♦ pitied by @orgulousEgleche
[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] D1D Y0U KN0W? H3L95M4N 15 4 V0LUN74RY 9051710N! Y35, 3V3RY 51N6L3 H3L95M4N Y0U M337 15 JU57 4N07H3R 600D 7R0LL WH0 W15H35 70 D0 7H31R 94R7 F0R 83F0RU5! D1D Y0U KN0W? 4NY C4573 C4N 83C0M3 4 H3L95M4N, 8U7 0NLY 60LD8L00D5 H4V3 7H3 N3C3554RY 9510N1C5 70 83C0M3 3L3C7R1C14N H3L95M3N 4ND K339 7H3 90W3R 6R1D L17! D1D Y0U KN0W? 1 4M 50 H499Y 70 83 4 60LD8L00D! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]
✐ᝰ My bo staff #mybostaff has gotten me through so much. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Especially that time some guy ripped off my arm while we were flarping and I had to bludegon him to death with it. ᝰᝰ
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▬▬[══Whan thou dost thinke thou art engaged in strife with a foul dragon of mighty maw, yet in verily 'tis but a yong wight, a littel wyrm, that doth tende the "treasurie" at thine owne dearest tavern hole for nutrients. And they attempt kicking thou out, because thou art "talking nonsense again". 😭😭═══>
▬▬[══Hear me, brother whom art thou sole equal! Mine deeds of benevolence and chivalrous goode works, shall not be confined unto frivolous dalliances! Mine helm, forged of sturdy AUTHENTIQUE iron, is securely fastened with the finest twine cordage, mine carrybeast is of thee noblest hoofe, and mine esquire is besyde in gentle bearing and mostene useful of pledge. Fie upon the whimsy of pseudo-knighthood and true knighthood! Though they issue from the same hatch cycle, they are not of one and the same clutch!═══>
▬▬[══Flarp doth deride the noble order of true and honest knighthood. This is no jest! 'Tis a serious matter! All factes, nought of fable.═══>
▬▬[══Verily, good fellow sir knyghte! I shall regale this day with a repast of pygementenbeaste (roasted over thines fyre) and a trencher of lentils (fryed). 'Tis a chalenge to dine through mine helme, but in good fayth we shall endure! Huzzah!═══>
Sometimes I want t' be like a pretty princess or somethin'...
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Okay I am going to ꫂ❁athetic ꫂ❁ost on here, so anyone who has any amount of resꫂ❁ect for me ꫂ❁lease look away. It has been too long since I've been on a date ❣︎
I overslept - nono nono- im going to die - im going to - get - everyone - killed --
,,,$orry,,,my bad,,,that po$t WAS a little vague,,,let me,,,be more clear,,, ,,,fuck mo$t of you,,,
-^▽nexpectedly, I will not be going to the next fight night.^-
Not sure about the Violence, but I like your Attitude!
i fuckin wish not that i dislike my rat life, rats are basically bugs. actually yeah im a bug sure
✿ why is everyone hanging out widout da glurp
1 cant f1nd my spear or lance