SIR "COOL" KNIGHT
@orgulousEgleche
♞REALM PROTECTOR ♞ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF FAIR MAIDENS ♞MY ARMOR ALWAYS SHINES ♞FLARP PLAYER
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS EARNED A FAJITA
⚜HUZZAH!!!!! SIZZLE ON, BROTHER!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜ARGH!!! RESTLESS THIS LIGHT!!! PERHAPS THOU SHALL FORAGE WHILE THE LIGHT IS YOUNG!!!! NOW, WOTETH ANY WIGHT HOW TO IDENTIFY POISONOUS MORELS AND INSECTS⚜⁀➴
⚜HAHA THY KNOWS THIS TECHNIQUE WELL, IT HAS FAIRED ME WELL AND NOT SO WELL, EACH CAN BE TRIED ATLEAST ONCE⚜⁀➴
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⚜I TOO MISSED THE ROWDY CRIES OF THE CYBER SIREN PRINCESS!!! HEAVENS GRACE THEE, PRINCESS CHCHOW!!!!⚜⁀➴
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⚜AYE!!!!! THY WAS TASKED BY NOBLE BLOOD FAIR TREACHEROUS LANDS, AND MAKE BEST OF FAE TEMPTRESSES AND OBTAIN MYTHICAL BOOTY (THE TREASURY, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE RUMPUS). AND OH DID THEY TEMPT, BUT NAY!!!! I SAID!!!! FOR THE PRINCESS EXPECTS ME ONLINE POST HASTE!!!!⚜⁀➴
xx_EEEEEEK!!!!_DATZ_SO_ROMANTIC!!!!!_xx
⚜FAH HAH!!!! TIS BUT THE DUTY OF A KNIGHT TO ATTEND TO THE WHIMS OF THE PRINCESS FOREMOST!!! EVEN WITH BLOODIED ARMOR #WARRIORPROBLEMS⚜⁀➴
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...hey which moon are we slicing and dicing? both of em or just fuck one of them in particular...
⚜WHY THE HELL NOT, I TOO SHALL HAIL STRIKE ON THE MOON, ☝️LOAD THE CANNONS⚜⁀➴
Sword!
⚜M'LORD DO NOT DOUBT THERE WILL BE MANY A SWORD, A MANY, MANY "COOL" SPIN ATTACKS⚜⁀➴
Neigh.
⚜*whisper*harrrkkk!!!! thee noble hay-eater!!!!⚜⁀➴
Neigh....
Neigh..!!!!
⚜RISE AND SHINE, FELLOWSHIP!!! FOR IT IS TIME TO GET OUT THERE AND SIEZE THE DAY! FFOR THINE'S OWN SCHEDULE TODAY, EGGS AND OINK-BEAST SANDWHICH FOLLOWED BY HUNTING THAT DREADED SQUATCH-THING THAT HAS SQUATCH-SQUASHED THE FAE FOLKS HUMBLE LIVING BLOCKS. THIS KNIGHT DOES NOT STAND FOR SUCH CRUELTY AT SUCH A EARLY HOUR. #JUSTICEFORTHEGEEBLES⚜⁀➴
Raisin.
No raisins? :(
⚜PERHAPS THERES A SHRIVELED UP GEEBLE OR TWO, I SUPPOSE THERE ARE "RAISINS" PRESENT⚜⁀➴
⚜HARRRRK!!! IM MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY!!! (QUOTHE DRACULA FLOW IV)⚜⁀➴
-=[ ssir cool knight heydont forgetrbands will make her dance i heardd that once one timme x-)_☺]=-
⚜AY, M'LADY MOHDEM!!! AS THE WIZEST OF ALL ONCE STATED, "MORE MONEY, MORE PROBLEMS" BUT!!!! A "WENCH IS NOT ONE"!!!!⚜⁀➴
#IShoudLikeMorePosts #ButIEnjoyBeingMysterious
⚜#THENOBLETAGGERISSHROUDEDINMYSTERY⚜⁀➴
⚜HARK!!! TIS THE CYCLED AND FATED #FISHINGFRIDAY ONCE MORE!!! THINES NOBLE TASK OF THIS NIGHT IS TO SLAY THE WICKED LAKE GILL-GULPER AND RETURN THE LAND TO THE NOBLE CENTAUR-FOLK WHO WISH TO WASH THEIR NOBLE HOOVES SAFELY ONCE MORE!!! TIS WILL BE THE #BIGGESTTROPHYCATCH, LET THOU FETCH HIS GOOD ROD⚜⁀➴
Kick some ass, ye honorable knight
⚜RUMP WILL BE SAVAGELY BEATEN BY MINE METAL FOOT, YES!!!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!! FOR GLORY!!⚜⁀➴
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⚜FOR EVERY PURR-FECT FOLD SHOULD BE A PET OF EQUAL PURR-FECTION!!!! HARK!!⚜⁀➴