Surreptitious Cabbie
@engineNoise
Prospitian. He/Him. Midnight City Taxi Service. Need a ride? Time's on your side.
Did you mean to just. Post nothing or is this one of your... Y'know. Void things?
"Who could have done this?" HE ASKS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817b349c7ba4.png
I think uh... There's a couple detectives that need to go back to rent-a-cop classes that are real sore about it...
Detective Tip: I'm not mad. Don't put it in the papers that I got mad.
Aw fellas don't feel too bad, you're far from the first detectives to get duped by a member of the Felt. You were however the funniest so far.
Don't trust @engineNoise as far as you can throw him. He was the Imposter THREE TIMES!
I mean. Check the first name man
Man I miss when everything was simple, just one Doc, normal average Felt highjinks... I miss my Boss...
Feel da same way. Wait, since when did we have our own cabbie? Not that I'm complainin', mind you...
Been around for a while actually sir! Though likely not for your timeline specifically
Tch. Wish you were now. It'd save a lot on gas...
Well boss if you ever need me gimmie a call! Engine's always hot for Felties- Specially for Seven's, my Boss or no
The sheer amount of noise and movemnt the last few days was driving me crazy. Leave it to the Felt to host a tea party where someone fucking dies(?), I guess. Not like it’s usualy much calmer than that, but still. It s the principle
Yeah its normally pretty lively but this is ridiculous- Wait, You seem a tad familiar.//
Oh! Shit! Yeah, uh, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about. (Gestures vaugely) that. This. Yeag
Forewarning to anyone soliciting at the Manor. If the dogs don't deter you, Handmaid will drop a cinder block on you from the balcony. Her aim is getting better.
she's not kidding by the way, got mistaken for a stranger the other day and nearly got beaned- like it landed a good 2 or 3 inches in front of my feet
hey so like some of ya'll are being really cringe about the felt right now???? can we maybe stop blowing shit out of proportion for like 5 minutes?]]]
[to be clear I'm not like 100% sure whats going on but from what little i've seen on the dash some of you need to chill about stuff you aren't even involved in? IDK i'm tired and my friends are stressed out about it which is making me stressed out about it]
((For clarity: does the little Blackhole Aradia emoji mean "Felt aren't allowed to touch my posts" or something??? I'm so confused.
[[I have no idea whats going on but i'm mostly commenting on this to get notified for other msgs on this thread for clarity]]
@marquiseMindfang I do hope you enjoy, Captain. [A picture is attached, Scratch is holding up his own severed hand. The stump seems to be covered in a handkerchief tied around it so as to avoid stuffing spilling out. @vermillionManager is in the background, beaten and bloody on the floor] ((#violence #gore technically but he’s a puppet))
WHAT THE FUCK
(( clovermun, what have you been up to? well. (the flower stands for friendship) https://i.imgur.com/ol1Zp9o.png
[[Least complicated homestuck shipping chart.jpeg]]
Okay, I was told it wasn't too early, and I'm bored enough to post it. HEH. ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38670c99af0c.png
*are* you? Well, I hope you two don’t get caught speeding on the clock if you catch my drift-