Surreptitious Cabbie
@engineNoise
Prospitian. He/Him. Midnight City Taxi Service. Need a ride? Time's on your side.
Happy birthday t6 me! I... was kind 6f w6rried every6ne w6uld f6rget, but they actually threw me a party! It was... sure s6mething. Itchy tried t6 smash my face int6 the cake, but Cr6wbar st6pped him. I was alm6st tempted t6 leave the timeline 6ver the wh6le thing, but... we were having s6 much fun that I decided t6 stay. They even g6t me presents! My timeline's D6ze g6t me an ad6rable little chicken plush, and my Stitch made me a brand new trench c6at. And my Eggs went 6ut t6 6ur l6cal 6ddity sh6p and g6t me the l6veliest deer skull. Even th6ugh he says he was "really sp66ked by all the dead things and stuff." He's the sweetest friend, even if he is a little silly. Things have been a little strange between my timeline's Cr6wbar and me since he became the leader 6f the Felt, but... It alm6st felt like we were friends again. He even gave me s6me m6ney and t6ld me t6 get myself a nice tatt66. N6w I just have t6 pick a design...
Happy birthday Mr Six! Say the word and I'll take you somewhere free of charge for the occasion! [This is a joke, every Feltie rides free in my cab]
Everything’s coming up milhouse.
Awesome
I ought to indulge a little more. Perhaps I'll kill someone.
If you need a fella to help hide bodies, my trunk is always empty ma'am.
So do we think that @feltManor is more bouba or kiki coded.
Hmmm bouba? I think?
Feels like a "bouba surrounded by kikis" kind of thing, yeah.
I think we kind of have to wait until it can type well enough to imply a gender.
Since when did our house know how to use a cellphone?????
OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THAT. THAT’S WHAT THE NEW RADIO ANTENNAS ON THE ROOF WERE FOR
I mean, the manor rearranges itself all the time. Who’s to say it can’t add things on?
Geeze louise finally found my damn phone again, was between some couch cushions imagine that huh? Anyways what did I miss?
A lot of familiar crap. The boss has a new favorite toy. I imagine he'll introduce himself whenever he gets tired of gambling.
@downcastDaylight still got your limbs attached?
Of course I do. They're very well attached.
Good to know. Well, if you ever need a ride SC's most likely got you covered.
Yep! That's my thing, thanks for the glowing recommendation Ma'am! :)
You're a gem, SC.
Did you mean to just. Post nothing or is this one of your... Y'know. Void things?
"Who could have done this?" HE ASKS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817b349c7ba4.png
He voted to vent me the last round!!! AND CABBIE WAS THE IMPOSTER.
Also, you followed Cabbie, hehe. :)c He's one of my trovemates.
I think uh... There's a couple detectives that need to go back to rent-a-cop classes that are real sore about it...
Fuck cops.
Detective Tip: I'm not mad. Don't put it in the papers that I got mad.
Aw fellas don't feel too bad, you're far from the first detectives to get duped by a member of the Felt. You were however the funniest so far.
Don't trust @engineNoise as far as you can throw him. He was the Imposter THREE TIMES!
I mean. Check the first name man
Man I miss when everything was simple, just one Doc, normal average Felt highjinks... I miss my Boss...
Feel da same way. Wait, since when did we have our own cabbie? Not that I'm complainin', mind you...
Been around for a while actually sir! Though likely not for your timeline specifically
Tch. Wish you were now. It'd save a lot on gas...
Well boss if you ever need me gimmie a call! Engine's always hot for Felties- Specially for Seven's, my Boss or no
The sheer amount of noise and movemnt the last few days was driving me crazy. Leave it to the Felt to host a tea party where someone fucking dies(?), I guess. Not like it’s usualy much calmer than that, but still. It s the principle
Yeah its normally pretty lively but this is ridiculous- Wait, You seem a tad familiar.//
Oh! Shit! Yeah, uh, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about. (Gestures vaugely) that. This. Yeag