▬▬[══Flarp doth deride the noble order of true and honest knighthood. This is no jest! 'Tis a serious matter! All factes, nought of fable.═══>
⚜THOU MUST DISAGREE BROTHER!!!! THE KNIGHTHOOD OF NOBILITY IS AN ART THEE AND THY MUST PRESERVE!!!! ONE CANNOT SIMPLY GAIN ARMOR OF HIGH RANK AND FORGED BY HARDENED HANDS WITH EASE IN THESE TIMES OF FABRICATION MACHINARY!!! WE MOTEN LEADE BY ENSAMPLE!!!! AND LEREN OUR WAYS!!! FLARP KEEPETH THE BLADE SHARP AND THE MIND READY, FOR THE TIME OF IRON SHALL RISE AGAIN!!! #KNIGHTSLIVEON⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Hear me, brother whom art thou sole equal! Mine deeds of benevolence and chivalrous goode works, shall not be confined unto frivolous dalliances! Mine helm, forged of sturdy AUTHENTIQUE iron, is securely fastened with the finest twine cordage, mine carrybeast is of thee noblest hoofe, and mine esquire is besyde in gentle bearing and mostene useful of pledge. Fie upon the whimsy of pseudo-knighthood and true knighthood! Though they issue from the same hatch cycle, they are not of one and the same clutch!═══>
⚜BROTHER IF THOU SHALL EVER FIND IT IN THOUS HARDNED AND CHIVALROUS BLOODNED-THUMPER, MAKETH TYME TO COLLECT BOUNTY AND HONE THINES SKILLS IN DUNGEON BATTLE! TIS NOT OF DALLYING HERE, NO NO! OF TWO SISTERS ONE IS MOST STEADEFAST IN HER HONOR! BUT ONE SHANT SQUIRM AND TREMBLE IN IRON HUSK AT HER YOUNGER, FLIGHTY AND PLAYFUL SIBLING!!! PLAY DOTH NOT STEAL FROM OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!! TIS NOT OF BEARING STRENGTH!!! IF THEE HAS A CHANGE OF KNOWLEDGE SPONGE PLEASE SEEK THOU IN THE FIELDS OF RAMPAGING BEASTS AND FALLEN MEN!!! FOR A NEW TRIAL BEGINS ANEW⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Dearest brother, 'tis naught writen in the stars that we sall engage in battale! I shall amuse thyself in fields of grene and make merie in battales of slain draconys with ye, knyghtly and linked prong in prong in our armorment. Bound by the bondys of oure duties of sworne valor, even if thou hast not set forthe in a true chivalrous queste yet (😭😭). But I have it nowe, for I am of true knighthoode, that ye hast muche yet to lerne. I shall teache ye, one night. What it is to be of true chivalry!═══>
⚜HO HO!!!! THOU DOUBTS MY WILL OF THE WAYS OF A TRUE ARMORED GUARDIAN!!! PERHAPS CHANCEE SHALL BRING THEE TO SEE THYS MANY TROPHIES OF JOURNEY OLD, ON BODY AND HELME!!! WE SHALL SEE WHO "SCHOOLS" THE OTHER IN BLOOD OF BEASTS AND OF TALE OF TRAVEL!!! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE BASED ON SHARED WORDS, FOR WE MAKE TRUE OF OUR WAYS THROUGH ACTION AND NOT OF TONGUE, DO WE NOT, BROTHER???? GO NOW!!!! SEEK MY CREST IN THE GREENERIE AND TELL ME ALL OF "TRUE CHIVALRY"!! HERE HERE!!!!⚜⁀➴