♦ pitied by @peregrineMendicant
sorry. for fillin' up the dashboard with my wailin'. i don't really know what else to do. just want it to stop hurtin' i 6uess. just... i don't know. i don't know. i want a hu6. i need to sleep. i'm 6onna do the latter. m'sorry a6ain.
suns Comin' up anyway. i should sleep. maybe i'll 6et to see those horrorterror assholes in my dreams so i Can fuCkin sCream at them for takin' her away 'n' 6ettin' her to... 6'li6ht.
y'all enjoy your evenin'. smile. s'what she would've wanted.
i ain't 6ot any stren6th left. i don't want to think anymore. i'm 6oin' to the 'Cupe.
i just Can't. Can't stop thinkin' about it. about her. it's... i think it's my fault. i invited her to stay with me a little while baCk. i offered her to live as lon6 as she needed or wanted with me. that she weren't a 6uest, she lived here. she smiled. she Cried. let her experienCe Comforts she hadn't had in sweeps if at all. held eaCh other. i was 6onna proteCt her. 6ive her the world she bri6htened so muCh. somethin6 she'd earned. but apparently it wasn't up to me or her whether that worked out. so they took her away. and now she's 6one. world's darker than ever. i shouldn't have let her 6et Close to me. should've stayed away. at least then she'd be alive. at least then she wouldn't have 6one throu6h so muCh more bullshit. but i just had to be a hero. i just had to try 'n' help. instead i just Cursed her. killed her. mi6ht as well have thrown her into that lake myself. they'd have never taken her away if i just stayed away from her. she'd still be alive. 6loomweiss would still be smilin6.
YOU KNOW I SHOULD REALLY INVITE MORE OF MY SIBLINGS ON THIS SITE THE ONLY ONES HERE ARE REX, WHO I LOVE WITH MY HEART BUT I DON'T KNOW WTF HE IS SAYING HALF THE TIME AND BELLA WHO IS A BITCH :I
if it was jade, it'd definitely be a Comfy Cozy Cuddly Cube thou6h.
i still don't know what she meant by that but i don't think its 6onna be Comfy Cozy Cuddly Cube. probably Cube of unspeakable an6uish.
.gooD
.no can dO
fuck imm sorry mms post office i mmeannt cheeseburger inn mmailbox yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay
Morning shift! Helping myself to some much needed coffee before I tackle the bathroom here. Pretty sure someone did some crazy amounts of troll cocaine in there. #sevenelevenposting
Pr0s f0r n0t having a j0b: - free time - n0 0ne tell me what t0 d0 😎 C0ns f0r n0t having a j0b: - n0 m0ney 0n0 - cant buy anything - ben and jerrys d0esnt gr0w 0n trees
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i mizz him. #vaguep0zting #yearning [END MESSAGE]
I'm suspecting spite.
Why is this website still here. Has anybody worked it out yet.
this is crazy, why does this seahorse want me dead.
what i meant in my last post was me asking who decided to steal my AMMUNITION. this is a federal offense and will be investigated. whoever did it will be arrested in the name of justice.
unlawfully accumulating chalk is a terrible felony.
@peregrineMendicant#0414 Not sure if I trust such a straight edge lookie loo like yourself snooping around.
<:( Awh man They're sending me back to the pound AGAIN. Goodlight everypony.
https://media.tenor.com/qAwtcJqeWhEAAAAd/fantastic-mr-fox-destruction.gif PM when there is a other me on this site.
This website is my hell.
…wait, why the fuck don’t i get to be the cool hellhound motherfucker? now how the hell is that fair.
HATEHATEHATEHATE
HELLO! Do you have goals? Have you taken steps today to achieve one of them?
* oh shit pop wuiz in troll college classes brb * scary
(accidental doublepost pls ignore)
A cursory glance makes me think none of the Midnight Crew here are mine. Shame, but all the same to me, really. I’ve started from scratch before.
So, that answers the question of “is every version that annoying”, then.
I LIKE CLICKING THE BUTTONS ON THE BOTTOM--BUT I DO NOT ENJOY THE "HATE" BUTTON! I DO NOT LIKE TO HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE ME NO HARM OR WRONG.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] idi0t update: he iz zcreaming. [END MESSAGE]
yeah i will
sorry i don't live up to everyone's expectations. i'm just doing what i need to.
i always believed in loyalty it's what's what got me through everything it's all that matters anymore
☆*☆*☆These training videos are very boring.☆*☆*☆
i woke up chained to a radiator.. are you kidding me.. trying to find the key.. then I'll give facts..
whoops.. i really shouuld get glasses, shouuldnnt i..?
