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MY HOUSES KEEP EITHER BEING BROKEN INTO BY LUDICROUS LIME BITCHES OR POSTING ON THE INTERNET OR PISSED IN. WHAT THE FUCK.
DO NOT PISS IN THE POTHOLES THAT DOES NOT FIX THEM!!!
Midnight City Update: I forgot.
Why is my new boss posting about dick sucking. #nsfw
STOP STEALING MY SHOELACES
you wouldnt download a bitch
debated on calling out for work for the hell if it but i probably shouldn't do that to my coworkers, they're good people back to working, regulars already starting to head in
I. I think im a little too high to consider this one....
Ah...it's always something, isn't it?
Whatdya mean concussions can't be solved with whiskey what kinda fuckin' doctor is are those he people be.
Miss Frieda will be so cross with me when I get home
Really weird lookin' at some of these accounts on here and thinkin' to myself "I'm dating that persons mom." #vagueposting
Don't trust @engineNoise as far as you can throw him. He was the Imposter THREE TIMES!
Detective Tip: Being a good detective does not make you good at Among Us.
B33 < efurryone loves big gummy candy beclaws it lets you live out the vital n33d to rip out a nyanimals throat with your t33th B33 < they are only held back by big tummy ache
YEAH. GOOD. YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT HAT.
crab giving birth fuck you fuck you
o jimmy buffet we really n i t now
I shall persevere. To draw on from something my good friend Phil said: There's no pickle this inspector can't handle!
My office ain't got no business lookin' like this. [Picture of Problem Sleuth's office with a bunch of rubber ducks completely covering the floor, desk, and sitting on his hat. He's looking into the camera tired and smoking a cigarette.] #gambyevent
Bein' tired means thinkin' of all the social faux pas you've ever made in your entire life and tryin' to not bang your head against the wall wonderin' what they hell you were thinkin' with some of those lines thought were slick at the time.
Pickle Inspector.
Why is the radio playing such pointed music? I need to call in to the station maybe. If I make requests for some Ellington maybe.
Mmm. I've been staring at this cork conspiracy board for a full hour without moving. I should probably go for a walk. Perhaps blink and drink water.
At the rate things are goin' I'm gonna to have to pick up odd jobs. But as it turns out the job market sucks in every universe.
u dont even want to guess how much HE came in with...... this is ALL he has left!!!! #JakeReport #TheCasino #RoxyReport #LostItAll #SomberlyGettingMassagedAbtIt https://i.ibb.co/CKn4d5Z6/IMG-9184.jpg
Oh Wonderful! My Life Is In The Hands Of 2 Idiots Then! Hm. Secondary Query- Does Anyone Know How To Die Faster? :)
Anyone Have Any Suggestions For Fun Things To Do When You Have- Hm Give Me Just A Moment To Check My Watch- 3 To 4 Business Days Left To Live? :)
Hmm.. I am worried about a. Hm. "Friend" I suppose is the only word for it- He may be under some duress. Sleuth is helping me out on this one, but I find myself distracted. He's um... Well I worry for him when he drinks a little too much, not as strong a tolerance as my own you see... I. I think about- I worry about him a lot. #substances
