Postal Mistress
@peregrineMendicant
((Pfp is by me!)) Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. Mail.
i just Can't. Can't stop thinkin' about it. about her. it's... i think it's my fault. i invited her to stay with me a little while baCk. i offered her to live as lon6 as she needed or wanted with me. that she weren't a 6uest, she lived here. she smiled. she Cried. let her experienCe Comforts she hadn't had in sweeps if at all. held eaCh other. i was 6onna proteCt her. 6ive her the world she bri6htened so muCh. somethin6 she'd earned. but apparently it wasn't up to me or her whether that worked out. so they took her away. and now she's 6one. world's darker than ever. i shouldn't have let her 6et Close to me. should've stayed away. at least then she'd be alive. at least then she wouldn't have 6one throu6h so muCh more bullshit. but i just had to be a hero. i just had to try 'n' help. instead i just Cursed her. killed her. mi6ht as well have thrown her into that lake myself. they'd have never taken her away if i just stayed away from her. she'd still be alive. 6loomweiss would still be smilin6.
I'm sorry, Curree. I did not know your friend, but she sounds like a wonderful soul. I would ask that you show yourself kindness in these dreadful times. I know it is hard, but... The world is brighter with you in it, too. Would you like me to bring you something? Just food, likely. You need not even greet me at the door.
It can be Jack Hour Every Pms nightmare
To borrow a phrase I've seen in a few places. I believe they call that a target rich environment.
I will be very disappointed.
No, I do not. As I said, I would be very disappointed. I had hoped you would not inherit your father's disregard for humble postal workers.
okay up we 6et, time for work. mail won't deliver itself. plus i feel like i'm intrudin' 9n the #hornypostin6 some ri6ht now, feels like it ain't quite intended for fellers ri6ht now. ^◡^;
May your route be safe and your rounds swift, Curree.
.regularly scheduled obligatory furann beat down incominG .WATCH MY ASS PULL Up .paint your parcelbox in my color and cover it in googly globes stuck on with the most powerful adhesive I can finD .then i fill it with my lusus beheamoth leavings and disappear without a tracE .you are forced to get a new parcel box and can never find mE #violence
I would ask that you deface something other than a mailbox, please.
.no can dO
HE'S INVITED HIMSELF OVER. IT IS 4 IN THE MORNING!!! :^(
cheeseburger inn mmailbox. bitch
Rude.
@peregrineMendicant#0414 Not sure if I trust such a straight edge lookie loo like yourself snooping around.
Oh don't worry. I don't get up to much snooping and I have little sway in the criminal justice department. Just respect my department and keep the mail crimes to a minimum and we'll get on acceptably.
Do I make myself clear?
i have just fired a heavy artillery missile at a mailbox by accident.
AR please do not damage what is technically government property. Were there letters inside at the time?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i mizz him. #vaguep0zting #yearning [END MESSAGE]
I know the feeling.
unlawfully accumulating chalk is a terrible felony.
... It's been a long time. Good to see you again.
Sometimes, though I doubt some would believe it, my feet do get sore. I'm an old woman after all. ;)
\ what d0es that w1nky face mean 1n th1s c0ntext? /
Mostly that few people are aware just how old of a woman I am. Perhaps I should go back to keeping my emoticon usage to a minimum.
you ever get the feelin you were supposed to be something more?
I sometimes get the feeling I could have been something greater and more terrible. I find the fact that that is a mere shadow upon the canvas of my history a welcome comfort. The world has enough murderers and monarchs.
ya know, can’t say i disagree. as far as im concerned it only needs the one.