Midnight City&#x27;s Top Reporter

Can't get any dang sleep because there's a palooka out there hollering about potholes like it's a surprise. If you can't swerve around 'em go buy a bicycle!

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

i am going to cry now

Ya weren't already?

Sorry I'm a bit annoyed. You need somewhere to dry off?

↩ @hystericalDame[HD]

i don't knoooooooow

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @hystericalDame[HD]

yes

Kult: +2

Total: 2

I'm in apartment 14, entrance is just up the street. I'll buzz ya in.

↩ @hystericalDame[HD]

thank you

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Guys i think i just hit someone with my sad excuse for a car. it's a really sad car. i don';t even know what model it is i know nothing about cars

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Snowman

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@blackestQuasar[BQ]

...When you need to locate your car, do you simply look for the most ramshackle jalopy in the general vicinity, put your key in the ignition, and hope it works?

↩ @blackestQuasar[BQ]

yeah kind of. if it doesn't work i just kick the steering wheel in

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I drank some of that brightly coloured stuff in Pickle Inspector's kline bottle. I couldn't get the liquid out so i smashed it on the ground and began suckling from the puddle like a dog.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Jiaxia Sylink

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Chalkbox's Favor

You have earned the Chalkbox's acknowledgement.

@singularityManifest[SM]

★re you doing ok★y m★n?

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

I Can Taste Colours Now

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Having a best friend is nice but sometimes she'll be a little...blunt.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

T3R3Z1 PYROP3

@tealDragoness[TD]

1S TH4T NOT TH3 PO1NT ?

↩ @tealDragoness[TD]

She keeps putting my secrets 'on blast'!

T3R3Z1 PYROP3

@tealDragoness[TD]

OH? WH4T K1ND OF S3CR3TS 1 4M TRY1NG TO G4UG3 SOM3TH1NG 1MPORT4NT H3R3

↩ @tealDragoness[TD]

My...interests!

T3R3Z1 PYROP3

@tealDragoness[TD]

WHY 4R3 YOU B31NG V4GU3 L1K3 SH3 D1DN'T 4LR34DY BL4ST 1T 4ROUND?

↩ @tealDragoness[TD]

No, it doesn't stand for 'Toilet Paper'

Because it's silly ! She told people I like men, okay? I am now realizing I might be overreacting. This wasn't much of a secret.

@timidPhotographer[TP]

Hello, Chittr.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Hello TP!!

DO NOT PISS IN THE POTHOLES THAT DOES NOT FIX THEM!!!

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Xennox Lunzet

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ why would anyone think that pissing in the potholes would help question mark

↩ @sardonicDaydreams[SD]

I don't know I saw a guy out in the street pissing in a pothole and then when I looked at him horrified he smiled and gave me a thumbs up as though he was helping.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Xennox Lunzet

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ im horrified in publix question mark whipping it out in publix to piss in the pothole question mark

↩ @sardonicDaydreams[SD]

Yeah it's just kinda like that in Midnight City.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

I'm trying to buy some clothes but there's just soup.

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Thomas Rochaa

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@determinedSubversion[DS]

What store are you at?

↩ @determinedSubversion[DS]

The soup store...

Thomas Rochaa

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@determinedSubversion[DS]

...Why are you looking for clothes at the soup store? Eh, whatever. Maybe you'll find a really big can you can wear.

↩ @determinedSubversion[DS]

I thought they might have soup-themed shirts.

Midnight City Update: I forgot.

Kult: +29

Kull: +10

Total: 39

Ratio: 2.90

Brian

@badLuck[BL]

HAS A MIDNIGHT CITY UPDATE FORGETS AND THE MEMORY GHOULS TAKE HIM AWAY FOR PUNISHMENT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @badLuck[BL]

Fuck…

Kult: +4

Total: 4

░░░▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓█████ - Sprite

I had quite the dream last night!

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

@glaringThiefterror[GT]

[ nwo ym fo seno reporp d4h reven ..suoiruc yrev m'I ?m4erd eht s4w t4hW ]

↩ @glaringThiefterror[GT]

Well, I was in a casino and all the lights were off except one, and I was playing a very intense game of strip poker. #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Vriska Serket

Score!!!!!!!!

This user cannot help being a Scorpio.

Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth

A badge for ceruleans that love to have lengthy conversations.

@ariadnesGrip[AG]

Sorry Top Reporter or wh8tever for t8king over your thread! Cert8in things had to 8e said, is all.

↩ @ariadnesGrip[AG]

It’s alright, miss.

K2E1 Midnight City Jazz

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

All Jazz, ALL Night

The K2E1 Midnight Jazz Station, only on 941.3, is available on Chittr thanks to listeners like you!

@midnightJazzfm[MJ]

You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! We're off to a good day so far here in Midnight City, as there's been limited shootouts and we've got the @eclecticJournalist keeping us all up to date with the latest happenings. What's not to love? Up next we've got some music by the Incredible Jimmy Smith. Here's "The Cat" coming up now! Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

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@eclecticJournalist

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Thank you so much for the shoutout! I love this city so much!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Pickle Inspector