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Hi Pickles hi I love you did you know? Also I think that 3 you just wrote should be one row down instead maybe?
If I were an animal… I’d be a wolf, with a sword. And big angel wings. [|.[] <- me still wearing my detective hat even when I’m a cool wolf with a sword and big angel wings
It’s okay, Pickles. I won’t make you spot the white elf <33
Alright a man's word is a man's word. I didn't technically win against @aspiringPessimist so here you go. Fair's fair after seeing all of yours. Don't question the kinematics of how and why this image exists. #nsfw #nsfc ? https://i.postimg.cc/pTb4bB1j/Alright-Sure-Fine.png
It's what I'm here for. Solving problems. Sleuth.
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No, it's called 'Property Re-Redistribution' and is covered under the detectives handbook as 'totally legal' and 'notably profitable.'
did you know youre so smart pickles?
Sometimse I wonder, if some of the pulcr. pulchret,. CHARISMA, rubbed off on him too, cause hes god, but only i can see it #substances case im a little tipsy... focus on the case sleuth
Learnin' lots on here! Like how P.I is just, cute in every universe, apparently? He'd probably say somethin' smart like "constants and variables" about it... if he wasn't annoyed by me calling him cute, that is. [|:)
Gonna be hitting the bottle(s) W/ Pickles. Expect either frighteningly accurate insights from me, or the most insane nonsense you’ve ever had the good fortune to read. #substances Maybe both. ✨Imagine!✨
Cancel last post: things are very real. They are quite wonderful even! Did you know there's a stain on this floor that looks a little like Humphrey Bogart if he had suffered a severe car accident and also became an oil stain? Wondrous. #substances i suppose
I should probably invest in another cork board and more red string.
OMG PICKLES HII hi Pickles! [|:D I wanted to come join you on here, do a little ✨networking✨ n all that, Y’know?
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
Oh. Did NOT realize the username would be THAT visible. Whoops. Ah well it’s not like it wasn’t obvious. I am ME after all. ✨✨✨
Saw that Dame was on here, and thought it might be good to try and socialize more. Hello everyone.
...What should I call this poor thing. https://i.postimg.cc/155sB5Pb/image.png
Any day of the week, Sleuth, that sounds fine 'n' dandy. Meet me over by Eclaire's?
So I'm steppin out of the flyver and some fall guy bobbles this newfangled thing into my hands. Naturally I knew how to use it immediately and decided the crime scene probably didnt need this anyway. So. Here I am typing on a box wondering what a troll is. Or what a chittr is for that matter! Could anyone help a dame out?
Our bitterest enemy, that mystifying liquor called Scotch... #substance
Me being incredibly hardboiled and consoling hysterical dames, all in a day's work https://files.catbox.moe/satwr0.png
The potal service is happy to help.
My intern says to click on my face and then the little mail icon.
If you would DM me your address I can send a courier over.