Pickle Inspector

Taking a stroll to the market to purchase a single, beautiful slice of gabbagool.

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The only #substance in which I partake is THC (Tolstoy, Homer & Chaucer).

#substance

Kult: +15

Total: 15

O swiftly-filling chick pea: Strive zealously to bestow upon me my evening meal!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

If you can't remember the last time you washed your bedsheets, let this missive be your reminder to do so!

Kult: +32

Total: 32

If there's a Pickle to be grasped and turned over at #eridanweek, rest assured--#ImComing!

#imcoming #eridanweek

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

My new cat is named Athena after the Greek goddess of purring and nuzzling.

Kult: +27

Kull: +5

Total: 32

Ratio: 5.40

Kanaya Maryam

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

This Is A Post I Think My Wife Would Quite Enjoy Seeing On Her Timeline Later And As Such Ive Rechitted It

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Absolutely shellacked off two rounded teaspoons of Metamucil.

Kult: +19

Kull: +12

Total: 31

Ratio: 1.58

Jane Crocker

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

You are the salt of the earth.

Kult: +14

Kull: +12

Total: 26

Ratio: 1.17

This sauce in my pot is so red that the Pinkertons are after it.

Kult: +22

Kull: +5

Total: 27

Ratio: 4.40

roxy lalonde

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

HIS #IMAGINATION IS FIRE??????

The seagulls were chatty outside my window this morning. Fine by me - they got here first.

Kult: +19

Kull: +5

Total: 24

Ratio: 3.80

Diamonds Droog

@diamondsDroog[DD]

Very docile of you, Inspector.

I've been a city boy my whole life. I like to see life built on top of itself.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@assistMint[AM]

- LOL! Look at us! The stemmcluster slickers! 😆😆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just reading a book. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fdc044d0399.png

Kult: +37

Kull: +10

Total: 47

Ratio: 3.70

SCP-173

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peaNut

This user is "friendly".

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@peaNut[PN]

⠀

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@assistMint[AM]

- Inspector, you look snazzy as all fricking HECK! Even old, lord Death in his roiling robes couldn't hold an ignition stick to you! 😆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.

Kult: +77

Kull: +25

Total: 102

Ratio: 3.08

Jane Crocker

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

I am wholeheartedly intrigued by you.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Jake English

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RUMBLE IN DA

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

I know thats right!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Postal Mistress

@peregrineMendicant[PM]

I have heard those cold cuts never stood a chance. Keep trucking, Inspector.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Kanaya Maryam

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

How Could You Do This

↩ @gutsyGumshoe[GG]

I was the most intriguing baby of 1899.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

I am the man feared by the medicine-ball and the jump-rope.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Problem Sleuth

@problemSleuth[PS]

PICKLE ARE YOU FEARED BY PEANUTS BECAUSE THIS ONE IS MAKING ME FEAR

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @problemSleuth[PS]

Peanuts and I have cordial relations.

↩ @pickleInspector[PI]

Problem Sleuth

@problemSleuth[PS]

??????

Taking a stroll to the market to purchase a single, beautiful slice of gabbagool.

Kult: +50

Kull: +15

Total: 65

Ratio: 3.33

Aradia Megido

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love yourself

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Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

Trolltism

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@apocalypseArisen[AA]

y0u're everything t0 me.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Would you like a slice as well? I am still at the market.

↩ @pickleInspector[PI]

Aradia Megido

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Staff

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The Rust Maid Of Time

certified chittposter

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

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memento mori

Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

Trolltism

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@apocalypseArisen[AA]

abs0lutely

My hat hides a carefully-maintained tonsure. I entrust you with this secret.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Chilop Phodda

@scuttlingBotanist[SB]

>I l~ove y~ou pickle inspect~or<

Kult: +5

Total: 5

It's good to eat a baked potato.

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Fuck yeah it is.

Kult: +5

Total: 5