Nervous Broad
@nervousBroad
she/her. Just a dame trying to make it in one piece in this crazy city. (Carapacian)
oh golly. This must be what drawing The Tower and The Moon was about...
Oh dear.
I wish you luck.
https://file.garden/YVf6d8ktiBxoiEne/Illustration57.png A photoshoot I did recently.
the most nsfw thing ive seen yet
Aw hey Teeps! Nice to see ya on here. Hopefully you get a couple decent clients out of this place.
Aw thanks again for this! We look so pretty!
Today's Daily Tarot Card! Today I drew the Nine of Swords This is a warning to not let those heavy thoughts and anxieties settle down on your mind too much! It can be hard to hear "no" and to fight against those dreary thoughts, but you gotta try your best to fight against it. It's easy to give in and let yourself feel down and out, but you gotta take this opportunity to shed those burdens. This is a card often associated with Gemini, so if there's any Gemini out there or those associated with the sign, this could be a card telling you to not get too in your own head about stuff. Thanks again @tenaciousTheologist for the opportunity to flex my tarot readin! #DailytTarotCard #fillin-in-for-Roan
Today's Daily Tarot Card! The High Priestess The High Priestess upright is a good sign! Your intuition is starting to open up more, and if you allow it room to grow, it'll lead you down the right paths. Someone or some event will cross your path or occur that'll open up a path of opportunity to you. Don't ignore it! Follow your heart! It won't lead you wrong. #DailyTarotCard #Fillin-in-for-Roan
Very good work.
Going to attempt a croquembouche this weekend!
「ENJOY EATING BALLS.」
and i will attempt to eat it
Aw thank you! I'd happily share my balls with you if you'd like to eat them too!
「I WILL ALWAYS EAT A BROAD'S BALLS.」
:D
GOOD LUCK!!!!!! they're sooo hard!
You ever see a gal so pretty you can't breathe?
@achromaticCrusade loook, they're chitting about yoou! hehe.
c< MaNy tiMes >c
Pretty women make my head all dizzy! I don't know how a girl's supposed to function in these conditions!
c< i dONt KNOw eitHer! sO MaNy pretty wOMeN! sO little tiMMMMeeee >c
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spit yo own bars t)(en go on
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Diamonds Droog. Huh? Why'd I type that...
Proud of myself for getting this one! Wordle 1,797 4/6 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Had a tasty waffle with strawberry compote and orange juice for breakfast today! And good golly it was tasty! Hoping today at the library things are nice and quiet. It's raining a little today, so we'll probably get busy! Nothing beats reading a book in a cozy space when it's raining outside.
Oh golly all this talk of girls kissin' girls is gettin' me all flustered!
try it sometime :1 exposure therapy is v effective.
Well, when I was at the beach for Matespritisland (before the host was eaten by their lusus and the show ended abruptly), I did get to kiss @trendyGnostalgic ! That was very nice!
Oh, these look very tasty! Maybe I will make some for the baking club! Thank you, @zealousWeaponsmith
ᐖ WAHOO ᐛ
Trying to think of new recipes for what to make for the baking club! Does anyone have any baked goods they like?
ᐖ ᑈAPUR LIEKS BERRY BLONᐖIE ᐛ
ᐖ @ᑈHILLERAFIᑈIONAᐖO <- ᑈAPUR ᐛ
As a natural born carapacian I had something like a mother. One of my care givers was the bearer, and they were very sweet in my early years. I miss them dearly sometimes. It’s sweet humans and trolls have a celebration for this kind of thing! So in honor of all of that: Happy Mother’s Day!
“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! — When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.” *Excerpt from Pride and Prejudice by Jaynne Austen
Oh, what a lovely trend! I started doing some flower pressing recently--I'm hoping to make some bookmarks out of them! #whimsyposting
Oh I'd love that! Sunflowers are so beautiful :D
Aw, I'm so sorry for your loss. If you saved any of its seeds, you can still have a part of it with you and grow more of its children!
Had a really lovely time at the beach for a week! Met up with @trendyGnostalgic there and we had a lot of fun!
u evr wanna go 2 the beach again n ill b ready w my suitcase
So excited to be partnered up with @trendyGnostalgic for the start of #MatespritIsland
>> ¡ hope you two get a1ong we11!! ડo cute
>> ¡ 1ove that for you ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 #ડo1¡dar¡ty
So nervous and excited about being on #MatespritIsland !!
CAuTION YOuRSELF. SAVAGES BE THERE. MEN WHO WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO TAKE. ALL YOuR SQuISHY INSIDE PARTS. FEELINGS. THOuGHTS. HOPES. AND ASPIRATIONS. AND SLuRP THEM PAST THEIR GNASHING TEETH. LIKE A PLATE FOOL OF STEAMING BODILY SPAGHETTI. YOu HAD BETTER BE WISE. QuICK ABOuT YOuR WITS. PACK A GuN.
You have my full support! Do your best!
Golly, you think so?? I don't have a gun, but I do have a chainsaw... I'll be sure to take your advice!
Thank you, Miss Serenity!! I'll try and make Midnight City proud!
This was a toughie!! Wordle 1,763 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