i knoww wwhat you infernal landlubbin madcaps are thinkin our beloathed levviathan has been slackin wwe are turnin into starvvelins wwhen wwill dada feed us our daily dose a scaldin wwitticisms an brutal facts an logic wwell dont fret i may havve momentarily slowwed dowwn but that aint a bad thin cause it givves my rousin rabble more time to cook until its golden browwn in prole wwords ivve been busy touchin solid iron an cast steel my self improvvement journey has officially begun hide your fat bottomed jezebels https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ddce61dd939a.png (( credit to my oomfie @ratking-buffet on tumblr))
I mean. may8e. 8ut you're also the most emaciated looking good lord. like I don't like you 8ut I also don't think anypuppy should. live like that y'know
egads man they wwill not be able to tell wwhat evven fucking blind sided them evvery shred a chance they havve to avvoid the wway it is going to smack them upside their poor loww culture behinds is going to burn awway the jezebels wwill havve no choice but to kneel and submit i can tell ya that much
thanks eri i kneww youd understand the gruelin journey to reach the lovve tunnel wwhat lies betwween a fat jezebels thunder thighs is one that requires patience fortitude an most importantly enough determination to ram your alaskan bull wworm into the wweest crawwlwway no matter howw resistant
you knoww howw the old sayin goes the old port travvelers lingo feed the tide pool enough times and you wwill havve more crabs than you knoww wwhat to do wwith those fat bottomed girls wwill be beggin for your alaskan bull wworm if you keep up the persistence a the divvine and righteous eri as wwe are prone to do in all honesty scathing the path less burnt to both forge ahead in neww and glorious destruction and ensure none can trail behind us eatin our scraps like the parasites most a the land dwwellers are
one a my favvorite adages right up there wwith "wwomen are like tuna they can only swwim one wway"
No wvonder you vwere unable to best that clovwn.
So proud of you for taking steps to better yourself! <3