♦ pitied by @lightBright
i knoww wwhat you infernal landlubbin madcaps are thinkin our beloathed levviathan has been slackin wwe are turnin into starvvelins wwhen wwill dada feed us our daily dose a scaldin wwitticisms an brutal facts an logic wwell dont fret i may havve momentarily slowwed dowwn but that aint a bad thin cause it givves my rousin rabble more time to cook until its golden browwn in prole wwords ivve been busy touchin solid iron an cast steel my self improvvement journey has officially begun hide your fat bottomed jezebels https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ddce61dd939a.png (( credit to my oomfie @ratking-buffet on tumblr))
im an ectomorph stay mad that i can eat all the paradox mcmaggots in the wworld wwhile maintainin a size twwenty nine wwaist wwhile your saltless ass is forced to count energy units like a true fatcel
i need t/) st/)p talking t/) ppl wh/) 1(/)(/)% kill ppl, this is getting very strange and by the 17th rant ab/)ut friendship i pr/)b sh/)ulda ran tf away #vaguep/)st
Löst. Bëën stäbbëd by. Mäny wäÿs tö bëträy.
Y◯u ȺȺȺȺin'† liiiivin un†iil y◯uu §†Ⱥr† §iPPin yȺ ◯wn §lurry n §hi†
∙☾__☽ SHUT THE F̶UCK UP to cope???? i put mine in jarrs sometimes but I need some new slurrs f̶orr you jf̶c
∙☾__☽ i rref̶use to talk to someone drrinking theirr own slurrrry you got a job dude You can af̶f̶orrd not to do that????
∙☾__☽ ay yo i don't want slurrrry with my powerr ??!
i just visibly cringed
we were gonna go on a date but he fell tf asleep lmao. it’ll happen tho
you’re fine as fuck but i got a bf ill wait for him lmao
*Hssssst* {〷} we tthank you. tthe gainθ are few and difficultt. €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} when your planett iθ moθttly malnuttrittioned goldbloodθ tthe cake iθ few and far bettween. €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} can'tt θay i'm a good judge. don'tt θee people iftten. €〱 *paah*
Interesting.
#owned
B33 < im litterally about to nap bro B33 < im in bed B33 < sl33p is good fur you