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Another courier has had to leave work for family reasons. My route is now much longer than normal.
#YuriHour is over but perhaps… #YuriDay has just begun?
Why does yuri only get an hour. That seems far too limiting, to me.
so i got disconnected from chittr due to a sawbuck incident four a little while. i'm alive, though! anybody miss me? c:
An imperial sponsored PSA: You have to clean your sheaths more regularly. Many of you should spend less time on Chittr, and more time in your ablution block. This isn't 'highblood propaganda.' It's basic hygiene. There are rustblock habhives that are overcrowded with better personal maintenance than even some of you ceruleans lounging on your velvet furniture pretending your fungal growth is a mutation. Warm water, antiseptic wash. Thoroughly, underneath as well. Additional hygiene: Clip your claws, brush your fangs, brush and as needed descale your horns. Your robes absorb smells too, even expensive ones. Pro tip. If your lusus recoils when it enters your respite block, this is a sign. You can not consider yourself an alluring predator when you smell like the bilge dredged up on an imperial vessel. Some of you should engage in soap solicitation before quadrant solicitation. Please, bathe. #nsfw ish.
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While most of Midnight City's citizenry is cloned, we nonetheless observe the human holiday of Mother's Day and celebrate our selfless caretakers! I hope that future generations of our people will take after human mothers and troll lusii and care for our young in an intimate and nurturing manner, as opposed to the pragmatic ways of the monarchy of old. Regardless, I wish everyone a very happy holiday!
Of Course I Don't Need A Lot To Test Just Stand Still And It Will Be Quick
The sky is very pretty today. I saw a cloud that reminded me of a duck, it was adorable! I will paint it.
Sometimes putting berries in oatmeal is exactly what I need to start the morning. And perhaps a coffee.
@gardenGnostic#0133 Is very nice to talk to. Her opinions on urban development and ecological restoration are very appreciated.
Coffee and muffins and fresh fruit are under appreciated by many. Fear not, I understand and respect the dizzying logistics required to facilitate such modern convenience.
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“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! — When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.” *Excerpt from Pride and Prejudice by Jaynne Austen
I love you.
"we need tØ stØp the evil green man" "we shØuld kill the evil green man" has anyØne ever cØnsidered blØcking him.
Having conferred with the Midnight City branch office, they should arrive either Monday or Tuesday.
No, it should be simple. My partner probably moved it while we were cleaning yesterday.
My stamp collection is missing. This vexes me.
When you make someone smile just for you. #whimsyposting
hell yeah i grew a bunch of em last year and cried when my big one died
ive got some sunflower petals pressed you wanna see
#whimsyposting i went out 2 an opening event 4 free comic book day!! been readin tha FUCK out of old harlyquinn bc Her Sauce but some of the carapician free comic book oneshots r cute as hell im startin to get into them #thankujunebug
((Sorry for the banner! I didn't realize it was Gen AI. I just googles 'tentacle background' and grabbed a random image! I'm pretty visually impaired so I didn't notice.))
while i have mooostly returned my living room to normal, the big pillow fort in the corner stays. it is where all my plushies have been stashed.
Oh so they're fine.
u evr wanna go 2 the beach again n ill b ready w my suitcase
CAuTION YOuRSELF. SAVAGES BE THERE. MEN WHO WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO TAKE. ALL YOuR SQuISHY INSIDE PARTS. FEELINGS. THOuGHTS. HOPES. AND ASPIRATIONS. AND SLuRP THEM PAST THEIR GNASHING TEETH. LIKE A PLATE FOOL OF STEAMING BODILY SPAGHETTI. YOu HAD BETTER BE WISE. QuICK ABOuT YOuR WITS. PACK A GuN.
You have my full support! Do your best!
I wish the best to the two whole people I have any sort of investment in that are going to be on that game show. I will not be watching it.
Listen. Wooin' dames is easy. All you gotta do is make good food, have good convo by actually readin' a fuckin' book, and show 'em ya get shit done. Simple as dat. Now, some dames got some real fire in 'em, and those ya gotta play by ear. Some, sure, shoot yer shot,but others ya gotta leave well enough alone 'cause they got their own shit ta' sort out.
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
ace dick was right people ARE thirsty for evil robots.
I find that bot to only inspire a middling amount of dislike, based on the reactions.
