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THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS EARNED A FAJITA
⛧highbloods love me the way im short enough to be adorable but spikey enough to be a threat.⛧
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xx_WROWWWW_BLOODIED_ARMOR......._VERY_HAWT!!!!_princess_approved_xx
xx_EEEEEEK!!!!_DATZ_SO_ROMANTIC!!!!!_xx
xx_EEK_HAIIII_HAIIIIIIIIIIII_ZOMG_ITS_SOOOOO_GUD_TO_SEE_U_BACK!!!!!_dew_anyfing_kewl_while_u_were_away?_xx
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✐ᝰ My bo staff #mybostaff has gotten me through so much. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Especially that time some guy ripped off my arm while we were flarping and I had to bludegon him to death with it. ᝰᝰ
Neigh.
Kick some ass, ye honorable knight
Marquise, thank you very much! :::;)
The fairies were trying to lead him to his doom. With kisses. And guile. 8ut he friendzoned them and lived.
▬▬[══Hear ye! We shall assail this domicile of wickedness at eventide, mine brother! Let their felonious deeds no more escape our sight! Too many indignities hath been laid upon the honours of thy steel!! EN GUARD!!!!═══>
▬▬[══Dearest brother, 'tis naught writen in the stars that we sall engage in battale! I shall amuse thyself in fields of grene and make merie in battales of slain draconys with ye, knyghtly and linked prong in prong in our armorment. Bound by the bondys of oure duties of sworne valor, even if thou hast not set forthe in a true chivalrous queste yet (😭😭). But I have it nowe, for I am of true knighthoode, that ye hast muche yet to lerne. I shall teache ye, one night. What it is to be of true chivalry!═══>
▬▬[══Verily, good fellow sir knyghte! I shall regale this day with a repast of pygementenbeaste (roasted over thines fyre) and a trencher of lentils (fryed). 'Tis a chalenge to dine through mine helme, but in good fayth we shall endure! Huzzah!═══>
◌ “Identity cannot be found or fabricated but emerges from within when one has the courage to let go." #Transrights. ⧂
i dont. care. about your. man tits. go. weave a. basket.
▬▬[══Cease digging in thy wastechute, hatchmate. #nsfw═══>
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu are right sir knight… i guwill take gyuur advice to guehem mine heart!!!
Gang, I think I imagined too hard. https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/ff2.jpg #fishingfriday
'm gonna cry ev'ryone supports m'yearnin'.... ;-;
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gusomeone asked guwhat fraimi’s type guwas… GUHERE ARE MY REQUIREMENTS!!! (๑> ᴥ <๑) gyuu must be. PRINCELY! gyuu must be. BEAUTIFUL! and gyuu must be. TALL! and guof course nice to me and bold!! but i am toooo gubusy for quadrants (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)
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VERILY SO MY GOOX MAN! / / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / /
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BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! send chitt
D --> Thank you, it keeps the pan sharp and the tongue silver plated
D --> Stretch, reach and swivel D --> Partake in poetry, Discard the drivel D --> Folded muscles, grooved like pan D --> Approaching tussles, of man to man
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Vrye - talks - like - you - do - He's - a knight >
PEOPLE TELL ME I'M OLD FASHIONED. THAT I HAVE. BACKWARDS VIEWS. BELIEVE IN. REGRESSIVE STEREOTYPES. BuT IF A WOMAN ISN'T WILLING TO TuRN INTO A GIANT COSMIC SERPENT. HEINOuSLY INTERLINKED. IN GALAXY-SPANNING BRuTAL WARFARE. WHERE THE LOSER SuBS FuCKING STuPIDLY. AND LAYS AN EGG. BEARING A WINGLESS CHuDLET CHILD. IS SHE REALLY WORTH ANYTHING AT ALL? I WANT A HIGH VALuE PARTNER LIKE THAT. NOT SOME POSER WHO WALKS AROuND ON PRETEND GIANT LANDSCAPES. AND TRICKS ME uSING CAMERA ANGLES. AND LOW ANGLE POV SHOTS. I WANT A WINNER. FOR A WINNER. LIKE ME.
#favoritewomen https://i.ibb.co/LDhxpMSq/cher-poster.png
Please stand, my knight, for whom else shall defend us•
I find daggers to have an interesting history that has become muddled into turning this weapon into the "theif" weapon. Daggers are intentionally made to pierce armor and do vital damage to the pumper or other organs. I say listen to your curios and have a go at it at least once•
"= two daggers ="
You can eat your problems 99% of the time.
Not sure about the Violence, but I like your Attitude!
alwayss fond of a dagger. sswordss are definitely cool and powerful but they're weighty. daggerss are ussually balanced and agile, eassy to conceal. pluss they look jusst ass nice for decor
oh. okay. i think im ¢aught up on thing$. i under$tand why today wa$ "keep benjin off hi$ hu$kpalm" time i$opod. http$://i.ytimg.¢om/vi/jfnHQPkta-Q/maxre$default.jpg
I am proud to announce there has officially been a decrease in bazooka related violence towards the elderly.
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ᐖ EPIᑈSAUᑈE MOAR SWORᐖZ NAOW ᐛ
do both dude... dagger for ur offhand... sword for the main show... best of both worlds
c< bOtH are gOOd, but i carry a scytHe, sO i guess iM partial 2 tHe swOrds >c
Um... 've got no experience with either of those but daggers 'r cool...!
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ᐖ EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEHEE OKAY SO UM OKAY SO SO OKAY LIEK OBVIOUSLY IT ᐖEPENᐖS ON PERSONAL PREFERENᑈE THERES NO OBJEᑈTIVE BEST ONE ᐖAGGERS HAVE THEIR PLAᑈE ᐖAGGERS R KEWL ᐖAGGERS LET U GET SO UP ᑈLOSE AN PERSONAL IN A FITE ANᐖ THEYRE RLY GOOᐖ FOR HITTING XAᑈTLY WHERE U WANT THA BLAᐖE 2 GO BUT SWORᐖS EHEHEHEH LIEK SWORᐖS OKAYE SWORᐖS HAVE SOOOOO MUᑈH VARIETY SWORᐖS ᑈAN BE FOR SLASHING OR PIERᑈING THEY ᑈAN BE TWO HANᐖEᐖ OR ONE THEYRE MORE FLEXIBLE THAN PPL THINK THEY ᑈOME IN SO MANY ᐖIFFERENT SHAPEZ.............U ᑈULᐖ BE A BLAᑈKSMITH WHO *ONLY* MAKEZ SWORᐖS ANᐖ NEVER RUN OUT OF THINGZ 2 MAKE SO LIKE SWORᐖS R SOOOO ᑈOOL ESPEᑈIALLY WHEN THEYRE BIG AS FUUUUUUUᑈK ᐖONT FOMO IT SWORᐖS 4 LYFE OKAY I PROMMY ᐛ
So, what is it we do on Friendship FRIDAY? Just celebrate people being FRIENDS? Am I doing it RIGHT? #friendshipfriday
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K--<"bruh i am nOot pOosting that shit" OK THEN I WILL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #FUCKUPAHIGHBLOODFRIDAY https://file.garden/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/folded2.png
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✿ IM no chicken BRAH IMMA GO but im more like da court jesta or liek the court clowns bard i can jangle some tunes
You got it sir
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Go+ make o+ut with a buff lady knight yo+u beautiful beautiful man.