Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? [|:) Because the “P” is silent. [|:D
GET OUT.
Awwwwwwwwww but I just logged on! :(/|] (<me taking off my hat in sorrow)
YEAH. GOOD. YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT HAT.
Maybe I don’t deserve her… but she loves me all the same. A detective without his trusty hat is like… like a man without skin. Naked in the most visceral way possible.
DEAL WITH YOUR CONSEQUENCE.