chittr
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Problem Sleuth

@godsFavoritesexyhero

Got a Problem? Does it need Sleuthing? You’ve found the right fella.

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Midnight City Update: Have you guys seen that one Tomska sketch "needles?" It's kind of like that now. Wherever I step I am being shot by thousands of tiny bullets. Because of the tiny guns.

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Holy shit! Hang in there, I’m you’ve got this! ✨👉✨

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I’M SURE. IM SURE. IM SURE IM SURE IM SURE FUCK

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We just [content redacted for the sake of Pickles’s sanity] and then he picks up a puzzle book and starts doing sudoku puzzles in bed with a fountain pen. Fellas of chittr, I love him so dearly

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HEY

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Hi Pickles hi I love you did you know? Also I think that 3 you just wrote should be one row down instead maybe?

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You're lucky I don't fold this book up and smack you in the head with it.

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Hehe [|:D

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You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary

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I. I think im a little too high to consider this one....

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Chchow is your friend!
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Not Me. #nevernude

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I admire your commitment & tenacity, young man!

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It’s okay, Pickles. I won’t make you spot the white elf <33

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one word at a time
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go my davelings.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@daveStrider[DS]

tell a lie

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I can’t stop him. I’m sorry, GPI… I tried….. (sheds a single tear)

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RICK ROLLED
one word at a time
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@daveStrider[DS]

never

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YOURE STRONGER THAN THIS I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU

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RICK ROLLED
one word at a time
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@daveStrider[DS]

gonna

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NO!! DON’T LET HATE OVERCOME YOUR BEAUTIFUL HEART!

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. c|<|[|[|:) (<me wearing FOUR hats, because I’ve won at comedy) ((Pickle’s, an elf’s, mine, mine2))

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What? Hey! Give me my backup hat back...

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Sorry, PI, I’ll give it back to you in a second, I promise! Scout’s honor. c|<|[|[|:)) <3

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love yourself
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B:|| < judging

c|<|[|[|:) (<doesn’t care because he has four hats)

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What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)

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this dudes a riote

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Heyyy I knew I’d find some lovely fellas or dames on here who’d understand REAL humor. Hat’s off to you, Ma’am. [|[|\:) (both of them, for such a classy lady)

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < ... B33 < *ac squints* B:33 < whered you get the second hat ps

Well, every well-prepared fella has to have a backup hat, doesn’t he? An ill-prepared detective isn’t a very good detective!

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < you say that but youre definitely gonnya make another post where you have 3 in a few minutes B33 < when you do ill be there B33c < judging

Woah. You got some kinda future vision or somethin’?

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? [|:) Because the “P” is silent. [|:D

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GET OUT.

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Awwwwwwwwww but I just logged on! :(/|] (<me taking off my hat in sorrow)

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YEAH. GOOD. YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT HAT.

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Maybe I don’t deserve her… but she loves me all the same. A detective without his trusty hat is like… like a man without skin. Naked in the most visceral way possible.

Anyone Have Any Suggestions For Fun Things To Do When You Have- Hm Give Me Just A Moment To Check My Watch- 3 To 4 Business Days Left To Live? :)

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Don’t fret, RJ! Me n Pickles are on the case [|B) We’ll find your key!

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i saw someone mention posting pets? so here's my cat oslo :D she's very spoiled and i love her https://files.catbox.moe/l0z1qy.jpg

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Aw, look at that! She looks just like MY grey lady, Graphite! Such a small world, ain't it?

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hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.

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there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ yes 1t 1s. d0nt be afra1d /

wait for real???? youre not joshink me??

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Mm. Your um. Arrangement has me a tad worried, Sleuth.

im fiiinee its cool.v Im good! i feel fine

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