Surreptitious Cabbie
@engineNoise
Prospitian. He/Him. Midnight City Taxi Service. Need a ride? Time's on your side.
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
Since when did our house know how to use a cellphone?????
OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THAT. THAT’S WHAT THE NEW RADIO ANTENNAS ON THE ROOF WERE FOR
၄⋆၃ exxuse me what question mark
I mean, the manor rearranges itself all the time. Who’s to say it can’t add things on?
The potholes are still shitty @ midnight city mayor fix the god damn pot holes
Maybe something would get done if I were to be elected.
Midnight City Update: Fix the potholes #fixthepotholes
Geeze louise finally found my damn phone again, was between some couch cushions imagine that huh? Anyways what did I miss?
Well, be on the lookout for having coins pelted at your skull!
A lot of familiar crap. The boss has a new favorite toy. I imagine he'll introduce himself whenever he gets tired of gambling.
@downcastDaylight still got your limbs attached?
Of course I do. They're very well attached.
Good to know. Well, if you ever need a ride SC's most likely got you covered.
Yep! That's my thing, thanks for the glowing recommendation Ma'am! :)
You're a gem, SC.
To which ever Pickle Inspector shot out my tires AND my windows. Count your days. I hope every time you get up from your stupid desk you hit your goddamn knees on the underside.
Fuck what was I ON last night...
Ghh maybe it's just 'cause I'm real tired after cleanin' a bunch of blood out of my car seats this afternoon but god I miss him... Sometimes when I'm just mindin' my own business and before I know it I'm thinkin' too hard about how his voice sounds and I gotta start thinking about literally anything else before I soak my goddamn slacks through. What's worse is when I *do* hear his voice- Only it's not really him, just different versions of him, and I gotta be real professional about it. Gotta smile and go "Yessir!" while on the inside I'm trying not to shiver, cry, moan, or hell all three at once. There's nights where I just think about how he clings to my shoulders when we uh... When we'd *Dance*, or the noises he'd make just for me- and I just gotta rub myself blind... I think I gotta log off and head to bed, fucksake... #nsfw
I think uh... There's a couple detectives that need to go back to rent-a-cop classes that are real sore about it...
Fuck cops.
>:/
The implication that I would do anything relating to cops is more of an insult than the intended put-down.
Felt among us night went great by the way :)
Detective Tip: You are about to be hit by a car.
Yay!
ah nuts bull penis cane we really in it now
Oh, the sweet embrace. Crushed under the wheels. G-Funk the last thing you ever hear.
-=[ HHHIT THE GAS_☺]=-
I can tank it.
Man I miss when everything was simple, just one Doc, normal average Felt highjinks... I miss my Boss...
Feel da same way. Wait, since when did we have our own cabbie? Not that I'm complainin', mind you...
Been around for a while actually sir! Though likely not for your timeline specifically
Tch. Wish you were now. It'd save a lot on gas...
Well boss if you ever need me gimmie a call! Engine's always hot for Felties- Specially for Seven's, my Boss or no
((Hi there. This is Cueball’s writer speaking. So, from everything I’ve heard it sounds like everything on the timeline started out as something planned out in a GC, and the purpose of [0u0] is to signify on both an OOC/Semi-IC level for Scratches to DNI. I’m not trying to call out anybody involved who planned this or helped, but in the future, I would very much like to know about these sorts of things before they suddenly happen all at once. In general while a lot of this HAS been entertaining, it’s also been more than a bit confusing and anxiety inducing, and in general I think set the timeline aflame too much when it could have been a lot more self contained and clear.
hey so like some of ya'll are being really cringe about the felt right now???? can we maybe stop blowing shit out of proportion for like 5 minutes?]]]
[to be clear I'm not like 100% sure whats going on but from what little i've seen on the dash some of you need to chill about stuff you aren't even involved in? IDK i'm tired and my friends are stressed out about it which is making me stressed out about it]
Taking @itChy along for a drinks run! If you hear the sound of a rapidly approaching Free Bird guitar solo you know why.
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
OH man if you've never been to that little spot on 7th and Umbra Ave- You really gotta check it out, the Krab Rangoons there are- chefs kiss I'll tell you what
I'M SorrY ThE KrabS DiD WhaT ThE ChefS ArE DoinG WhaT 🟩
Krab what
GIVE ME RIGHT NOW PUSH IT THROUGH THE PHONE SCREEN
What you fellas never heard of em? They're like, these fried little bites of perfection with cream cheese and krab meat in em
I'll do my best uno- I really hope that Doc can get you outta all that mess! Tell you what- when you get out dinner's on me, wherever you want
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
Ok, on the peace offerings list is; A pack of slims and a sweet tea for Miss Sn0wman, a blueberry muffin for Clover, Bag of peach rings for Miss Casey, and 8 monsters for Uno. See you in a few minutes.
Turned around for one more monster. slight delay.
Alright. I think I've had time to cool my proverbial jets. Stopping off at a gas station to top up before I head back to the manor. As a peace offering, any Feltie's want me to pick them up anything? Anything goes, I'm talking sodas or candy or whatever your soft fuzzy heart desires.
Can you pick me up a bag of those peach rings? If you're still out there, that is.
Why thank you :) You can have some as long as at LEAST half make it to me
Oh no you'll get the full package. As a certain mail lady would say, the safe delivery of the cargo is the most important thing.
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