Postal Mistress
@peregrineMendicant
Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. Mail.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6accc87f34e1.jpg Sculpting is my passion
I do not like it when sidewalks are uneven. Sometimes I would appreciate it if people had more respect for traffic rules.
what if i drew a little heart in the wet cement just for you
That would be very sweet as long as it did not make the surface too uncomfortable to navigate for wheeled devices.
Make sure you are Jeff the Using Contraceptives and Jeff the Getting Regular STI Testing
I like to unwind after a busy day with a #book.
@aventurineCopycat I sharpened my sword per your request. Thank you for the reminder.
I do not appreciate the amount of people endorsing murder on my post.
i like and endorse the mail! can i help you with the mail please :)
I would certainly not decline your help maam. Feel free to visit the office any time.
Killing people is bad.
Even if your name is Jeff.
WRONG. #INCORRECT
I am allowed to Jeff the Kill.
Alright I figure someone here will be honest and forthwith about it. Is there something about calling someone a “goon” suddenly? I suppose it is a funny sounding word but I can’t imagine what’s so funny about calling someone it.
i believe the word's gone through a semantic change to mean someone who.. "satisfies themselves" an unhealthy amount.. or something like that
We were literally callin' 'em goons and they couldn't stop snickering.
It is but oh no Dame it means something so much worse now!
I suppose that makes sense. Still what a terrible evolution for the word!
I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
Wordle 1,749 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I had to think for a moment, but I was lucky.
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
Y3st3rn1ght m4d3 m3 r34l1z3 1 w1ll n3v3r jok1ngly st4t3 th4t 1 w1ll 4llow cr1m3 or do murd3r 4g41n. 1 must st4y tru3 to mys3lf. NO murd3r. NO cr1m3. TH1S 1S FOR JUST1C3.
{Justice is very important. I support this.}
1 4m s4y1ng 1 do not condon3 cr1m3. Th1s should b3 obv1ous. 1 4m 4 l3g1sl4c3r4tor.
I must cėrtaiṅly agrėė. Thėrė is ṅȯ JUSTICė iṅ Murdėr aṅd DėATH! ėvėṅ iṅ a jȯkiṅg mattėr...
The post has no interest in pranking you. Neither do I. You do not need to worry about being pranked while looking at my chits.
"not here for a long time here for a good time" not same im here for a long time that i will cause problems in
The interns have proposed a new thing I can do with this account. Would people be interested in sharing things they have received in the mail and the joy it has given them? I would be posting these as #mailMoments from this account. Pictures would be encouraged.
good morning everybody!
I don't know who Eridan is.
oh it's a person? i thought they were talking about a show or something.
https://i.imgur.com/N4nMI3O.png @peregrineMendicant#0414 what the fuck is that in the background. i don't know. explosion. #slickart
Thank you. The explosion makes this feel very dynamic.
I will look up vegetable lasagna recipes when I am finished working for the day thank you my friends in chittr.ing
Does lasagna have vegetables in it?
Sometimes. Most often, their primary filling is meat and cheese, but vegetable lasagna is not terribly uncommon.
it can! it can have meat and veggies. it's also in a tomato sauce. if u count it as fruit or veggie
ANYTHING CAN HAVE VEGETABLES IN IT IF YOU PUT THEM THERE. BUT GENERALLY IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU CLASSIFY TOMATOES. A WIDELY DEBATED TOPIC.