Well then you'll have to fight PM and a very big green man so I think you are losing that fight
Worse by the light. (( #rosessketchbook ))
Well they'll probably be dead so
i dont like the blue thing in deltaboon
;'CC < somewone stole mew pet rock ;(
== i got... stuck... in a vent... but i'm free now... ==
I need to stop having text conversations with weird emotional undertones.
8ut they’re so tasty
I don't think they were ever intended to be pleasant to look at. Popcorn ceilings, that is. They're really just there to disguise any imperfections on the ceiling and gift you with lung cancer a few decades down the line.
=oXO popcorn ceilings often have asbestos in them¡ which is fine for some but I hear very toxic for others''' =oXO
Sometimes he is cute.
I'm going to go and get into a fistfight. Just seems like the kind of night for it.
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’D THINK FROM THE WAY YOU PEOPLE POST EVERY PERSON HERE IS FUCKIN’ EVERY OTHER PERSON HERE.
c< alsO fucK tHe ratHalOs plate drOp iN MONster HuNter ONe! >c
i'm sure none of this will Come baCk to haunt me 'n' my dreams. o◡o
[BEGIN MESSAGE] pan hurtz again... perhapz i have been t00 eager t0 c1ear my cachez and archivez. [END MESSAGE]
(\ /) death for death, as they say. i'm not one to normally condone vengeance of this nature but sometimes it is necessary when that's all you can manage to do. don't try to levy it too hard against yourself, curree. this has clearly given you enough distress as is, and it is not in vain to take some time to mourn and recover for yourself.
fuCk it i'm Callin6 a sCuttleCab. a sCab if you will. i don't want to walk anymore. i just want to 6o home. so i'm 6onna do that. now i'm puttin6 the palmhusk down. i'll see you folks when i see ya.
tired blep :p i need a way to make that emote look sleepy
mnnnope nope nope!!! i am NOT letting that make me think sad. hell no. moving on!
c< Hey, guess wHat fucKeN sucKs i weNt 2 tHe sHOps, 2 buy sOMe dOc pep, aNd tHey were all Out.... aNd i cried #sad >c
Oh yeah he was also probably really fucking tired. Flying through space at that speed while getting chased. Not fun.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I miss Rankmaid.」
be stupid on a saturday call that stupidity saturday.
Sometimes I consider. Turning back around. A little bit.
I STILL AWAIT A RETURN TO NORMALCY. WHICH SEEMS TO BE LATE FOR ME.
https://i.postimg.cc/wMkXSpHJ/image-2026-05-30-135742935.png Not for me. But good.
CONSENSUALLY
🙏🙏🙏 sory no chitrng sum1 worying casey
PLEASE. DO NOT DO THAT.
I HATE THEM!!!! DON'T LIKE EM!!!!
Wish I didn't read that.
That was vomit inducing, but we carry on. #emeto
If we could trade for a day. I would let us.
I miss the mail.
yeah… no…. im still used to at least a quarter of rexs vocab being BLAH and IT ME
FOR ANYONE PLAYING THE GAME, I HAVE A HELPFUL AND HANDY TIP THAT WILL SAVE YOU HEADACHES IN THE FUTURE TIP #1: EATING IMPS IS A MORALLY RIGHT OPTION AND WILL GRANTED YOU POWERS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
I NEED TO GO. VOMIT.
Pretty sure there's already an evil me 'round this website but I got a job and a girlfriend so I ain't got time for all that.
cloud nap always sounds cozy then boom. the wet fog!
[ONLINE - BEGIN MESSAGE] ...z1eep iz...here... ...fina11y... ...g00d1ight... [END MESSAGE - OFFLINE]
this is like the dark souls of doing chores. casey keeps jumping out and i have to parry her!
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE WHEN I SEE THOSE FUNNY PEOPLE WITH THE FLASHING BALL BADGE THE DOG PART OF BRAIN WANTS TO GET IT. BALLBALLBALLBALL.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oh. binkii's⁀lusus⁀is. hm.
