Problem Sleuth

1 month ago

Holy shit! Hang in there, I’m you’ve got this! ✨👉✨

Kult: +7

Total: 7

1 month ago

I’M SURE. IM SURE. IM SURE IM SURE IM SURE FUCK

Kult: +4

Total: 4

We just [content redacted for the sake of Pickles’s sanity] and then he picks up a puzzle book and starts doing sudoku puzzles in bed with a fountain pen. Fellas of chittr, I love him so dearly

Kult: +47

Kull: +20

Total: 67

Ratio: 2.35

HEY

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Hi Pickles hi I love you did you know? Also I think that 3 you just wrote should be one row down instead maybe?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

You're lucky I don't fold this book up and smack you in the head with it.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Hehe [|:D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary

#scary

Kult: +34

Kull: +20

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.70

I. I think im a little too high to consider this one....

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Larkso Eldran

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Not Me. #nevernude

#nevernude

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

I admire your commitment & tenacity, young man!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

It’s okay, Pickles. I won’t make you spot the white elf <33

Kult: +5

Total: 5

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. c|<|[|[|:) (<me wearing FOUR hats, because I’ve won at comedy) ((Pickle’s, an elf’s, mine, mine2))

Kult: +37

Kull: +25

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.48

What? Hey! Give me my backup hat back...

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

Sorry, PI, I’ll give it back to you in a second, I promise! Scout’s honor. c|<|[|[|:)) <3

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

nonbinary

love yourself

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B:|| < judging

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

c|<|[|[|:) (<doesn’t care because he has four hats)

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)

Kult: +56

Kull: +35

Total: 91

Ratio: 1.60

Old Fox Rox

@tipsyGnoldstalgic[TG]

this dudes a riote

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @tipsyGnoldstalgic[TG]

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

Heyyy I knew I’d find some lovely fellas or dames on here who’d understand REAL humor. Hat’s off to you, Ma’am. [|[|\:) (both of them, for such a classy lady)

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

nonbinary

love yourself

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < ... B33 < *ac squints* B:33 < whered you get the second hat ps

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

Well, every well-prepared fella has to have a backup hat, doesn’t he? An ill-prepared detective isn’t a very good detective!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

nonbinary

love yourself

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < you say that but youre definitely gonnya make another post where you have 3 in a few minutes B33 < when you do ill be there B33c < judging

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

Woah. You got some kinda future vision or somethin’?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? [|:) Because the “P” is silent. [|:D

Kult: +27

Kull: +30

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.90

HABIT

@mankindsbadHabit[MH]

GET OUT.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mankindsbadHabit[MH]

Awwwwwwwwww but I just logged on! :(/|] (<me taking off my hat in sorrow)

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

HABIT

@mankindsbadHabit[MH]

YEAH. GOOD. YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT HAT.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @mankindsbadHabit[MH]

Maybe I don’t deserve her… but she loves me all the same. A detective without his trusty hat is like… like a man without skin. Naked in the most visceral way possible.

Renegade Joker

@viciousMockery[VM]

Anyone Have Any Suggestions For Fun Things To Do When You Have- Hm Give Me Just A Moment To Check My Watch- 3 To 4 Business Days Left To Live? :)

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Don’t fret, RJ! Me n Pickles are on the case [|B) We’ll find your key!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Skye Kelly

@ardentAnomaly[AA]

i saw someone mention posting pets? so here's my cat oslo :D she's very spoiled and i love her https://files.catbox.moe/l0z1qy.jpg

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Aw, look at that! She looks just like MY grey lady, Graphite! Such a small world, ain't it?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.

Kult: +26

Kull: +20

Total: 46

Ratio: 1.30

Cybele Aprell

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ yes 1t 1s. d0nt be afra1d /

↩ @tenaciousCorvid[TC]

wait for real???? youre not joshink me??

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Mm. Your um. Arrangement has me a tad worried, Sleuth.

im fiiinee its cool.v Im good! i feel fine

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Y'know, sometimes I forget just how powerful Pi's alcohol tolerance is. This man could drink me under a table, and I'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning but he would still be alive. Even though he's mostly bones. #substances

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

You don't pace yourself Sleuth! Drink some water maybe?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

did you know youre so smart pickles?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Gonna be hitting the bottle(s) W/ Pickles. Expect either frighteningly accurate insights from me, or the most insane nonsense you’ve ever had the good fortune to read. #substances Maybe both. ✨Imagine!✨

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

OH NO I FORGOT TO TAG #substances and there isn’t an edit button or a delete one is there ohhh no. My bad fellas

Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/

Kult: +41

Kull: +20

Total: 61

Ratio: 2.05