SIR "COOL" KNIGHT
@orgulousEgleche
♞REALM PROTECTOR ♞ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF FAIR MAIDENS ♞MY ARMOR ALWAYS SHINES ♞FLARP PLAYER
S s s ometimes I feel like I hhhaven't experienced life enoughhh to fully 'get' thhhis site and whhhat people talk about... hhhhhh (I AM AN ADULT I just. hhhaven't. done muchhh. in my life. hhh.)
⚜HERE HERE!!! THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR THOU TO BEGIN AN EPIC QUEST, SIMPLY CHOOSE A DIRECTION!!! THEN MARCH FORWARD!!!⚜⁀➴
I Can't Fish. This Is Bullshit.
⚜DOES DOTH HAVE THE ABILITY TO WEILD A LARGE, POINTY STICK?⚜⁀➴
⚜#FISHINGFRIDAY AND #FRIENDSHIPFRIDAY COLLIDING ON THE SAME CYCLE, HARK!!! A FRIENDLY CONTEST OF FISHING!!! WITH A DESERVED FEAST OF ROASTED GILLED AQUATIC LIFE PAIRED WITH WEDGED TUBERS!!! HUZZAH!!!⚜⁀➴
ok i fOrgEt what which frIdAy this was but i bUIlt this thing. im AboUt to lOAd it up with bombs and lEvEl a fUckIn dUngeOn. happy frIdAy AssholEs. https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/Trebuchet-catapult-medieval-siege-engine-Chateau-Castelnaud-Castle-Perigord-France.jpg
⚜YES!!!! CATAPOULT FRIDAY!!! THE INGENUITY MARVELS THINE⚜⁀➴
How d1d 1t feel when 1 bended scalebeast to my w1ll? 1t was one of the scar1est th1ngs 1've ever done bend1ng the w1ll of Redglare's lusus....1t wasn't as scary as bend1ng a serpent's w1ll 1n my homeland that lusus 1s another story....
hope the spores kill me while exploring abandoned hives, , ,
⚜NAY!!! PROCURE A SPORE REPELLING TONIC SO AS TO CONTINUE THOUS JOURNEY!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜UPDATE: https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/fried.png?v=1776449025137⚜⁀➴
Please stand, my knight, for whom else shall defend us•
Though the flames of thine enemies scorch your body your armor remains intact and resilient. This is a reflection of not only the pumper, but of the spirit. Mine knight, raise if you would,for your sworn promise to the code demands it now and forever•
⚜THE SWORN CODE TO PROTECT AND SHIELD THE WEAK AND TO HONOR THE WORTHY!!! THE FLAMES OF JUSTICE THAT CONSUME THINE GLORIFIED THUMPER FUEL THE LIGHT THAT GUIDES THY BLADE!! THOU SPEAKS SPIRITFULLY, M'LORD!!! THIS ARMOR SHALL BE THOUS SAFETY, FOREVER!!!⚜⁀➴
c< aigHt, i gOtta Head Out 4 NOw, tHOse plaNts are ONly gONNa grOw larger if i dONt cut eM dOwN >c
⚜MAKE HASTE AND LET THOUS BATTLE BE SIKER, MAKE BACK WHOLE!!!!! HUZZAH!!⚜⁀➴
^hey guys just checked the future again and youre not gonna believe what i saw>
⚜HARK!!! THE SEER DELIVERS A VISION!!! PRAY TELL?⚜⁀➴
You can eat your problems 99% of the time.
⚜FEASTING ON THE SLAYED BEAST IS PART OF THE REWARD, TIS SOOTH⚜⁀➴
aint nothing provoke absolute biblical amounts of rage like a bad auditory stim
⚜SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOUS FOOLISHNESS BIASED BY TRADITIONAL GENDERED COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT DESERVE FORGIVENESS OR A SECOND THOUGHT M'LORD⚜⁀➴
nooooo its okay twin u did nothin wrong i prommy
⚜LADY LUCK HAS GRACED THEE AND THY BOTH TODAY LADY WEAPONSMITH, PERHAPS IF WE GROVEL AND ADMONISH OURSELVES THROUGH JOUST, SIR ROX SHALL FORGIVE OUR BLUNDER?⚜⁀➴
⚜NO, M'LORD, A MAN OF THE SHIELD MUST REMEDY HIS SLIPS, I MUST GO, MARK MY RETURN, THOU SHALL BE MET BY BOUNTY...AND GOODIES...LET THIS BE VOWED. #KNIGHTSHONOR⚜⁀➴
There is a knight about... \ the opposite partner to my kXay! \ Hark! /
⚜HARK!!! BROTHER OF THE BLADE I GREET THEE WELL!!!⚜⁀➴
Hail anX well met sir! \ Though our blaXes may be Xifferent may they not meet without worthy cause. \
⚜THE FATES OF TIME HAVE THEE AND I ON PARTING PATHS BUT DO NOT DOUBT THE CHANCE OF OUR BLADES BATTLING SIDE BY SIDE ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
Anyone wanna share something they're haꫂ❁ꫂ❁y about today? <:) ❣︎
⚜THE MARKET HADDE A SALE OF CHEESE AND CURED MEATS, THY FEELS LIKE A LOTTERY WINNER⚜⁀➴
⚜THOU IS RIGHT, FOR THE BOUNTY!!! DRIKINGE TILL THE TABLE SHIFTS HUE!!!⚜⁀➴