(=^^･ω･^^=) >8L4CK JUN3CR0??? 3H?? 3HHHHH?
nuzzling you....... boof :( i know that feeling jade im still trying to figure out why some days im just fine and others i want to crawl into a hole and stay there forever
i cant really put words to it just feeling a really deep and existential sort of... i dunno i guess im sad? its hard to say
My! That's a lot of notific8ions to return to. I've scarcely posted in over a week- How are people even finding these things to react to?
SLEEPY AWOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK....
The food came out and Rorian said, "oh fuck, yum!" I think she's making fun of my and my spreadsheets.
i stepped intO the dOg park and fOund myself in a desert. One nOt tOO unlike the desert surrOunding night vale. there is a mOuntain here with a lighthOuse On the tOp.
OKAY TIME TO MENTALLY DEBATE HOW MUCH MORE STUPID COULD I BE HIGH VERSUS DRUNK IN TERMS OF POSTING.
Okay dude not only is fiening for me he's hating my chitts, holy fuck. "⚪ Hm, I think I…hate him."
Sometimes I wonder how much of the hornyposting is the genuine article rather than an attempt to farm kult off of the porn-addicted minds of the Chittr audience. Or both, maybe. I can't say shit, though. At this point, I'm a Guinness World Record holder for the amount of 'Fell For it Again' awards I've been issued from this site alone. I'm the motherfucker getting milked (in more ways than one) for kult. It is me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19182aabec96.webp #nsfw #vagueposting? Sure.
Every day I log onto Chittr and see him shooting himself in the foot.
NO!!!! THE ANIMAL!!!!
DON'T LIKE EM. I'M NOT GOING INTO THIS.
Feelings are conflicting and weird.
*found. Bit tired tonight
To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour. — Auguries of Innocence, William Blake #poetryposting
was forced to go out and ig i had a *fine* time cause no one called me dude or anythin but i was mostly thinking about how much better of a time id have in my sick as fuck #nest #mysticksandtwigs
I do not yearn. I think about something and I feel my head split from brow to nape and feel the way the light that pours from inside scorches the hemispheres of my brain. By the time the skin mends and heals over again I've forgotten what I was thinking about and go back to drawing on my phone.
summer Can suCk my bul6e. i'm home thou6h. >︵<
I tried something different. Threw my sword at him. It just floated away. Had to take a detour to get it back. I know he is laughing over there.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀sometimes⁀misses⁀the⁀tra(V)el.
so desperate for relevance you'll give your identity away. as if that makes you relevant. as if the relevant person is you and not who they turn you into.
If I wanted to be silly. And make jokes. I would say they are fighting over me. Ans I am flattered. But I do not make jokes. Or be silly.
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Never really thought about it much, honestly. It's just kind of a facet of life with varying degrees of mild inconvenience depending on the mammal(s) involved.
doing bad. #doing bad.
Oh my god. What is wrong with me. And my head. I have to focus.
Complicated. I have to focus. Things are distracting me and my mind too much.
I like how of all people The milkman has me fucking blocked.
I need to make a billboard on how getting fired from a masquerade leads to joining the felt.
..... Okay I just had a awful prototyping thought that could of actually hapoened Nonononono Not thinking about that anymore
NOT THAT IT ISN’T TRUE, BUT. I’M NOT INTERESTED IN. THE YOU THAT IS YOU? I DON’T THINK. OKAY I’M GOING TO STOP NOW ACTUALLY FUCK-
its done now anyway :/
update on my teleportation situation i figured out i was in a pocket dimension so i folded it in on itself until a hole ripped for me to leave through what kinda irresponsible jerk makes a pocket dimension with no exit?? :I
yeah but i just kinda end up in a similar looking place no matter how far i teleport :(
i think i overshot my teleportation.... where am i?? this doesnt look like somewhere on earth c here let me attach a photo https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/unnamed.png
what the fuck are they talking about i dONT even want to use my quirk right now I'm so exhausted
I'm tired.
why the fuck is andrew hussie himself on chittr who gave the okay here this feels like actually no nevermind this is just par for the fucking course welcome to hell dude you most of all cannot fucking escape it i guess lmfao
i just cried and i dont know why???
I was told to say. I am a lotus flower. To calm myself. But he. EMERGED FROM A LOTUS FLOWER. TO KILL THEM. ((#violence))
(\ /) bluh. i'm tired but of course the moment i try taking to rest it leaves me.
