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The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
He hates me for my whimsy. And because I got his newspaper.
I'M SorrY ThE KrabS DiD WhaT ThE ChefS ArE DoinG WhaT 🟩
on it boss sorry for not doing it earlier i was eating
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(( do it for the bit. this whole site is for silly shit. do whatever you want forever!!!!!!!!!!! ))
(( There is a devil inside of me that wants to make a profile for a Only-Homestuck-Related-If-You're-Funny MarySue oc specifically to harass One User's Characters (If you know you know). She would have so much fun and the devil inside me knows that. But there's another devil inside of me that sounds suspiciously like adam sandler who's saying THEYRE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU ))
Why thank you :) You can have some as long as at LEAST half make it to me
Can you pick me up a bag of those peach rings? If you're still out there, that is.
20 Monsters.
can you get me one of those little blueberry muffins in the packaging.
Thanks, Cabbie. You're my favorite.
A pack of Virginia Slims, and sweet tea, please.
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I'm not going far.
The time stuff is sooooo bad sometimes. Sometimes I walk down the hall and it's yesterday. It's only useful when it's useful. And even when it is useful it's still dizzying. -_-
Yeah, I popped down for a moment. (slick was posting somr bs about coming over with guns) I didn't get to interact with everyone tooo much because SOMEBODY broke into the manor. I got to say Hi to Rankmaid, though!!! Also from what I saw, You weren't doing worse than Die. I came downstairs and saw him flat on the floor.
Do you need company? :) I can help out an ounce or two
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
heres the piece for the winner @amorousFortune congrats look at this guy i think hes neat ((may this fandom flourish forevermore... expect another raffle tonight! thank you all for interacting and participating c: )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cff02f88006.png
clover.
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@spadesSlick Motherfucker can't poison or rob the Felt if he's entertaining a ~lady~ I like free drinks https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117484274_gixbbVriJMRpB4x.png
(( If you’d prefer your muse not be included in her journals, just let me know. I’m mainly using them to have fun retelling events from her perspective and to quietly plant seeds for potential dynamics should anyone feel like exploring them further. ))
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #teatime (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 29th ~ ------ Even the Midnight Crew cannot 8e trusted to stay on the enemy side of the Felt, perched 8eside their foes while a so8er host drowns them with drink. It would not surprise me to learn that their coffers have 8een emptied and the coordin8tes of their oper8tions compromised. Honour is a stranger here; no one will name an adversary without turning the encounter into a message of attraction. I arrived at the venue only after my m8tesprit inspired me to attend, pointing out the opportunity to pilfer from their ranks instead of 8ecoming one of his putrid guests. His underestim8tion of me was, in hindsight inevita8le, and when he dispatched his lesser goons to my loc8tion inside his study, I was already prepared with an escape route. It is a shame I never had the chance to converse with the woman cloaked in 8lack starlight. From his former Ms. Eight to his newly‑appointed Ms. Eight—8oth would have made for interesting convers8tion, or 8attle. I have yet to decide which would have occurred. Nevertheless, I came 8earing spoils. The portrait that hung over his mantle still mocked the memory of my fleet reduced to ash, which I removed. When he pretended it a “gift” to me, I knew the time had come to erase that faceless smugness once and for all. There was little time to fill the chest; these men can vanish at a whim, or so the Handmaid of my youth recounted tales of her co-workers to the young girl I once was. I wonder how she fares now, and whether I ought to act. While everyone else 8ends the knee to those green jesters, even those I once 8elieved were allies, I am 8eginning to suspect that perhaps it has solely 8een I who can set her free of her master.
// really good craic in all but i'd say everyone's wrecked, i know i am anyway lmao
// a lot of people were up late last night for #teatime so i wouldn't be surprised if they slept in.
Who knew tea parties could be so entertaining? #teatime
My thanks to all who attended #teatime. Thirty-seven in total, once one accounts for staff, overlap, and those who found it necessary to arrive more than once in one form or another. A number that settles quite comfortably where it does. Not excessive. Not lacking. Simply… correct. You each entered under your own reasoning. Curiosity, obligation, defiance, habit. Some of you came to observe. Some to be seen. A few, whether you realized it or not, came because you had already decided to long before the invitation was extended. The room accepted all of it without complaint. There were, of course, deviations. There always are. Tea set aside in favor of stronger indulgences. Doors treated with less care than they were built to withstand. Conversations that began where they should not have, and others that ended before they had the chance to become useful. None of this disrupted anything. If anything, it confirmed a few expectations. I trust you noticed certain things while you were there. Small details. The way the space seemed to accommodate you without effort. The way others occupied their places without needing instruction. The way certain moments felt… heavier than the rest. You weren’t mistaken. For those who found something of value, you’re welcome to keep it. It was never mine to begin with. For those who did not, I wouldn’t concern yourselves. Recognition has a habit of arriving late. In any case, the evening concluded exactly where it was meant to. And you, each of you, contributed precisely what was required to see it through. Until next time.
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
How about a dry martini? I'm going to need it.
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp #teatime
Guests are pouring in. #teatime
The doors to the ballroom are now open. Everyone, regardless of origin, is welcome. You may enter at your convenience. There is no need to announce yourselves. Your presence has already been accounted for. The room is prepared accordingly. Tea has been set. The company is… appropriate. Do mind the table near the center. It has not been disturbed, and I would prefer it remain that way. You will find your place without assistance. I will be there when you arrive. #Felt #RSVP #TeaTime https://msparp.chat/tea_time
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As much as I appreciate the offer, the manor'd be up in flames as soon as they realize I'm gone. Sure there's other Sevens, but between you and me,I trust em as far as I can throw them, and I know they'd put up a good fight.
