Problem Sleuth

HEY

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Hi Pickles hi I love you did you know? Also I think that 3 you just wrote should be one row down instead maybe?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

You're lucky I don't fold this book up and smack you in the head with it.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Hehe [|:D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary

#scary

Kult: +29

Kull: +20

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.45

I. I think im a little too high to consider this one....

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Larkso Eldran

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Not Me. #nevernude

#nevernude

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

I admire your commitment & tenacity, young man!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

It’s okay, Pickles. I won’t make you spot the white elf <33

Kult: +5

Total: 5

m & m

@daveStrider[DS]

tell a lie

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

I can’t stop him. I’m sorry, GPI… I tried….. (sheds a single tear)

m & m

@daveStrider[DS]

never

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

YOURE STRONGER THAN THIS I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU

m & m

@daveStrider[DS]

gonna

Kult: +5

Kull: +15

Total: 20

Ratio: 0.33

NO!! DON’T LET HATE OVERCOME YOUR BEAUTIFUL HEART!

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. c|<|[|[|:) (<me wearing FOUR hats, because I’ve won at comedy) ((Pickle’s, an elf’s, mine, mine2))

Kult: +37

Kull: +25

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.48

What? Hey! Give me my backup hat back...

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

Sorry, PI, I’ll give it back to you in a second, I promise! Scout’s honor. c|<|[|[|:)) <3

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B:|| < judging

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

c|<|[|[|:) (<doesn’t care because he has four hats)

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)

Kult: +56

Kull: +35

Total: 91

Ratio: 1.60

Old Fox Rox

@tipsyGnoldstalgic[TG]

this dudes a riote

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @tipsyGnoldstalgic[TG]

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

Heyyy I knew I’d find some lovely fellas or dames on here who’d understand REAL humor. Hat’s off to you, Ma’am. [|[|\:) (both of them, for such a classy lady)

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < ... B33 < *ac squints* B:33 < whered you get the second hat ps

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Well, every well-prepared fella has to have a backup hat, doesn’t he? An ill-prepared detective isn’t a very good detective!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < you say that but youre definitely gonnya make another post where you have 3 in a few minutes B33 < when you do ill be there B33c < judging

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

Woah. You got some kinda future vision or somethin’?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? [|:) Because the “P” is silent. [|:D

Kult: +27

Kull: +30

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.90

HABIT

@mankindsbadHabit[MH]

GET OUT.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mankindsbadHabit[MH]

Awwwwwwwwww but I just logged on! :(/|] (<me taking off my hat in sorrow)

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

HABIT

@mankindsbadHabit[MH]

YEAH. GOOD. YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT HAT.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @mankindsbadHabit[MH]

Maybe I don’t deserve her… but she loves me all the same. A detective without his trusty hat is like… like a man without skin. Naked in the most visceral way possible.

Renegade Joker

@viciousMockery[VM]

Anyone Have Any Suggestions For Fun Things To Do When You Have- Hm Give Me Just A Moment To Check My Watch- 3 To 4 Business Days Left To Live? :)

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Don’t fret, RJ! Me n Pickles are on the case [|B) We’ll find your key!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Skye Kelly

@ardentAnomaly[AA]

i saw someone mention posting pets? so here's my cat oslo :D she's very spoiled and i love her https://files.catbox.moe/l0z1qy.jpg

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Aw, look at that! She looks just like MY grey lady, Graphite! Such a small world, ain't it?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.

Kult: +28

Kull: +20

Total: 48

Ratio: 1.40

Cybele Aprell

@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ yes 1t 1s. d0nt be afra1d /

↩ @tenaciousCorvid[TC]

wait for real???? youre not joshink me??

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Mm. Your um. Arrangement has me a tad worried, Sleuth.

im fiiinee its cool.v Im good! i feel fine

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Y'know, sometimes I forget just how powerful Pi's alcohol tolerance is. This man could drink me under a table, and I'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning but he would still be alive. Even though he's mostly bones. #substances

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

You don't pace yourself Sleuth! Drink some water maybe?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

did you know youre so smart pickles?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Gonna be hitting the bottle(s) W/ Pickles. Expect either frighteningly accurate insights from me, or the most insane nonsense you’ve ever had the good fortune to read. #substances Maybe both. ✨Imagine!✨

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

OH NO I FORGOT TO TAG #substances and there isn’t an edit button or a delete one is there ohhh no. My bad fellas