♦ pitied by @peregrineMendicant
============== ==> Log on. Well. With the talk of public execution on the discussion podium tonight, you're going to disregard that trauma and log off. ============== #narration
((I keep seeing @caliBorn replying “HEY” to every post. Is this me going insane, a bit they’re doing, or a Chittr glitch?
If you insist...in any case, I'm only ashamed that I can only dispense advice for you. And my sympathies, should you not 8e too "tough as nails" to accept it.
my arm is annoying me.
one day we will all get what we deserv
I think the funniest thing is the NDA they made people sign. Like Real talk what was that suppose to do in this situation #eridanweek
Troll 8runo Mars howled at the moon for the last time.
The lesson we all learned from this is uh NDAs do jackshit and read the fine print????
i wanna go outsiiiideee but da sun is oooouttt, awoooo x(((
gETTING MY ibs TREATED #GIRL
JANE CROCKER WHEN I GET MY CLAWS ON YOU.
cant sleep....the eight foot tall metallic Entity wont leave me the fuck alone...
He's right, the paper just isn't up to snuff.
The papers here aren't as good as I am used to.
Rip spades slick His funeral was held about 2 hours ago may he rest in peace Stay tuned
I do miss him. https://i.ibb.co/HL7kC93N/image-2026-04-03-051347487.png
Murder is morally nuanced.
To my understanding, it's a 007 situation. He has a license for it, as it's his profession, so it's fine.
got fired from my job / shows will be more infrequent
Well. I made a lovely friend there, but oh goodness Dame it was Terrible. At least two people died, I paid far too much for a Pina Colada that I didn't get to drink, I fainted twice, Slick destroyed the bouncy castle and escaped, and I spilled half of my second drink when I fainted. :( And I didn't even get to hear Troll Cher.
Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.
deuce and i are gonna be extra famous.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2357760b1898.png ??? @tendriltheurgist
I AIN'T CAT CALLIN'. I'M COMPLIMENTIN'. I AIN'T REDUCIN' YOU TO AN OBJECT. I'M ADMIRIN' YER BEAUTY BEFERE ME BECAUSE I AIN'T EVER SEEN SO MANY RIDONCULOUS BABES ABOUT. ALSO, LOTS A NICE RACKS. #NSFW
hb is afraid of professing his love for a man so he acts sexist to make up for it.
Can someone please tell me what is this thing called 'yuri' Is it a baked good?
How do you DELETE chitts I’m NOT gay :(
Uh, I've been seeing this thing called "yuri" going around. Who's that?
I HEARD THIS STUPID WEBSITE TIME TRAVELS. FUCKING STOP THAT. I HATE THAT.
i'll admit it. i ate that pint of icecream that had been in the freezer for 2 weeks. i thought they forgot about it.
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
Operation Window Brood is continuing with mixed results. I feel the correct dramatics but every time a car outside makes a right turn it hits the exact angle to completely blind me for a few seconds.
THAT KEY HAS DONE FAR TOO MUCH DAMAGE TO ME IN THE PAST. I REFUSE TO ENGAGE WITH IT UNTIL IT APOLOGIZES.
𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝙰 𝟹𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙶 𝙽𝙴𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙲 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙺𝙰𝚉𝙰𝙺𝙷𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝙳 '𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙼𝙿' 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙴𝚇𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙼𝙴
AS A CLONE FRESH OUT THE VAT THEY TRIED TO GET ME TO REVER THE HORRORTERRORS BUT ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS BEEKEEPING AND MAKING MY FRIENDS LAUGH SO YOU CAN SEE THAT I WAS FULL UP. NO ROOM FOR DEITIES.
Inny stop stalking my posts I know you're obsessed with me but please.
“I'll never know, and neither will you, of the life you don't choose. We'll only know that whatever that sister life was, it was important and beautiful and not ours. It was the ghost ship that didn't carry us. There's nothing to do but salute it from the shore.” *Excerpt from Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed
nah this is a typical evening with him its his way of asking for hugs
here i am just trying to enjoy my jasmine iced tea and jack has the nerve to ATTACK ME
Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.
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I more meant, reply on this thread with the perfect sandwich. But it seems my chitt fell flat on its face. It's alright, they can't all be winners.
