE PRINCESS ENJOY EGGS IN LIGHT AS WELL?⚜⁀➴
(◕ ᴥ ◕) can i be honest… i’ve gunever eaten egg before… fraimi always gets pecked by the ptarmigans before i can gyet one… BUT now that im gunear grocery stores i guwill try gyuur egg style!!!
⚜HARK!!!!!!!! M'LADY THEE HAS NEVER DINED ON AN EGG???? PREPOSTEROUS FOR A WOMAN OF THEE LIKENESS TO GO SO LONG WITHOUT THE DELICIOUSNESS OF YOLK!! BUT ALAS, THOU HASN'T EVER HAD THE TASTE OF A PALE-GROUSE BEFORE!! TAKE HEAD IN NOT COOKING IT TOO LONG!! FOR THE MOST DELECTABLE PART IS THE YOLKY CENTER!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜GOOD LIGHT DEAR FELLOWSHIP!!!! TIS TIME TO "MEAL THE HELL DOWN" AND START THIS DAY, 3 EGGS. MAYBE MORE. REMEMBRETH TO EAT A MEASURABLE EATE, ALL YE FOLK!!! #EGGS⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Verily, good fellow sir knyghte! I shall regale this day with a repast of pygementenbeaste (roasted over thines fyre) and a trencher of lentils (fryed). 'Tis a chalenge to dine through mine helme, but in good fayth we shall endure! Huzzah!═══>
⚜HUZZAH BROTHER!!!! THE MASK OF IRON PROVES DIFFICULT FOR ALL MANNERS BESIDES ARDUOUS COMBAT!!! HOHO!!!! BUT A MAN OF THE HELM ALWAYS PRECEVIERS!!!! STAY STRONG AND EAT WELL, FOR DOTH HAS A DUTY TO THE LAND AND SWORD!!!!!!!!!! #FRYEDLENTILFUELEDDUEL⚜⁀➴
⚜HUZZAH!!!! *JOYFUL CLANKINGS OF THE IRON BREAST*⚜⁀➴
⚜AND YES, THOU HAS HAD A SPLENDID BREAKFAST TO ENSURE THIS #HASHBROWN⚜⁀➴
⚜THEE DOES NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR #FISHINGFRIDAY , TODAY IS #FATALEFRIDAY, LET TODAY'S HUNT REWARD WITH GLORIOUS BOUNTY!!!! AS THY "FATALLY" WOUNDS MINE ENEMIES AND COLLECTS RICHES FROM THEIR POCKETS AND OR FIRE-MAKING BELLIES⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! IN THINES RESTLESSNESS THE THIEF CALLED FORGETFULNESS CAUSED A SLIP OF TIME!!! THE TRAVAYLE HAD EARLIER MY THY WERY, BUT HERE!!! BEAR WITNESS TO MY VICTORY OF THE DAY!!! HUZZAH!!! #WIN #gore https://i.ibb.co/mCm4Jmtm/knight-win.gif⚜⁀➴
IncreXible work mine frienX! \ You Xo our kinX honor, sir! \
-=[ AWESOM E !! ! !! ! !! ! ! ! !!!! ! ! !!! ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶_☺]=-
⚜YESSSS!!!! VERY AWESOME INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/3lzp04EYyj8AAAAC/my-honest-reaction-reaction.gif⚜⁀➴
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWOW! guwhat an EPIC GUWIN!!!! GYUUZAHHH!!!
⚜ARGH!!!!!! THIS BEAST WISHES TO CONFINE THEE TO ITS 2ND DIGESTION CHAMBER!!!!!!! IT LEAVES THEE WITH NO CHOICE!!!! "I THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KILL THIS GUY, STEVEN"⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! CURRENTLY POSTING WITHIN THE FIRST BELLY OF A MULTI-SEGMENTED GROUND CRAWLER, TWAS NOT EXPECTING MY DAY TO GO THIS WAY #FLARPPROBLEMS⚜⁀➴
⚜FEAR NOT M'LADY!!! FOR TUMMY ACID HAS BARELY BRITTLED THINES ARMOR!!! TUMMIES ARE WEAK AGAINST BLADES OF MIGHTY LADS⚜⁀➴
⚜HA, HA!!!!!!! IF THINE WAS IN THE 3RD BELLY WE WOULD BE IN A PANIC!!! THIS FIRST BELLY HAS NOTHING ON THY EPIC WILL!!!!!!!!!! #WEAKSTOMACHVS1000IRONPUNCHES⚜⁀➴
⚜THE SHACKLES OF INTENSTINES WILL NOT BREAK THINE'S STRIDE, M'LORD!!!! TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR PRAYERS SHALL BE MET TWICE OVER!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜TIS MY LAST OPTION, IF THOU CAN FREE THIS BEAST FROM THE TASTE OF MINE MIGHTY BLADE I SHALL!!!!!!!!! BUT THIS WRETCHED WORM!!!!!!!!!! FOR THINES MUSCULAR BODY PROVIDES NEEDED NUTRIENTS SUCH AS #PROTIEN Y' #IRON !!!!!! MY BLADE HUNGERS, BROTHER!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜THE PRINCESS SAYS IT SO THY MUST MAKE IT SO!!!!!!!! IN HER HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜TIS QUITE LATE!!! THINE HAS JUST CLEANED UP FROM AN EPIC BOUT WITH A RAGING SKY-BEAST, A FIGHT WORTHY OF A DELICIOUS LATE-NIGHT SNACK!!! WITNESS THINES RAMPAGE IN CLIP FORM!!! #TOTALLYCOOLKNIGHTTHINGS https://i.ibb.co/RkD21Y3t/IMG-7301.png https://i.ibb.co/vxMmHKSh/IMG-7300.jpg⚜⁀➴
⚜CURIOUSITIES COMING FROM THE MYSTERIOUS CONFESSION BOX!!! HARK!! THOU CAN CONFESS PROUDLY!!! THOUS NEVER ENJOYED A GRUB DOG BECAUSE WHEN THOU WAS BUT A WORMLING, THEIR PHALLIC NATURE EARNED THEM THE COLLOQUIAL TERM "GAY AS HELL" BY THE HIVEBATCH PUPATING WRIGGLERS.⚜⁀➴
⚜TIS NO JOKE, MY DEAR SIREN-BEAST, THINE ENVIES THOSE WHO HAVE GRUB-DOGS IN THEIR BELLIES⚜⁀➴
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