Jack Noir, the Sovereign Slayer

(OOC) 2 months ago

((Quick rundown: Doomed timeline/Canon divergent Jack. His ring never got prototyped the fourth time through some reason or another I’m sure to develop later, and so he’s stuck as Jackspers Noirlecrowe, ruling over a doomed Incipisphere until it fades into irrelevance. Also hi this is another @dagHub special because I’ve lost control of my life.

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@dangerousDebonair Hey, why the fuck was everything shaking and shit earlier?

@dangerousDebonair

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

Hope | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

Death of a powerful entity in another universe. Not related to us.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

@todaysDreamer[TD]

Another lord present on the site got lord english to blow up (literally)

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

Huh. Damn. Sucks for that guy.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

Unrelated, you get someone t’ fix the coffee machine yet?

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

I have been making attempts. Those qualified seem to have some reservations about lingering in our work space.

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

We’ll just fuckin’, put a knife to their guts and tell ‘em to get a move on. I’ve gotta keep myself awake if I’m tryin’ to build something t’ sail me outta this joint.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

I'll see it done.

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

That’s why you’re my number one guy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Yeah I’m ignorin’ whatever is going on here today to complain about shit now. Why’s the fuckin’ coffee machine broken.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

…heh. Wonder how many versions of her I’ll run into out there once I get outta this joint. That’ll be…fun.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Crime.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Postal Mistress

Verified

A user of established repute

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@palatineMessenger[PM]

Don't.

Laika Harley

Guard Dog

This user is loyal to the Peixes name.

nonbinary

love yourself

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

@uprootedGarden[UG]

↩ @palatineMessenger[PM]

Yeah I’m goin’ with what the dog person said, dame.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

…hm, not sure where I sit on this one.

…clearly I gotta get this plan runnin’ before that fucker loots all the swag before I can.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Closer now, just gotta find somethin’ to finish it all…

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Right. Terror induced headache over, back t’ work. Thank fuck.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Dunno what that guys so pissed about, damn well can relate though.

Y’know, of all the recurring faces I see here I think this Jade broads the only one I ain’t killed directly. I mean, besides the action with th’ moon. Food for thought and all that shit.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Eugh. Head still hurts from talkin’ to those tentacle mooks.

Wherever I go once I got this whole operation movin’, it’ll sure be a hell of a lot less boring.

Well, that’s one long term problem dealt with. Now t’ handle the navigation time space bullshit.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Fuckin’ hate Horrorterrors.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@dangerousDebonair right. got a deal. vague as fuck deal, but whatever, pour me a strong fuckin’ drink, i’m heading back.

@dangerousDebonair

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

I'll have it ready. Prepared to parse vagueness. Change from the typical protocol here. But I'm flexible.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

F̴͉͑U̴̼̍C̷̝̍Ḱ̵͈.̷͙͂ ̴͓̒M̵̥̀Y̷̻͘ ̴̣͘E̷̖͠A̸̞͠Ȓ̷̨Š̸̳.̸̤̊

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Not a promising start.

…shit, they got that one pretty fast. Good t’ know.

Kult: +37

Kull: +30

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.23

They notice new arrivals quickly. What else is there to do.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

Guess we gotta find out how to either stop ‘em noticing or make ‘em keep those slimy fuckin’ tentacles to themselves.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

Have you considered asking.

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

Asking THEM?

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

The worst they can say is no.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

Hm. Well, fair point. Fuckin’ hate those stupid non-Euclidean bastards though. Like sandpaper in my ear holes. Gotta do what ya gotta do… Be right back.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Alright that’s it, just gonna send one of the mothballed ships out into th’ ring and see how long it takes for the Terrors to get it. Call it science or somethin’.

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

Shradi Trozin

asexual

love yourself

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@garrulousArbiter[GA]

Jegu§ the(R)e'§ a Ja(c)k Noi(R) on he(R)e too? Why the hell a(R)e you po§ting on (C)hitt(R), §houldn't you be like, §(c)heming like a (c)a(R)toon villain? ™

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @garrulousArbiter[GA]

You miss the part where I just said I was feedin’ a ship to the Terrors, pal?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

Shradi Trozin