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@peregrineMendicant

Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. Mail.

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Another courier has had to leave work for family reasons. My route is now much longer than normal.

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@nervousBroad[NB]

Make sure to pace yourself!

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I should change my icon... I need something with my hat but without the rags.

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That makes two men calling me pretty in dubious circumstances in the last 48 hours. Do I need to be concerned?

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

I'm pretty sure he's just drunk so.

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And what was your excuse?

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@packageHandler[PH]

i reCkon you'll be alri6ht, ma'am! ^◡^

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

I have eyes.

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@packageHandler[PH]

i was 6onna say pretty too but it felt kinda fuCked up to say it on the post where you're a bit ConCerned about folks sayin' it already. >◡<

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You're a much nicer fellow than the other two. I am more than happy to accept a compliment from you, Mr. Erzhix.

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@packageHandler[PH]

well in that Case, ma'am, yer a darn pretty postal mistress 'n' it's always a deli6ht to see ya. ^◡^

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Likewise, you are a fine courier. Happy trails to you, and please do not be a stranger.

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@packageHandler[PH]

wouldn't dream of it ma'am - happy trails t'you too!

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

"DAAAAAAD! THERES A MONSTER UNDER MY BED" Goes to look under it to prove there isn't Theres a mirror in front of me

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#COLLABS
In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.
@collaborationKing[CK]

I WOULD COLLAPSE THE ENTIRE HOUSE WITH THEM INSIDE IT, PERSONALLY. BUT IF YOU HAVE A BETTER APPROACH TO THIS SITUATION, DO SHARE IT. IT'S GREAT TO #COLLAB ON THESE SORTS OF THINGS. [∙]

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That is so funny! You have good kids, Mister Noir.

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In case nø øne has tøłd yøu łateły, it is genuineły økay if yøu døn’t meet whatever expectatiøns ør assumptiøns randøm internetgøers płace øn yøu. Yøu døn’t øwe øther chittr users cønførmity tø the cøncepts they’ve made up før yøu.

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@packageHandler[PH]

yeah i'd do well to remember this more, really...

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I very much welcome a return to normalcy after the weekend. I have missed making my rounds.

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@packageHandler[PH]

you 'n' me both! safe travels, friend!

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For anyone curious, I was the Harpy at the masquerade today. I do believe I owe someone a feather. If they would care to message me, I will provide one.

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Well, that was all a bit much for me.

This Masquerade is exhausting. At least I have met some nice people.

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why are you like this?

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You know what. Changing my plans. Practicing my swordplay today. Challengers welcome.

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Dibs.

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Time and place?

Ambivalent. Preferably somewhere empty. You're a prospitian correct.? Is your world's battlefield still in one piece.?

I am far away from there now. And far away from exile. But I can find an empty expanse.

I need to calm down.

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I suppose I could have been a monarch if I wanted to. But truly I think that would have broken his poor heart.

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On this day of rest I find myself wondering why they were called kingdoms when they were all democratic from inception. Perhaps it is simply the word we were used to. If it were up to me I think I would have been partial to the term polities and made them far more cosmopolitan to begin with, but... I suppose I have only one vision for the future out of many.

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Having an apple for lunch. Do you eat the core as well, or compost it?

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EAT the core. I do.

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I'm glad we agree on this.,

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|-===--- MiCroDoSing CYaNide Is What Keeps My InTelLect Strong. Eat It.

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Happy #funnymailboxfriday. [A picture of two comically large sculpted fingers, holding a mailbox between them like a cigarette.]

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Good morning Chittr. Don't forget that any mail-in ballots must be posted by election Day.

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Perhaps I should find some soporifics. Human melatonin does not seem to be doing much for me.

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Ah, alright. Well. Midnight City politics will be what they are. And the movements of Scratch Doctors are... Primarily not my concern. So yes, of no particular consequence for me personally.

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