Pickle Inspector
@privateInvestigator
Discombobulated? Lost? In a pickle in need of inspecting? Look no further! Pickle Inspector at your service. 1-800-OGLE-NOW.
We just [content redacted for the sake of Pickles’s sanity] and then he picks up a puzzle book and starts doing sudoku puzzles in bed with a fountain pen. Fellas of chittr, I love him so dearly
You're lucky I don't fold this book up and smack you in the head with it.
You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary
I. I think im a little too high to consider this one....
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. c|<|[|[|:) (<me wearing FOUR hats, because I’ve won at comedy) ((Pickle’s, an elf’s, mine, mine2))
What? Hey! Give me my backup hat back...
Strictly speaking, stealing something from someone that was already stolen with the intent to return it to the original owner isn't morally reprehensible is it?
??? What is this about???
No, it's called 'Property Re-Redistribution' and is covered under the detectives handbook as 'totally legal' and 'notably profitable.'
Oh! Right the handbook I completely forgot... A multitude of thank you's PS.
Oh! I had to take a moment there- That really got me for some reason, and it's not even like it was very funny! No offense meant of course.
I've learned that a lot of dames on this site seem to be really into fellas who aren't funny or charming at all so I've been trying to do my best to accommodate. I'm takin' your liking it as a good sign. No offense meant of course.
hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.
\ yes 1t 1s. d0nt be afra1d /
areyuo sure? oh cripesss my stupid fingers i thinksit its fortstime
Y'know, sometimes I forget just how powerful Pi's alcohol tolerance is. This man could drink me under a table, and I'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning but he would still be alive. Even though he's mostly bones. #substances
You don't pace yourself Sleuth! Drink some water maybe?
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
Unfortunately this site appears to be a tad, "user hostile", I believe is the right term. Either way it's wonderful to see you Sleuth, it's been a little hard finding friendly familiar faces.
...What should I call this poor thing. https://i.postimg.cc/155sB5Pb/image.png
Oh what a sweet looking thing! It looks like she has little socks...
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
I'm going as fast as I can Sleuth, I feel like I'm going to pass out...
Oh goodness I think I might have overdone it a little earlier, feeling much better now that I've sobered up again...
Our bitterest enemy, that mystifying liquor called Scotch... #substance
Oh I forgot about the tags. But yes alas. I had to liquor up a little while ago to deal with an imaginary beast, you know how it is.
How to lock office door and not be locked in forever. How to lock door to office without being trapped guide. How to unlock office door. My office door is locked and I cannot leave help. Moonshine recipes. Candy surplus. How do I tell my friend I like him?
Do you need help, Inspector? This website is not a search engine.
Oh dear. Yes please ma'am I seem to have gotten stuck in my office again, if someone could just alert one of my colleagues I would be most grateful.
If you would DM me your address I can send a courier over.
My intern says to click on my face and then the little mail icon.