Oh, god, there's two more of her. This has to be some lotus eater shit. I'm going to scroll through her profile again and again and when I look up from my phone I'm going to be fifty years older. There's no way. Now, of all times?
my mom just followed me n shes gonna see me lose at jade geode gambles ._____.
o god thats my mom
i was 6onna say pretty too but it felt kinda fuCked up to say it on the post where you're a bit ConCerned about folks sayin' it already. >◡<
:33 < how can you be both washed and unwashed at the same time you dirty cr33p? :// < get better.
c< frieNd, KidNapped, iM furiOus, bOuta fucKiNg drOpKicK sOMeONe iN2 Next gOgdaMNed sweep! >c
c< aNyONe witH iNfO ON Pas, let Me KNOw, i waNNa swiNg ON tHe wOrtHless creature wHO decided try sHit >c
good morning! i will become more active after drinking a lot of water. and a nap. maybe a whole bunch more sleep.
Perhaps, it is best if I return to my coffin and lay in silence with the rats. I heard they make excellent companions...
yeah i dunno what the fuCk happened here but i was danCin' with a very 6or6eous lady 'n' suddenly the danCe floor was Cleared for a sword fi6ht? so uh... yeah. really not the finest end to the last three ni6hts. #out6lutmasquerade
im having such a hard time focusing on what im reading right now which sucks because its actually good
i think my water just came out of my nose
If I die, just assume @jadeyHarls has finally got tired of my shit and put me down.
While on the topic would everyone please disregard the smash or pass I made while drunk. I would prefer you all ignore it I will make an updated much more refined one #nsfw
why's everyone so fuCked up over this host resi6nin6? i mean it's definitely sad don't 6et me wron6 or nothin', but it's like everyone 6ot so freaked out? really made the vibe 6et all weird. #out6lutmasquerade
the ol murder Clown threats are in play a6ain i see. nap over.
it is entirely your fault
why are yall like this and no this isnt vague you know exactly who you are -_-
S T OP PITING THAT POST
When you yawn so hard your jaw becomes super painful and you have to open your mouth really wide again to undo the pain. That sucks.
I am beginning to feel like that guy was talking about me.
I Was Going To Be Funny In The " Confessions ", But The " Long Day Factory " Has Produced The Longest Day In History. I Have Nothing Nice To Say Until I've At Least Had Food. #notpositive
i don't even remember the last time i talked to any of them he...heh... :(
i'm tired, boss. u︵u
YOU COULD BE LIKE US!!!! ONLY WITHOUT WINGS.
Ghosts don't get to feel the warmth of the sun; or the weight of a friend...
uggh okay that was the worst high i've ever had. ignore all that cringe shit, fuck #substances #hangover
A lot of bites and someone sat on on it crumpling it :(
my migraine is mostly gone so i can be a semi functioning semi human being now
gill my dearest sweetest metal bird son who i love very much stop nipping my ears i dont want to move you are perfectly capable of opening the window yourself i made you a button last week remember?
Fuck this. I'm turning into a wolf and biting the postman when they arrive to the castle
if it comes to it i kinda fucking hate knives as weapons. no stopping power just oh hey you're dead in ten minutes due to internal bleeding and sepsis. i know you can have finesse i know they should be cool but every time ive fought a knife guy that didn't one tap me i just wound up beating the shit out of them. #gore #violence
goodbye to my friends who i wasn't fast enough to see. i hope you know i'm sticking this out. i'll be as happy as i can, laugh a lot, eat good food, and live. i know people just like you, wonderful smart and funny. i call them by the same names i called you, i remember you in every stupid joke. i'm going to be happy. no matter what it takes.
Sigh. Diamonds Droog.
To those I may have worried earlier, I am doing alright. Just have to type a little slower as I’ve injured my dominant arm and flexing or moving it in certain ways hurts a bit. I’ll be okay.
Stupid. Stupid.
6ore6le what are pitCh feelin's like and how do i stop them
i legot forgot i cant drink cause i got a tattoo yesterday
It's 8pm Lily has just gotten the news about me and Jade She is now just sadly looking at her corn field, knowing her dream will never come true
i could never work 4 the gocernment ive commitexd asron 2 many thimes
i hate seeing her like this.... even if she killed her version of our friends she.... shes still a me :/ she was kind to me in her own way :( watching this hurts.... it actively hurts....