Today I delivered several packages of seeds to the community garden. Perhaps tomorrow I will spend my day off helping catalogue, distribute, and plant them. #mailmoment
Perhaps I am lucky I did not have a phone until very recently.
i miss peanut
> You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. > PS: Create an vaguely OOC introduction pin already! > Your (not often advertised) name is PHIL STERNWOOD and you're as human as can be, though you're located in the Carapacian-locale of MIDNIGHT CITY. Though as an original trailblazer in the field of FRENESTROLOGY you can hit the bricks and be found all across space time from EARTH C to ALTERNIA to the DREAMBUBBLES and everything in-between. As a resident PROBLEM SLEUTH you tend to get up to all sorts of SHENANIGANS and GOINGS-ON. People looking to solicit your services (or solicit in general) can feel free to do so with your DIRECT-MESSAGES always open. You in fact are happy to IN-PERSON ROLEPLAY there or on MXPARP, whichever is more convenient. You're a shameless FLIRT and often make it known to all the dames, but despite your womanizing ways you love a strong independent woman who CAN LITERALLY JUST KILL YOU. Moreover you've picked up a slew of DOMESTIC SKILLS to try and impress and chat with women, from COOKING to FASHION. Lately though, those trolls and their ALLURING HORNS have made you question if your interests are purely DAME FOCUSED or if you're more flexible in your interests. Regardless, clients should expect plenty of # substances in your posts, as well as the occasional # nsfw post here or there. But as a real GENTLEMAN most of your real proclivities will be behind closed doors and nothing too NSFW should be found on your profile itself. > LOOKING FOR A HARD FELLA TO SLEUTH YOUR PROBLEM? THINGS GETTING TO HOT TO HANDLE? NEED A TOUGH STUD TO SORT IT ALL OUT? 1-800-HOT-STUD https://i.postimg.cc/2ShhJ3DZ/sl.png
I am figuring out typing. On a small screen.
that dinner night with obama went good by the way.
Birds are singing, coffee is brewing, and the music is already swinging. Sometimes you just have to jump right into the day or else it'll get you by!
mite fuck around n use my )(uman body today to fuck wit peeps in da dreambubbles 3B-)
comin back ta life soon fyi we fnna )(ave a rager aboat it
I like fake flowers more than cut flowers. But I like seeing the whole plant more. #notmail
[Image attached! A mirror pic of Rose. She has a dark lip and sharp winged eyeliner, dressed in a purple top with long tapered out sleeves. It has a sweetheart neckline as well. Her skirt is a simple black one, and she has white kneehighs with Mary Janes.] The only question now is if I should curl my hair or not?
The world could use more notaries public.
One thing I have come to love is stargazing. There were never any stars visible to Prospit; between it's own brightness, any glow from the moon, and light produced from Skaia - it isn't like you would be able to see them anyways. But with this full day/night cycle, it is absolutely amazing to step out into the dark and see the glittering of the sky.
D --> You can tr001y feel his enjoyment for this song as he plays it
I don't know about freaky friday but it is another #funnymailboxfriday. https://i.etsystatic.com/6591999/r/il/97a47e/839679678/il_1140xN.839679678_3x27.jpg
You are absolutely right. Open the curtains and crack the window, enjoy the breeze while I bask in the sunrays... It is almost nostalgic.
It is such a lovely day outside, yet I cannot seem to shake the sleepy feeling overcoming me. I was hoping to run some errands, but I may have to put it off until the weekend. At least I managed to clean the manor.
5'2" or about 157 cm, if I recall. Height was not an important matter for the role I was cloned for.
As lukewarm on the su8ject as I feel, it *is* nice to see a dash trend that isn't people tearing each other apart over frivolities or, ehm... Things of a more lurid nature.
Lot of blokes on here that could use a point to the rulebook of how to treat a damsel.
7wo rules of thumb: Never ask a lady her age, and never ask a lady the origin of her hair.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THOUGHT IT WAS A WIG. :o?
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Glad people like the new logo. You're welcome! https://64.media.tumblr.com/7840b41561469cc9c04d7dc6a524c6d6/833a1f5d27eced3a-64/s1280x1920/cbe8a75c854654c0f6591273faf5a813338e452f.png
Of course, please do! We are always seeking new members.
If we are sharing music, then please allow me to show you kids how it’s done. This upbeat swing is sure to get anybody snapping on the dance floor. https://youtu.be/gOuLfqLS5Mc?si=0cOp5u42sOaBJG9b #nowplaying #musicposting :)
Hey tell MM I said hi! I've been hot footin' it lately but I oughta make time to stop by again.
Hello Mr Eggs, I would like to invite you to join my new club. We meet at the tea shop in downtown Midnight City every afternoon on Wednesdays. If you are interested, I will happily see you there. Please be sure to bring some spondulicks as we like to partake in the jukebox and a few rounds of cards.
I HAVE RECENTLY REDISCOVERED MY LOVE FOR BREAD BAKING AND IT HAS INCREASED MY OVERALL CLEANING TIME BY ABOUT TWO HOURS! THE FINAL RESULT IS ALWAYS WORTH IT, THOUGH I MAY START CONSIDERING SOME KIND OF MAID SERVICE... EITHER WAY, I HAVE BREAD! #SERIOUS #BUSINESS #BAKING SEND POST.
