Surreptitious Cabbie
@engineNoise
Prospitian. He/Him. Midnight City Taxi Service. Need a ride? Time's on your side.
To which ever Pickle Inspector shot out my tires AND my windows. Count your days. I hope every time you get up from your stupid desk you hit your goddamn knees on the underside.
Fuck what was I ON last night...
Ghh maybe it's just 'cause I'm real tired after cleanin' a bunch of blood out of my car seats this afternoon but god I miss him... Sometimes when I'm just mindin' my own business and before I know it I'm thinkin' too hard about how his voice sounds and I gotta start thinking about literally anything else before I soak my goddamn slacks through. What's worse is when I *do* hear his voice- Only it's not really him, just different versions of him, and I gotta be real professional about it. Gotta smile and go "Yessir!" while on the inside I'm trying not to shiver, cry, moan, or hell all three at once. There's nights where I just think about how he clings to my shoulders when we uh... When we'd *Dance*, or the noises he'd make just for me- and I just gotta rub myself blind... I think I gotta log off and head to bed, fucksake... #nsfw
I think uh... There's a couple detectives that need to go back to rent-a-cop classes that are real sore about it...
The implication that I would do anything relating to cops is more of an insult than the intended put-down.
Felt among us night went great by the way :)
Man I miss when everything was simple, just one Doc, normal average Felt highjinks... I miss my Boss...
Feel da same way. Wait, since when did we have our own cabbie? Not that I'm complainin', mind you...
Been around for a while actually sir! Though likely not for your timeline specifically
Well boss if you ever need me gimmie a call! Engine's always hot for Felties- Specially for Seven's, my Boss or no
hey so like some of ya'll are being really cringe about the felt right now???? can we maybe stop blowing shit out of proportion for like 5 minutes?]]]
[to be clear I'm not like 100% sure whats going on but from what little i've seen on the dash some of you need to chill about stuff you aren't even involved in? IDK i'm tired and my friends are stressed out about it which is making me stressed out about it]
Taking @itChy along for a drinks run! If you hear the sound of a rapidly approaching Free Bird guitar solo you know why.
OH man if you've never been to that little spot on 7th and Umbra Ave- You really gotta check it out, the Krab Rangoons there are- chefs kiss I'll tell you what
I'M SorrY ThE KrabS DiD WhaT ThE ChefS ArE DoinG WhaT 🟩
GIVE ME RIGHT NOW PUSH IT THROUGH THE PHONE SCREEN
What you fellas never heard of em? They're like, these fried little bites of perfection with cream cheese and krab meat in em
I'll do my best uno- I really hope that Doc can get you outta all that mess! Tell you what- when you get out dinner's on me, wherever you want
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
Ok, on the peace offerings list is; A pack of slims and a sweet tea for Miss Sn0wman, a blueberry muffin for Clover, Bag of peach rings for Miss Casey, and 8 monsters for Uno. See you in a few minutes.
Alright. I think I've had time to cool my proverbial jets. Stopping off at a gas station to top up before I head back to the manor. As a peace offering, any Feltie's want me to pick them up anything? Anything goes, I'm talking sodas or candy or whatever your soft fuzzy heart desires.
Can you pick me up a bag of those peach rings? If you're still out there, that is.
Why thank you :) You can have some as long as at LEAST half make it to me
Oh no you'll get the full package. As a certain mail lady would say, the safe delivery of the cargo is the most important thing.
NOW PLAYING: Clock Machine - Dragon Inn 3 | 2:23 ⏮️ ⏮️ ▶️ ⏸️ ⏹️ ⏩️ ⏭️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u4I-J-zl8&pp=ygUaY2xvY2sgbWFjaGluZSBkcmFnb24gaW5uIDM%3D
I'm steering clear of the manor for a while. If anyone feels like doing the same I'll wait in the garage idle engine for 5 minutes then I'm gone.
Five minutes is up. I'll be back in a few hours, or if duty calls. Just don't expect my usual level of chatty.
In the garage this morning if anyone needs me, though I'll probably be under the cab.
Do you need company? :) I can help out an ounce or two
I certainly wouldn't mind someone to chat with, if you do want to help you could hand me things from the toolbox on the floor by my feet :)
Were you at that tea party the other day? I'll have to apologize for not seeing you- I was a little uh, tipsy haha.
Yeah, I popped down for a moment. (slick was posting somr bs about coming over with guns) I didn't get to interact with everyone tooo much because SOMEBODY broke into the manor. I got to say Hi to Rankmaid, though!!! Also from what I saw, You weren't doing worse than Die. I came downstairs and saw him flat on the floor.
Yeah aha, I was around there I think, though thankfully Miss Sn0wman was around to make sure I had my own lie down on one of the couches.
Oh right, the Marquise... Had to utilize some time shenanigans to get a sober me around to help out with that, still something I'm trying to get used to working around those weird little time pockets around here- I'll walk out of the garage only to find myself coming back in sometimes, kind of trippy...
The time stuff is sooooo bad sometimes. Sometimes I walk down the hall and it's yesterday. It's only useful when it's useful. And even when it is useful it's still dizzying. -_-
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
People often do ma'am, and being designated driver is my specialty if you happen to be a bit too tipsy to walk home.
In another life I think I could've gotten really into motorcycles...
Augh, good gods how much did I have last night? I need an asprin... Or 2. Or 5. #substance
It is ill advised to take more than 2 aspirin at a time.
I know I know, just a bit of a joke. Mostly anyway. Besides carapacian digestive systems are made of sterner stuff- Least compared to humans and trolls and the like.
gods i havn't gotten this drunk in... in forever issit supposed to feel like yer' dyin' sort of...? #teatime
Playing bartender! Who wants an old fashioned? #teatime
man like i Dont know what that means but hell yeah
How about a dry martini? I'm going to need it.