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Midnight City's Top Reporter

@eclecticJournalist

Getting all the inside scoop and such!

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Having a best friend is nice but sometimes she'll be a little...blunt.

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1S TH4T NOT TH3 PO1NT ?

She keeps putting my secrets 'on blast'!

OH? WH4T K1ND OF S3CR3TS 1 4M TRY1NG TO G4UG3 SOM3TH1NG 1MPORT4NT H3R3

My...interests!

WHY 4R3 YOU B31NG V4GU3 L1K3 SH3 D1DN'T 4LR34DY BL4ST 1T 4ROUND?

Because it's silly ! She told people I like men, okay? I am now realizing I might be overreacting. This wasn't much of a secret.

Hello, Chittr.

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Hello TP!!

DO NOT PISS IN THE POTHOLES THAT DOES NOT FIX THEM!!!

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၄⋆၃ why would anyone think that pissing in the potholes would help question mark

I don't know I saw a guy out in the street pissing in a pothole and then when I looked at him horrified he smiled and gave me a thumbs up as though he was helping.

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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ im horrified in publix question mark whipping it out in publix to piss in the pothole question mark

Yeah it's just kinda like that in Midnight City.

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I'm trying to buy some clothes but there's just soup.

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@determinedSubversion[DS]

What store are you at?

The soup store...

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@determinedSubversion[DS]

...Why are you looking for clothes at the soup store? Eh, whatever. Maybe you'll find a really big can you can wear.

I thought they might have soup-themed shirts.

Midnight City Update: I forgot.

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HAS A MIDNIGHT CITY UPDATE FORGETS AND THE MEMORY GHOULS TAKE HIM AWAY FOR PUNISHMENT

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@badLuck[BL]

Fuck…

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I had quite the dream last night!

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@glaringThiefterror[GT]

[ nwo ym fo seno reporp d4h reven ..suoiruc yrev m'I ?m4erd eht s4w t4hW ]

Well, I was in a casino and all the lights were off except one, and I was playing a very intense game of strip poker. #nsfw

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Sorry Top Reporter or wh8tever for t8king over your thread! Cert8in things had to 8e said, is all.

It’s alright, miss.

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You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! We're off to a good day so far here in Midnight City, as there's been limited shootouts and we've got the @eclecticJournalist keeping us all up to date with the latest happenings. What's not to love? Up next we've got some music by the Incredible Jimmy Smith. Here's "The Cat" coming up now! Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

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Thank you so much for the shoutout! I love this city so much!

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@fondlyRegarding[FR]

But we loved with a love that was more than love— I and my Annabel Lee— With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven Coveted her and me. -Excerpt from Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Trolle #poetryposting

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Lovely!

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LIVING WITH A BUNCH 0F MIDDLE AGED FR0G MEN SUCKS. THE CL0SEST THING T0 A "FRIEND" I HAVE IS A WEIRD LITTLE MAN I TALK DRAMA WITH.

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I appreciate you too, Miss. :) <- that's me smiling!

Anybody know any "Hot Spots" in the city that are report-worthy?

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Hm! Uh, none you would be able to *leave* afterwards! I’m sure there’s plenty of stories out there in maybe less dangerous places?

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Oh, I can assure you I've managed to wiggle my way out of many tight spots! There's probably only a few people in this city that can keep me down.

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