Postal Mistress
@peregrineMendicant
Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. Mail.
I do not like it when sidewalks are uneven. Sometimes I would appreciate it if people had more respect for traffic rules.
what if i drew a little heart in the wet cement just for you
That would be very sweet as long as it did not make the surface too uncomfortable to navigate for wheeled devices.
I like to unwind after a busy day with a #book.
@aventurineCopycat I sharpened my sword per your request. Thank you for the reminder.
I do not appreciate the amount of people endorsing murder on my post.
i like and endorse the mail! can i help you with the mail please :)
I would certainly not decline your help maam. Feel free to visit the office any time.
Killing people is bad.
Even if your name is Jeff.
WRONG. #INCORRECT
I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
Wordle 1,749 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I had to think for a moment, but I was lucky.
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
The post has no interest in pranking you. Neither do I. You do not need to worry about being pranked while looking at my chits.
The interns have proposed a new thing I can do with this account. Would people be interested in sharing things they have received in the mail and the joy it has given them? I would be posting these as #mailMoments from this account. Pictures would be encouraged.
I don't know who Eridan is.
oh it's a person? i thought they were talking about a show or something.
I will look up vegetable lasagna recipes when I am finished working for the day thank you my friends in chittr.ing
Does lasagna have vegetables in it?
Sometimes. Most often, their primary filling is meat and cheese, but vegetable lasagna is not terribly uncommon.
it can! it can have meat and veggies. it's also in a tomato sauce. if u count it as fruit or veggie
ANYTHING CAN HAVE VEGETABLES IN IT IF YOU PUT THEM THERE. BUT GENERALLY IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU CLASSIFY TOMATOES. A WIDELY DEBATED TOPIC.
Oh my goodness I cannot be looking at the things people post here while at work.
Things have gotten quite um...well! Not safe for work!
Criminals are discussing lasagna on my posts.
Can you blame them. Lasagna is pretty good
It could be worth trying. And I could always bring you some, provided I end up speaking to the right one of you.
Good morning everyone, I hope you are ready to face your day.
Oh, hello @fondlyRegarding.
Hello, Miss! I am doffing my hat in greeting. I figured I would say as such since this is a text-medium.
Wonderful! I hope your duties delivering the mail go smoothly! :D
Nothing has delayed me yet in the swift completion of my appointed rounds. :)
Hmmm. I am taking advice on other things to post on days of the week. We already have funny mailbox Friday, does the public have any suggestions?
mail monday where you post pretty envelopes and packages and stuff
No, mrs Mendicant. People are stealing Packages....Like To the Point they'll Hop Fences to get the Boxes
Then perhaps law enforcement should be looking for them. We don't have the time it the man power to deal with every thief in the city.
He is not on account of having been killed. Thank you for the reminder, good day.
@waspkeeperVanguard Remember the caps lock key.
THAT KEY HAS DONE FAR TOO MUCH DAMAGE TO ME IN THE PAST. I REFUSE TO ENGAGE WITH IT UNTIL IT APOLOGIZES.
THE FUCKING MAYOR??? yo dude this is the best fucking day of my life
"Tagging" innocent couriers is a major offense and I will not stand for it. Until further notice we will be suspending deliveries to Felt Manor.
Kind, but unnecessary. The matter of cleaning has already been handled. This does not mean deliveries will resume.