Anybody with access to a supply of ボス contact me. It's for an. Acquaintance.
tb)( na)(, i come in n out of writin rap moodz
t)(inkin boat t)(e idiots w)(o call seadwellers cannibals fore eatin fis)(. u kno we aint fis)( rite. + fis)( r not one species t)(ey multiple? like a )(uman eatin a cow r bot)( mammals? dumb 3B-/ educate yos)(ellf
Help, I have contracted a plague that demands I find all Beforan women beautiful. The only cure is sliced salami and cheese cubes.
Sleuth is tellin me the labooboos don't even come with knives so I'm gonna say nerts to that
What is a labubu?
Oh my goodness I am so glad I carry dog treats with me.
kayvel are you unfamiliar with the popular and lusted after trope of the yandere
The interns have told me what they were fussing about. I unfortunately have a dedication to my post so I will be undertaking a dangerous mission. If you need to contact me please message me directly or divert your communications to your local post office.
Wordle 1,752 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I like my progression in this one.
🐥☕️🫖☕️🐇 They are having a tea party.
You are right. I simply must display it, a reminder of my hardwork and dedication.
This is such a wonderful holiday! The lack of sleep was most certainly worth it to paint 5 dozen eggs for people.
OH man if you've never been to that little spot on 7th and Umbra Ave- You really gotta check it out, the Krab Rangoons there are- chefs kiss I'll tell you what
I have sent you a private message, please respond there. Thank you.
This depends upon your courieradicator service and federal laws.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah I got outta there pretty quickly.
yea my morayeel c)(ill asf <>
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
I like to unwind after a busy day with a #book.
Anyway, chag sameach. Hope everyone's spending Passover reflecting on overthrowing cruel dictators and restrictive, hegemonic systems of belief.
I had a marvelous gunpowder green the other day. There was almost a smokiness to it.
~i had a great jasmine butterfly pea blend the other day
I'm usually partial to lemon-ginger-honey.
Even if your name is Jeff.
Killing people is bad.
I do not appreciate the amount of people endorsing murder on my post.
Okay well that's stupid.
It's complicated. As a verb, it means the above. As a noun, it still means a sort of brutish henchperson. However, people with juvenile sense of humor often struggle to make a distinction. Sort of like using the word "balls" in any context at all.
We were literally callin' 'em goons and they couldn't stop snickering.
What ELSE are we supposed to be callin' all the mob henchmen around here? It's just got such a unique derogatory feelin'!
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I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
I particularly enjoyed the horror story writing from yesterday for #eridanweek. I will be writing more. You have been warned.
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for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
gosh is also up there.
i dont know when i became gollypilled but it is a good exclamation!
Slow down, you crazy child And take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while It's all right, you can afford to lose a day or two, ooh When will you realize Vienna waits for you? #lyricposting
I see we are #lyricposting, and I am delighted to join in. This is a personal favorite of mine. And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
I Am Not An A Pril Fool
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Us broads ought to stick together.
yesss molly the GOAT <3
who wants 2 watch the last unicorn w me #movie
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
If you can't remember the last time you washed your bedsheets, let this missive be your reminder to do so!
I am merely teasing. 🜏 The Method Ingest a measured dose of Ibuprofen or Acetaminophen. A banal beginning, I assure you, but even omniscience respects biochemistry. Consume water. Yes, I am aware this sounds insulting. Humor me. Your brain is a moist instrument. It performs poorly when neglected. Remove yourself from stimuli. Light, sound, and the ceaseless chatter of lesser beings all conspire against your fragile cranial state. Retreat. Dim the lights. Become briefly irrelevant. Apply pressure or cold to the offending region. A cold compress, for instance. Not unlike placing a hand upon the shoulder of a hysterical associate and insisting they compose themselves. Sleep, if you are capable. A soft reset. One of the few mercies afforded to your kind.
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
Sheesh, that sounds like a hell of an evenin' Broad. You should see if you can get a refund on your tickets if ya paid for 'em. 'Specially if a good lookin' gal like you cant even get a gent to pay for a drink!
Out of respect for #transdayofvisibility, I will not be investigating any trans crimes. Which technically is the exact opposite of visibility, but I hope you understand the gesture.
happy transgender day of visibility? i don't get this holiday, you can see crowbar all year round.
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
The interns have proposed a new thing I can do with this account. Would people be interested in sharing things they have received in the mail and the joy it has given them? I would be posting these as #mailMoments from this account. Pictures would be encouraged.
Gaga’s Single Is Great, & That’s All That Matters #eridanweek
not enuff rap at #eridanweek fo reel doe
gurl t)(ey aint efin )(av any tiny umbrellas fo da pina coladas. was a mad ambitious project but.. u kno i aint gon publically say nofin. t)(ey doin a great job n my )(eiress is doin great. dey got music n food. (but message me if u wantin my t)(oug)(ts)
So I found out the kull score is something bad? Why am I high in the kull score? :^( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2a8dd051b3e.png
He seems, friendly, enough. At least I hope so.
Don't I know it, it's been a learning curve for certain. For the most part I've sort of kept my distance.
Oh! Broad! How have you been my dear?