@itChy has been zooming around looking four more yellow paint stashes four a little while now. little does he know i purrpawsfully put less yellow in than the rest of the colors.
Wonder who I gotta kill for a vacation.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.
i promise i won't say a peep of charms or steps. :)
Only if you keep your comments to yourself.
Alright, I'll shuck the lemons. Roses? Chamomile? Lavender?
Forget it. Leave your car where it is. I'll come over and clean it myself, since I already told you someone'd clean it.
Hey, thought I'd post a selfie, seeing as people were doing that yesterday, and WOWIEAMIFEELINGSOMETYPEOFWAYRIGHTNOW. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28f8bff940ea.png @sixpinsImpaled @sawBuck @fourleavedClover @amorousFortune
No, I'll allow it. Even give you the knife to do it.
You know what. Group car washing cancelled. @itChy is washing all the cars in the garage as well as @engineNoise 's car all on his own.
CCCAAANNN IIIII JJJOOOIIINNN????
I7CHY WE'RE DOING CHORES.
Yeah, come on over. One's looking to get exhausted anyway.
@engineNoise Want your car washed? Dragging Itchy to handle the ones at the manor with me.
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more than happy to answer any questions too! :)
#charms so, rainbows. it's...it's when something between you is so brilliant, it's like you'd never want to do anything else, like you could live on them alone. it's being perfect by being yourselves. it's like anything you could do would be spectacular, as long as you're doing it with them. 'rainbows withdrawal' is a real thing, four sure! it's pretty intense, i've seen leprechauns go too deep too fast with the kind of soul-bearing that rainbows feelings make you do, but god is it stunnin'. https://i.ibb.co/4w6BpfZy/image.png
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png
ahem. anyway, the most alien-friendly of the #charms is hearts. i'm fairly sure you guys' <3 isn't all that different from ours, aside from its associated color bein' pink instead of red. (red's further down the chart.) i'm pretty sure this one don't need much explanation, but. four me, when i'm in hearts with someone, it means...i wanna do everythin' four 'em. i want to be soft four them, and sweet, and all that sappy gushy stuff. i want to be someone that makes 'em feel warm. https://i.ibb.co/Mxjrrzy7/image.png
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
alright who's ready four the #charms explanation. disclaimer, these definitions are only four my timeline but are likely to apply to other timelines. four some reason charms tend to be different once you do enough time travel, but i'm only familiar with my own.
Search #charms Clover laid out a really good spread.
I think it's because the website's made for a troll.. Don't worry, one day we'll make our own website. With blackjack. and hookers. and charms.
Yeah, you too Cabbie. Oh and, make sure you check your car for bombs next time you go out?
(( that's AWESOME. I have a feeling Casey would/does love this guy! I hope the fact that she drives like a maniac doesn't weigh on his soul as a reminder that even the levelheaded felt are insane ))
(( God, I genuinely hope not! A longrunning bit that I've had that I think only Biscuits's Mun and a certain Droog's Mun would know about is that Casey is a TERRIBLE DRIVER. She relies entirely on instinct to drive a car which means she does not look at the road, takes scary turns, and does not let off the gas. She is a monster on the road and the only reason she's not constantly crashing is because her instincts are pretty good. (Of course, at this very moment where she is escorting snowman, she is trying her best to drive "safely". She doesn't want to annoy such a wonderful dame) Her schtick is moreso just being a gal Scratch scooped up and into the felt because he can utilize her kindness for his own manipulative plans... whatever those plans might be. :) ))
Your nigghttly reminder tthatt rettail workers are leggally autthorized tto use letthal forcce if neccessary! ✨
wait can we please get pinned posts i want to pin my business card im really proud of it
B33 < ill start B33 < crab rangoon
queer people on my feed.
tw: barely awake writing, probable typos, probable cringe (tags: unknown/carapacian, impied dersite, redrom, first person, ect) Your shell is warm. Crisp, smooth lines and harsh curves, but warm. An ecoskeleton layered above flesh, layered above another skeleton. All to protect your innermost organs from harm. From war. But there is no war tonight, here. My claws trace down from your neck. Sharp tips gliding along inky black, catching along each ridge. It's amazing how much texture you hold, when you appear so smooth. I'm entranced by it. Claws turn to fingertips, and fingertips turn to a hand, comforming around the manufactured curves of your body with a greed to know more of you. Your lips part. It's hard to make eye contact, or to listen to you mock my sensitivity. I'm lost in the beauty of your jaws, The way your shell parts and reveals a stretching black underneath. Your teeth look sharper than anything, wet and catching the light. I wonder for a moment if it would be a danger to kiss you. Would I risk my own tongue, own lips in such a hostile environment? Would it be work it to taste the shades of gray inside of you?.. You snap your fingers next to my head because I wasn't listening. I roll my eyes and grab you by that wrist, worming my fingers between your own with a stubbornness you understand implicitly. An apology, lackluster and insibcere leaves my mouth, and you sneer for just a moment before shaking your head and telling me to pay attention. I love the way your claws press into the back of my hand. The way the segmented plates of your palm jams into my own. The qarm heaviness of your body right close to mine. I decide I do want to kiss you.
(( secret chittr intermission community B)
(( Genuinely appreciate other intermission folks vibing with Casey. I've had this girl for a guesstimated 10 years at this point and I love her very much. <3 Thank you strangers on the internet for being lovely ))
PLEASE be careful driving. Alternatively, just put us all out of our misery.
#RealShit
Surrounded by idiots.
well he fell asleep on the job today so he's probably making up for lost time. or whatever. i don't care.
Car #4 was safe. So like I said, Quarters is in charge. Don't burn the house down.
-Has set status to Do Not Disturb-
who up HONKIN they HORN right now? ;o) #nsfw