@caligulaAscendit will write paragraphs ab0ut h0w inferi0r i am and h0w much he d0esnt like 0r respect me. Which is whatever cause highbl00ds am i right? But then when i stare matter 0f factly that be d0esnt like 0r respect me very much im thr0wing a pity party? Its just facts y0uve been hammering in dude
entering my mean era i guess. ok thats over.
i smell like bubblegum today because someone put bubblegum in my hair
I know. And I should not judge her for it. But I do.
I don't understand. I don't understand.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I'm disgusted.
WITH ME? WITH ME? WITH ME? Not me. Another me. STILL. Horrid. Repugnant. Disgusting. I want to throw up. 70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stabs.
I feel. Slightly. Less revolted.
She is lucky my kid wants to play video games
noooo D:
They call me "dead" because I am dead and it is my brother's fault.
It's s☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ weird n☘︎t having t☘︎ currently w☘︎rk at Pizza hut anym☘︎re. Bu☘︎ldings s☘︎ burnt that my b☘︎ss litterally c☘︎uld n☘︎t f☘︎rce me t☘︎ w☘︎rk even illegally!!! The hecks a girl supp☘︎sed t☘︎ d☘︎ until her ☘︎ther ten j☘︎bs start...
SHUT THE FUCK UP
poor mail lady doggy!! :( when im pissed off i usually... ...well i guess thats not really an option for either of us anymore
I AM PISSED OFF AND MISERABLE. #eeposting
HE ESCAPED. BUT I DREW BLOOD. HE ISN'T INVINCIBLE. HE CAN DIE. HE CAN DIE. HE CAN DIE. #VIOLENCE
great googley moogley jacks daughter thinks we are going to get married just because we are pale now and im not sure how to explain to her that isnt how that works and before you say it jack shut up I KNOW
*Hssssst* {〷} juθttice and libertty paθθed me by a while ago €〱 *paah*
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✿ nvm guys might die soon my bald hivemate gonna kill me
She keeps saying that "Space And Time" are overrated and is now flashing green a bit. Shes starting to scare me.
Not. Talking.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oh. oh⁀oh⁀oh. uh. this⁀is⁀quite⁀the⁀uniform. the⁀head⁀mediculler⁀thinks⁀it⁀is⁀important⁀to⁀ease⁀people. i⁀think⁀she⁀just⁀likes⁀seeing⁀binkii⁀in⁀something⁀strange! i⁀am⁀trying⁀to⁀work⁀here! binkii⁀is⁀glad⁀she⁀has⁀glo(V)es.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა gosh⁀i⁀need⁀to⁀find⁀things⁀to⁀do⁀with⁀myself⁀late⁀at⁀light. i⁀cant⁀rest⁀and⁀my⁀hi(V)e⁀is⁀too⁀small⁀to⁀run⁀around! there⁀is⁀only⁀so⁀many⁀times⁀a⁀gal⁀can⁀try⁀to⁀relax⁀before⁀she⁀goes⁀crazy. #suggesti(V)e
Okay. Back to hating the mail
Truth
hole. #nsfw beCause i fell into it. nearly broke my darn le6.
due to a huge increase in demand i've had to nearly *double* the work hours for my breeding duties!!! there are so many to knock up yet so little time in the day :P #nsfw
I apologize. My team and I have been trying to rectify this situation for some time now.
parkour civilization is now officially banned by hic / despite the fact that everyone has already seen it / i don't know how to feel
if thiz medicu11er azkz me 0ne m0re time if i have 1et z0me0ne uze 0ne 0f the p0rtz t0 get 0ff i am g0ing t0 b10w up her c0mputer. #nzwfe #g0re
Comparing and contrasting Alternian lit and Earth lit is probably my least favorite part of my classes right now Youll read three identical chapters and then one of them ends in a public execution and the other in a marriage and you REALLY cant tell which is which What the heck did Troll Albert Camus think he was cooking
THE FUCK DO YOU M-
[thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter exploded]
≈ DO YOU not — know — of FLAILING Talonscreecher? — Perhaps IT — existed BEFORE — YOUR time. It was — once — an addictive game — that TRENDED AMONG — THOSE — WITH — palmhusks, — but whoever made — IT — was OVERWHELMED BY its SUCCESS — and — removed it from EXISTENCE. I've HEARD THAT some are — still able — to — access — IT. ≈
I feel very much the same way.
Hello. Thank you. I hope that you never become me. And you deliver mail with glee forever. Deliver all of the mail you ever want to for me.
