Pickle Inspector
@privateInvestigator
Discombobulated? Lost? In a pickle in need of inspecting? Look no further! Pickle Inspector at your service. 1-800-OGLE-NOW.
We just [content redacted for the sake of Pickles’s sanity] and then he picks up a puzzle book and starts doing sudoku puzzles in bed with a fountain pen. Fellas of chittr, I love him so dearly
You're lucky I don't fold this book up and smack you in the head with it.
You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary
I. I think im a little too high to consider this one....
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. c|<|[|[|:) (<me wearing FOUR hats, because I’ve won at comedy) ((Pickle’s, an elf’s, mine, mine2))
What? Hey! Give me my backup hat back...
Strictly speaking, stealing something from someone that was already stolen with the intent to return it to the original owner isn't morally reprehensible is it?
??? What is this about???
No, it's called 'Property Re-Redistribution' and is covered under the detectives handbook as 'totally legal' and 'notably profitable.'
Oh! Right the handbook I completely forgot... A multitude of thank you's PS.
Oh! I had to take a moment there- That really got me for some reason, and it's not even like it was very funny! No offense meant of course.
I've learned that a lot of dames on this site seem to be really into fellas who aren't funny or charming at all so I've been trying to do my best to accommodate. I'm takin' your liking it as a good sign. No offense meant of course.
hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.
areyuo sure? oh cripesss my stupid fingers i thinksit its fortstime
Y'know, sometimes I forget just how powerful Pi's alcohol tolerance is. This man could drink me under a table, and I'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning but he would still be alive. Even though he's mostly bones. #substances
You don't pace yourself Sleuth! Drink some water maybe?
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
Unfortunately this site appears to be a tad, "user hostile", I believe is the right term. Either way it's wonderful to see you Sleuth, it's been a little hard finding friendly familiar faces.
Saw that Dame was on here, and thought it might be good to try and socialize more. Hello everyone.
Oh! Broad! How have you been my dear?
Oh, Pickle! I'm doing well as can be. Bit nervous with all these people on here!
Don't I know it, it's been a learning curve for certain. For the most part I've sort of kept my distance.
I see what you mean. I think I'll just follow some familiar faces for now, but goodness! There's criminals on here too! That Diamonds Droog just followed me...I felt awkward so I followed him back.