@godsFavoritesexyhero — #substances

hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.

Sometimse I wonder, if some of the pulcr. pulchret,. CHARISMA, rubbed off on him too, cause hes god, but only i can see it #substances case im a little tipsy... focus on the case sleuth

Y'know, sometimes I forget just how powerful Pi's alcohol tolerance is. This man could drink me under a table, and I'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning but he would still be alive. Even though he's mostly bones. #substances

Gonna be hitting the bottle(s) W/ Pickles. Expect either frighteningly accurate insights from me, or the most insane nonsense you’ve ever had the good fortune to read. #substances Maybe both. ✨Imagine!✨