I wonder if I can get a picture of him. Looking stupid. From behind. Because I have to fly and look at him from behind. And he looks stupid. With his tail. Always out of reach for both of us.
my names rypite koldan and i finally found out how to not keep hittin da shift key every 5 words -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i think im been scammed again -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Back from a night of drinking. Some things on my mind. Time for more drinks. #substance
why is the boss involved with who itchy ivory is porking
having a bad communication day.
Getting pushback from somebody for liking their post. Why did you post it, then.
I hate the fucking mail.
I jUst rEAlIzEd thAt whEn thAt lOwblOOd wAs qUOtIng IncOrrEct scrIptUrE thEy wErE mOckIng mE :( hOw tErrIbly rUdE...
how did i spell coach couch. i don't have autocorrect i'm undefended from my mistakes. alas!
lets hear it for violent women! lets hear it for women's wrongs!
I have been told I'm good at doing that
all this hard work and nobody is gonna call me a good girl :T whats even the point in posting anymore :(
Finally smoked again the other day, it felt very nice, I'm so glad I found another dealer... #substance
I have never been fawned over so eloquently as opposed to when I hosted Sapphic Night as HerPes Lovecraft. My forearm was scrawled with numbers akin to an ancient prolific text that spread across my skin as a forthcoming omen. It was nice. Though I did notice someone drew a phallus on my elbow. My penis wenis. #nsfw
Real ones never had to w8 for crime to 8e legal to actually do the crimes. I got like 6 warrants on my head rn.
Dash is full of that blasted test. Breaking out the good stuff. Reminder to self: drink water #substance
There's still time to do a crime.
maplehoof better watch it's fucking back.
(First time being to the ER, this blows uggggghhhhhhh)
D --> I feel I need to double down on this. It is perfectly normal and not at all degenerate to seek out servitude under a superior D --> It is doubly-so not degenerate to be in servitude whilst dressed appropriately D --> Maidwork as an employment option is, frankly, honourable
It’s…look it’s a somewhat inappropriate quiz.
My sudden engagement is not an attack, nor is it provocation. Merely a course of action required.
(( Lol this reply was enough for me to get that we're most likely from the same place LMAO. If it'll help - there are people who might buy you a subscription but it'll cost a bit more (can't recommend any though since I've never gotten one this way. I just now it exists). Or, alternatively, if you have any apple device you probably could fill appleID with gift card and subscribe from there but it'll cost a bit more too due apple's fees))
Shit I woke up with a splitting headache. And threw up, I don't know what happened but I really don't feel good. I lost like 20 minutes yesterday and I don't even know what the fuck.
i really do question when i became vulnerable to a waggled finger. like, honestly.
i have no regrets and consequences arent real unless they are in which case: ruh roh.
— Four and I are gonna plan the baby shower for boss' baby
Gracious! I didn't know glitter could do that...
Apparently, congratulations are in order.
Well. She seems to have it well in control. Might as well keep enjoying this spot until she's well out of the area.
Seems to be wrapping up now. Do I take a shot.
No, the moment has passed. This was a day for spectating only.
How explosive.
0/1000 CLOCKS DESTROYED WERE YOU EVEN TRYING, MAN
AŴWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
============ > You think you are going to pass out. ============ #narration
Oh good we are dying here
There are too many bunnies here, we need to start killing
I am not convinced this is going well.
Just j41l3d som3on3 for j4yw4lk1ng. Not on my w4tch. You'r3 w3lcom3, c1t1z3ns.
Now what is she doing going in that direction.
project your feelings thoughts and reflections onto a sword and it makes it infinitely more bad ass thats why bad ass guys with bad ass swords have said bad ass swords
When I gave her my educated guess as to who was responsible, she decided the mind won out and chose to simply replace it out of pocket. Well done.
With a current investigation reaching its end, I am taking a brief period to be unreasonably hostile and unhelpful. This is your forewarning.
I don't think I could live with a other me on this site Like not Slick im not counting him but other dog mes I think I would have to kill them
I think the scariest thing is that I HAVEN'T seen any eggs at all here. Which either means that my security stuff is working or Ivory is that fucking fast and is hunting them all down before I can spot them.
i really need to sit down and have a talk with june sometime. she's gotten sooo pretty and id just love to kiss her cute face - but then she goes and calls me "sis" and its like, really? do we have to do that? :/ #incest
YOU. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485168348699820052/1490435535406108842/Screenshot_20260405_153721_Chrome.jpg?ex=69d40bc2&is=69d2ba42&hm=af83f35d4ef06d26c7ee90ac5d2381cc0f2ff6419e44b1a38ebe047ce92f165a&
cup of coffee #4 of the day.