♰ i wish this was my mailbox... ♰
black label society's new album is out and i'm not ready to cry yet... but i gotta listen to ozzy's song. i know zakk wylde poured his heart into this album and especially that track... i'm still not over the fact that ozzy is gone! :(
How do you all have the time to focus on this damn website for so long? I had some work to do, now it's a different place.
social anxiety. #help
Hmmm, maybe you're right. That's why you never trust a Crew member, they're slimy snakes.
i can hear crowbar smashing bottles with his namesake.
That's why you don't trust carapacians. Yall stab each other in the back on a whim.
i think im going to drive under the influence tonight to soften the blow of being abandoned by someone i thought i could trust. street racing will be organised later. i won't bomb any of your cars this time. #substances
i kinda wish i had just tried to catch it. i think theyre gonna be ok!
never ever gonna complain about my powers again turning into wind is really nice when people wanna commit vehicular meslaughter.
stunning. immaculate. 4/4 stars. beautiful. kudosed multiple times. i'm printing this out and stapling it to crowbar's door.
What in the hell is this.
who requested this. who was it. who requested this.
I. WHA7. WHA7. WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.
I got bored and blocked the peanut.
>who the fuck is going through and reacting to all of my chits stop artificially inflating my score
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good fucking grief.
Feelin awful hardboiled right now. Any hysterical dames in need of assistance?
IM DOING IT IM GOING FORWARD IN TIME RIGHT NOW AS I WRITE THIS!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOPIEEEEE YAYYYYY
You'd think I have like three jobs with how many people keep laying claim to my employment.
"Stop browsing Chittr". "Don't you have anything better to do". Save a life, apparently. Which I wouldn't have known to do if not for Chittr.
I once tried to drink saltw8r. Not recommended!
I really ought to stop burning the midnight oil as much as I have been.
s0mething really funny and depressing ab0ut seeing l0ngtime friends and vague acquaintances alike pr0strate themselves f0r 0nline p0ints. shitty s0cial media really is the great equalizer.
Omgf. Officesss unlicked again yaaaaaaaaay. Thanmk you miss potal. Postal aervice.
Oh dear. Yes please ma'am I seem to have gotten stuck in my office again, if someone could just alert one of my colleagues I would be most grateful.
How to lock office door and not be locked in forever. How to lock door to office without being trapped guide. How to unlock office door. My office door is locked and I cannot leave help. Moonshine recipes. Candy surplus. How do I tell my friend I like him?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT TAKES TWO WIPES TO KNOW YOU ONLY NEEDED ONE, BUT ONLY ONE WIPE TO KNOW THERE WILL BE A THOUSAND MORE! DAILY BREAD! #wisdom #philosophy #mindset https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d53d95ab5188.png
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you wish you could get even close to my soul siphoning steez
Do me a favour. Punch your spades fur me.
fuck this fuck you im going blankie mode good fucking night you goddamn freaks <3<
post felt hate while the west sleeps. they won't be able to counter us.
since pvp was deleted, rankmaid-sensei shall declare a new pvp! the maximum number of badges that an account can have shown is 7. the first to 7 is the winner of chittr! (tags: pvp, user/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge, archive rating: G)
wwhen you go to the FLARP meet and evveryone actually bothered to create a costume https://files.catbox.moe/mg9tzq.jpg
chat its 4 am should i do an all nightEr or go to bEddy
Driving! I have one just not a very... official one... yet...
>nothingburger >looks inside >nothing
Typing with a 8ionic arm is difficult.
> any0ne else ever t1red but als0 t00 energ1zed t0 rest
#ChittrConfessional I used to play World of Warcraft.
Just 9nce I w9uld l9ve t9 understand the 96sessi9n that s9me tr9lls have with trying t9 f9rce nicknames 9n 9ther pe9ple with9ut their c9nsent. H9w hard can it 6e t9 just call s9me9ne what they wish t9 6e called? #Vaguechitting #KankriIs9nlySixLetters #ItsN9tDifficult
is cartoons for nerds that r a different kinda nerd than i am (and im not actually AGAINST IT i just like causing internet probs LOOOOOL)
This we8site is making me feel old.
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
Since when u need a license 2 drive....
Nevermind, the war is back on. Mama is trying to take the kids. #DivorceCourt #CallMaury #SaveRose #DaveYoureStuckToo
........imperial cruiser? <:/
they put nesben in the fucking torment nexus
There are old men messaging me.
ʚɞ NOOOOOOOOOOO MY FUCKIUFGHNJ LUSISS COMKJE BACKKKKK https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/my%20fucaking%20lisus.png ʚɞ