What if we were kissing in a Mystery Spot and we were both tilted sideways~?
So be it~! I will bare it all in this duel of passion~. For I am willing to do whatever it takes to seize dominance~! Hyah~~~! How do you like this halberd~?~!
⚜OHHAHAHA-HAA!! THY NEVER FALLS WILLINGLY, THE BEND OF THE KNEE SHALL BE THOUS PLACE THIS LIGHT!!! QUITE NICE ACTUALLY, AND WHAT OF THE TASTE OF THIS BROADSWORD!!!???⚜⁀➴
"oh how 1 w1sh 1 could"
Ha~ha~! Nice blade~! It tastes of blood, sweat, and chivalric ex~ertion~~~~! Though your sword may be broad, we shall see if it can stand up to the sheer reach of my polearm's shaft~! It will not be easy to penetrate my defenses~.
I see why that would prevent you from standing sideways~. Not the worst position for kissing, though~.
"object1vely, you are correct” “alas my l1ps were scorched off” “and pretty much everyth1ng else” “#mynoth1ng”"
That is perhaps the saddest thing I have ever heard~. My condolences, old chap~.