Accidentally left a carton behind. We are now down to less than 4 dozen eggs.
============== ==> Log on. Well. With the talk of public execution on the discussion podium tonight, you're going to disregard that trauma and log off. ============== #narration
((I keep seeing @caliBorn replying “HEY” to every post. Is this me going insane, a bit they’re doing, or a Chittr glitch?
If you insist...in any case, I'm only ashamed that I can only dispense advice for you. And my sympathies, should you not 8e too "tough as nails" to accept it.
my arm is annoying me.
one day we will all get what we deserv
I think the funniest thing is the NDA they made people sign. Like Real talk what was that suppose to do in this situation #eridanweek
Troll 8runo Mars howled at the moon for the last time.
The lesson we all learned from this is uh NDAs do jackshit and read the fine print????
xx_awoooooo..._x((_xx
i wanna go outsiiiideee but da sun is oooouttt, awoooo x(((
gETTING MY ibs TREATED #GIRL
JANE CROCKER WHEN I GET MY CLAWS ON YOU.
cant sleep....the eight foot tall metallic Entity wont leave me the fuck alone...
He's right, the paper just isn't up to snuff.
The papers here aren't as good as I am used to.
Rip spades slick His funeral was held about 2 hours ago may he rest in peace Stay tuned
Murder is morally nuanced.
DON’T THROW GLASS AT STONE HOUSES.
To my understanding, it's a 007 situation. He has a license for it, as it's his profession, so it's fine.
got fired from my job / shows will be more infrequent
Well. I made a lovely friend there, but oh goodness Dame it was Terrible. At least two people died, I paid far too much for a Pina Colada that I didn't get to drink, I fainted twice, Slick destroyed the bouncy castle and escaped, and I spilled half of my second drink when I fainted. :( And I didn't even get to hear Troll Cher.
Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.
deuce and i are gonna be extra famous.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2357760b1898.png ??? @tendriltheurgist
hb is afraid of professing his love for a man so he acts sexist to make up for it.
Can someone please tell me what is this thing called 'yuri' Is it a baked good?
How do you DELETE chitts I’m NOT gay :(
Uh, I've been seeing this thing called "yuri" going around. Who's that?
i'll admit it. i ate that pint of icecream that had been in the freezer for 2 weeks. i thought they forgot about it.
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
Operation Window Brood is continuing with mixed results. I feel the correct dramatics but every time a car outside makes a right turn it hits the exact angle to completely blind me for a few seconds.
THAT KEY HAS DONE FAR TOO MUCH DAMAGE TO ME IN THE PAST. I REFUSE TO ENGAGE WITH IT UNTIL IT APOLOGIZES.
𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝙰 𝟹𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙶 𝙽𝙴𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙲 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙺𝙰𝚉𝙰𝙺𝙷𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝙳 '𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙼𝙿' 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙴𝚇𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙼𝙴
AS A CLONE FRESH OUT THE VAT THEY TRIED TO GET ME TO REVER THE HORRORTERRORS BUT ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS BEEKEEPING AND MAKING MY FRIENDS LAUGH SO YOU CAN SEE THAT I WAS FULL UP. NO ROOM FOR DEITIES.
Inny stop stalking my posts I know you're obsessed with me but please.
Best friend here now Im happy
lies lies and more lies
“I'll never know, and neither will you, of the life you don't choose. We'll only know that whatever that sister life was, it was important and beautiful and not ours. It was the ghost ship that didn't carry us. There's nothing to do but salute it from the shore.” *Excerpt from Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed
nah this is a typical evening with him its his way of asking for hugs
here i am just trying to enjoy my jasmine iced tea and jack has the nerve to ATTACK ME
Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
I more meant, reply on this thread with the perfect sandwich. But it seems my chitt fell flat on its face. It's alright, they can't all be winners.
???
♰ i wish this was my mailbox... ♰
black label society's new album is out and i'm not ready to cry yet... but i gotta listen to ozzy's song. i know zakk wylde poured his heart into this album and especially that track... i'm still not over the fact that ozzy is gone! :(
How do you all have the time to focus on this damn website for so long? I had some work to do, now it's a different place.
social anxiety. #help
Hmmm, maybe you're right. That's why you never trust a Crew member, they're slimy snakes.
i can hear crowbar smashing bottles with his namesake.
