Surreptitious Cabbie
@engineNoise
Prospitian. He/Him. Midnight City Taxi Service. Need a ride? Time's on your side.
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
Ok, on the peace offerings list is; A pack of slims and a sweet tea for Miss Sn0wman, a blueberry muffin for Clover, Bag of peach rings for Miss Casey, and 8 monsters for Uno. See you in a few minutes.
Alright. I think I've had time to cool my proverbial jets. Stopping off at a gas station to top up before I head back to the manor. As a peace offering, any Feltie's want me to pick them up anything? Anything goes, I'm talking sodas or candy or whatever your soft fuzzy heart desires.
Can you pick me up a bag of those peach rings? If you're still out there, that is.
Why thank you :) You can have some as long as at LEAST half make it to me
Oh no you'll get the full package. As a certain mail lady would say, the safe delivery of the cargo is the most important thing.
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I'm steering clear of the manor for a while. If anyone feels like doing the same I'll wait in the garage idle engine for 5 minutes then I'm gone.
Five minutes is up. I'll be back in a few hours, or if duty calls. Just don't expect my usual level of chatty.
In the garage this morning if anyone needs me, though I'll probably be under the cab.
Do you need company? :) I can help out an ounce or two
I certainly wouldn't mind someone to chat with, if you do want to help you could hand me things from the toolbox on the floor by my feet :)
Were you at that tea party the other day? I'll have to apologize for not seeing you- I was a little uh, tipsy haha.
Yeah, I popped down for a moment. (slick was posting somr bs about coming over with guns) I didn't get to interact with everyone tooo much because SOMEBODY broke into the manor. I got to say Hi to Rankmaid, though!!! Also from what I saw, You weren't doing worse than Die. I came downstairs and saw him flat on the floor.
Yeah aha, I was around there I think, though thankfully Miss Sn0wman was around to make sure I had my own lie down on one of the couches.
Oh right, the Marquise... Had to utilize some time shenanigans to get a sober me around to help out with that, still something I'm trying to get used to working around those weird little time pockets around here- I'll walk out of the garage only to find myself coming back in sometimes, kind of trippy...
The time stuff is sooooo bad sometimes. Sometimes I walk down the hall and it's yesterday. It's only useful when it's useful. And even when it is useful it's still dizzying. -_-
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
People often do ma'am, and being designated driver is my specialty if you happen to be a bit too tipsy to walk home.
In another life I think I could've gotten really into motorcycles...
Augh, good gods how much did I have last night? I need an asprin... Or 2. Or 5. #substance
It is ill advised to take more than 2 aspirin at a time.
I know I know, just a bit of a joke. Mostly anyway. Besides carapacian digestive systems are made of sterner stuff- Least compared to humans and trolls and the like.
gods i havn't gotten this drunk in... in forever issit supposed to feel like yer' dyin' sort of...? #teatime
Playing bartender! Who wants an old fashioned? #teatime
man like i Dont know what that means but hell yeah
How about a dry martini? I'm going to need it.
Gods what's it take for a guy to just get some privacy in this house? Coulda sworn that the garage was mostly off limits unless we're going out. Whatever, I'll be under the cab for now, gotta do an oil change today. @misterSeven
Hmm... Any leprechauns around willing to help a fella out? I got a question about charms and how they work... For uh. Purely objective and curiosity reasons- For a friend even.
Search #charms Clover laid out a really good spread.
Be around until around 3 this afternoon, got a couple bodies to deliver, but 'til then if anyone needs a ride hit me up.
Another day another dollar.
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Note to self, do not let Mr Uno take drinks without lids into the backseat. At least I know what to focus on for maintenance day... Again.
Sure hope Boss is doin alright...
well he fell asleep on the job today so he's probably making up for lost time. or whatever. i don't care.
Depends, is it just gonna be 5 live chickens again? Because I told you last time that it's not good for the seats...
Making some more rounds in the cab tonight, fare starts at around 15 bucks depending on how far you're headed, certain folks ride at a, "discount", you know who you are.
Hanging around West and 7th this afternoon, should any fellas in Green need a ride home. Heard there's fixing to be some rush hour near the bank over there, caution might be a good call. Engine's running.