Midnight City's Top Reporter
@eclecticJournalist
Getting all the inside scoop and such!
I can do it too! Photographer likes girls!
Gee, who could have guessed?
... Bit of a fork in silverware drawer situation there EC.
Having a best friend is nice but sometimes she'll be a little...blunt.
Because it's silly ! She told people I like men, okay? I am now realizing I might be overreacting. This wasn't much of a secret.
TH4T 1S TH3 MOST MUND4N3 S3CR3T 1 H4V3 3V3R H34RD 1 W4S K1ND OF HOP1NG FOR SOM3TH1NG MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG
DO NOT PISS IN THE POTHOLES THAT DOES NOT FIX THEM!!!
၄⋆၃ why would anyone think that pissing in the potholes would help question mark
I don't know I saw a guy out in the street pissing in a pothole and then when I looked at him horrified he smiled and gave me a thumbs up as though he was helping.
၄⋆၃ im horrified in publix question mark whipping it out in publix to piss in the pothole question mark
၄⋆၃ i dont murder however
Midnight City Update: Fix the potholes #fixthepotholes
Timid Photographer says to just take the roads that don't have potholes but those are very few and far between and if I did take them I would be late everywhere and I'd get lost!!!
I will do an article on the potholes. I'm so tired of them. I keep trying to ride my bike and then my bike goes in the potholes and I fall off my bike.
The potholes are still shitty @ midnight city mayor fix the god damn pot holes
Maybe something would get done if I were to be elected.
Midnight City Update: The potholes. They're so big. How did we get here.
I'm trying to buy some clothes but there's just soup.
What store are you at?
...Why are you looking for clothes at the soup store? Eh, whatever. Maybe you'll find a really big can you can wear.
Okay that would be pretty cool, actually. You could make one yourself with an old t-shirt and a marker
I found my hat! I had left it at a bar I was writing in, and the bartender kept it under the bar for me. The people of Midnight City are so kind!
Felt Manor Update courtesy of @aggresiveAxiom : A room full of counterfeit coins all with Lord English's face on them has been discovered in the Felt Manor basement! They all apparently look really shitty, so our reporter is now flicking them at the Felt's heads while they're looking away.
N0T MY FAULT THEIR HEADS ARE LIKE BIG GREEN TARGETS.
That’s YOU?!
Midnight City Update: I lost my hat.
Midnight City Update: I forgot.
HAS A MIDNIGHT CITY UPDATE FORGETS AND THE MEMORY GHOULS TAKE HIM AWAY FOR PUNISHMENT
Midnight City Update: I think I might be a homosexual.
Midnight City Update: Eggs has a jar of peanut butter for a hand? What?
Midnight City Update: There’s a big green blimp in the sky. People have been trying to throw rocks at it and missing.
I had quite the dream last night!
Ok8y, give me another reason why he posted it so tantalizingly to the mund8ne thinkpan?
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Why the taintchafing fuck would some8ody just say they had a dream without going into detail?
[ tsopeu94v oT ]
Then why did you ask him to ela8or8? Vagueposts are supposed to 8e,, yknow, VAGUE.
[ ...ti tuob4 9niw ym ffo te9 zeeJ ... wfsn# eb d'ti kniht 9nikcuf t'ndid I esu4ceB ]
Hahahahahahahaha I wasn't on you for it 8eing #nsfw. I was just on you for asking a dum8 question. Sorry for the confusi8n!!!!!!!!
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Sorry Top Reporter or wh8tever for t8king over your thread! Cert8in things had to 8e said, is all.
(Still hard though) #nsfw
Could always 8e harder! Coward.
Midnight City Update: I’m scared.
(Fuck I love big men)