That's why you don't trust carapacians. Yall stab each other in the back on a whim.
i think im going to drive under the influence tonight to soften the blow of being abandoned by someone i thought i could trust. street racing will be organised later. i won't bomb any of your cars this time. #substances
i kinda wish i had just tried to catch it. i think theyre gonna be ok!
never ever gonna complain about my powers again turning into wind is really nice when people wanna commit vehicular meslaughter.
stunning. immaculate. 4/4 stars. beautiful. kudosed multiple times. i'm printing this out and stapling it to crowbar's door.
What in the hell is this.
who requested this. who was it. who requested this.
I. WHA7. WHA7. WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.
I got bored and blocked the peanut.
BONKED MY HEAD ON A STICK :(
>who the fuck is going through and reacting to all of my chits stop artificially inflating my score
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good fucking grief.
Feelin awful hardboiled right now. Any hysterical dames in need of assistance?
IM DOING IT IM GOING FORWARD IN TIME RIGHT NOW AS I WRITE THIS!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOPIEEEEE YAYYYYY
You'd think I have like three jobs with how many people keep laying claim to my employment.
"Stop browsing Chittr". "Don't you have anything better to do". Save a life, apparently. Which I wouldn't have known to do if not for Chittr.
I once tried to drink saltw8r. Not recommended!
I really ought to stop burning the midnight oil as much as I have been.
s0mething really funny and depressing ab0ut seeing l0ngtime friends and vague acquaintances alike pr0strate themselves f0r 0nline p0ints. shitty s0cial media really is the great equalizer.
Omgf. Officesss unlicked again yaaaaaaaaay. Thanmk you miss potal. Postal aervice.
Oh dear. Yes please ma'am I seem to have gotten stuck in my office again, if someone could just alert one of my colleagues I would be most grateful.
How to lock office door and not be locked in forever. How to lock door to office without being trapped guide. How to unlock office door. My office door is locked and I cannot leave help. Moonshine recipes. Candy surplus. How do I tell my friend I like him?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT TAKES TWO WIPES TO KNOW YOU ONLY NEEDED ONE, BUT ONLY ONE WIPE TO KNOW THERE WILL BE A THOUSAND MORE! DAILY BREAD! #wisdom #philosophy #mindset https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d53d95ab5188.png
you wish you could get even close to my soul siphoning steez
Do me a favour. Punch your spades fur me.
fuck this fuck you im going blankie mode good fucking night you goddamn freaks <3<
post felt hate while the west sleeps. they won't be able to counter us.
since pvp was deleted, rankmaid-sensei shall declare a new pvp! the maximum number of badges that an account can have shown is 7. the first to 7 is the winner of chittr! (tags: pvp, user/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge, archive rating: G)
wwhen you go to the FLARP meet and evveryone actually bothered to create a costume https://files.catbox.moe/mg9tzq.jpg
Driving! I have one just not a very... official one... yet...
>nothingburger >looks inside >nothing
Typing with a 8ionic arm is difficult.
> any0ne else ever t1red but als0 t00 energ1zed t0 rest
#ChittrConfessional I used to play World of Warcraft.
Just 9nce I w9uld l9ve t9 understand the 96sessi9n that s9me tr9lls have with trying t9 f9rce nicknames 9n 9ther pe9ple with9ut their c9nsent. H9w hard can it 6e t9 just call s9me9ne what they wish t9 6e called? #Vaguechitting #KankriIs9nlySixLetters #ItsN9tDifficult
is cartoons for nerds that r a different kinda nerd than i am (and im not actually AGAINST IT i just like causing internet probs LOOOOOL)
This we8site is making me feel old.
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
Since when u need a license 2 drive....
Nevermind, the war is back on. Mama is trying to take the kids. #DivorceCourt #CallMaury #SaveRose #DaveYoureStuckToo
........imperial cruiser? <:/
they put nesben in the fucking torment nexus
There are old men messaging me.
ʚɞ NOOOOOOOOOOO MY FUCKIUFGHNJ LUSISS COMKJE BACKKKKK https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/my%20fucaking%20lisus.png ʚɞ
Screw being a #modestdersite #immodestdersite