Midnight City&#x27;s Top Reporter

Felt Manor Update courtesy of @aggresiveAxiom : A room full of counterfeit coins all with Lord English's face on them has been discovered in the Felt Manor basement! They all apparently look really shitty, so our reporter is now flicking them at the Felt's heads while they're looking away.

@aggresiveAxiom

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

Young Maiden

@aggresiveAxiom[AA]

N0T MY FAULT THEIR HEADS ARE LIKE BIG GREEN TARGETS.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

03 | Trace

@tresTrace[TT]

That’s YOU?!

↩ @tresTrace[TT]

Young Maiden

@aggresiveAxiom[AA]

HAHAHA YEAH. THINK FAST.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @aggresiveAxiom[AA]

Sedulous Darling

@starlitDearheart[SD]

YES! KILL!

↩ @starlitDearheart[SD]

03 | Trace

@tresTrace[TT]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

1 day ago

Midnight City Update: I lost my hat.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

3 days ago

Midnight City Update: I forgot.

Kult: +29

Kull: +10

Total: 39

Ratio: 2.90

Brian

3 days ago

@badLuck[BL]

HAS A MIDNIGHT CITY UPDATE FORGETS AND THE MEMORY GHOULS TAKE HIM AWAY FOR PUNISHMENT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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3 days ago

Fuck…

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Midnight City Update: I think I might be a homosexual.

Kult: +25

Total: 25

Midnight City Update: Eggs has a jar of peanut butter for a hand? What?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Midnight City Update: There’s a big green blimp in the sky. People have been trying to throw rocks at it and missing.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

I had quite the dream last night!

Kult: +90

Kull: +75

Total: 165

Ratio: 1.20

Score!!!!!!!!

This user cannot help being a Scorpio.

Ok8y, give me another reason why he posted it so tantalizingly to the mund8ne thinkpan?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ariadnesGrip[AG]

[ ti s't4hT ??m4erD 4 d4h eh y4s tsuj ot ..wonk 9nikcuf t'nod I ]

Score!!!!!!!!

This user cannot help being a Scorpio.

Why the taintchafing fuck would some8ody just say they had a dream without going into detail?

↩ @ariadnesGrip[AG]

[ tsopeu94v oT ]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Score!!!!!!!!

This user cannot help being a Scorpio.

Then why did you ask him to ela8or8? Vagueposts are supposed to 8e,, yknow, VAGUE.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ariadnesGrip[AG]

[ ...ti tuob4 9niw ym ffo te9 zeeJ ... wfsn# eb d'ti kniht 9nikcuf t'ndid I esu4ceB ]

#nsfw

Score!!!!!!!!

This user cannot help being a Scorpio.

Hahahahahahahaha I wasn't on you for it 8eing #nsfw. I was just on you for asking a dum8 question. Sorry for the confusi8n!!!!!!!!

#nsfw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ariadnesGrip[AG]

[ sseu9 I ...wonk ot d4l9 ]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Score!!!!!!!!

This user cannot help being a Scorpio.

Sorry Top Reporter or wh8tever for t8king over your thread! Cert8in things had to 8e said, is all.

↩ @ariadnesGrip[AG]

It’s alright, miss.

(Still hard though) #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

bisexual

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Could always 8e harder! Coward.

#suggestive

Midnight City Update: I’m scared.

Kult: +14

Total: 14

(Fuck I love big men)

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Diamonds Droog

@debonairDevil[DD]

Better not be lusting after my HB.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Lots of big men here!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I am now in a gay bar.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Midnight City Update: Midnight Crew spotted in gay bar? Experts are saying “fork spotted in kitchen.”

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Midnight City Update: Is the universe made up of teeny tiny gangly detectives experiencing twink death? Find out in our new article.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

6 days ago

https://file.garden/YVf6d8ktiBxoiEne/Illustration29.png Trying out some local coffee! Though, coffee gives me a stomachache so I got a chai latte instead.

Kult: +25

Total: 25

6 days ago

Wheee!!! I'm flying!!!

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

6 days ago