♦ pitied by @orgulousEgleche


I REA//Y WANT TO PUT TOGETHER A F/ARPING GROUP RERAAARRGH >8{ #F/ARP #RPG #FUNGAMEIWANTTOP/AY
S⧃METIMES THE M⧃UNTAIN SEES TR⧃LLS WH⧃ L⧃⧃K LIKE TR⧃LLS HE KN⧃WS AND HE IS N⧃T AB⧃UT T⧃ RATI⧃NALIZE THAT
✐ᝰ My bo staff #mybostaff has gotten me through so much. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Especially that time some guy ripped off my arm while we were flarping and I had to bludegon him to death with it. ᝰᝰ
.eromyna ton erac I .revetahW .eruS ...uoY .I
▬▬[══Whan thou dost thinke thou art engaged in strife with a foul dragon of mighty maw, yet in verily 'tis but a yong wight, a littel wyrm, that doth tende the "treasurie" at thine owne dearest tavern hole for nutrients. And they attempt kicking thou out, because thou art "talking nonsense again". 😭😭═══>
▬▬[══Hear me, brother whom art thou sole equal! Mine deeds of benevolence and chivalrous goode works, shall not be confined unto frivolous dalliances! Mine helm, forged of sturdy AUTHENTIQUE iron, is securely fastened with the finest twine cordage, mine carrybeast is of thee noblest hoofe, and mine esquire is besyde in gentle bearing and mostene useful of pledge. Fie upon the whimsy of pseudo-knighthood and true knighthood! Though they issue from the same hatch cycle, they are not of one and the same clutch!═══>
▬▬[══Flarp doth deride the noble order of true and honest knighthood. This is no jest! 'Tis a serious matter! All factes, nought of fable.═══>
▬▬[══Verily, good fellow sir knyghte! I shall regale this day with a repast of pygementenbeaste (roasted over thines fyre) and a trencher of lentils (fryed). 'Tis a chalenge to dine through mine helme, but in good fayth we shall endure! Huzzah!═══>
Sometimes I want t' be like a pretty princess or somethin'...

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Okay I am going to ꫂ❁athetic ꫂ❁ost on here, so anyone who has any amount of resꫂ❁ect for me ꫂ❁lease look away. It has been too long since I've been on a date ❣︎
,,,$orry,,,my bad,,,that po$t WAS a little vague,,,let me,,,be more clear,,, ,,,fuck mo$t of you,,,
-^▽nexpectedly, I will not be going to the next fight night.^-
i fuckin wish not that i dislike my rat life, rats are basically bugs. actually yeah im a bug sure

1 cant f1nd my spear or lance








