Jack Noir, the Sovereign Slayer

5 days ago

I'll see it done.

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

5 days ago

That’s why you’re my number one guy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

There are certain people here I want to punch without everyone throwing a fit.

Kult: +40

Kull: +5

Total: 45

Ratio: 8.00

Ruby || Who Fucking Cares

Then fuckin’ do it, ya goddamn pansy.

Verified

A user of established repute

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

transgender

love yourself

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

@rubyredBarking[RB]

Reminder to reclaim your fucking narrative! Doomed timeline? Friends dead? Made the wrong decision? If it sucks, hit the bricks! Paradox space is your bitch!

Kult: +27

Kull: +14

Total: 41

Ratio: 1.93

‘S what I’m working on.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Crime.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Postal Mistress

Verified

A user of established repute

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@palatineMessenger[PM]

Don't.

↩ @palatineMessenger[PM]

Yeah I’m goin’ with what the dog person said, dame.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Jade won't let me have more session rings grumble grumble.....

Kult: +5

Kull: +15

Total: 20

Ratio: 0.33

…and you’re listenin’ why?

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

There is only like. Three sessions on this site I respect.

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Which ones?

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

You know who else...?

Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

How may I shape your reality?

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

…day, y’ got something that could navigate the Furthest Ring like that other you and whoever the hell that broad was could?

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

You know who else...?

Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

I'll consider it. Whatcha gonna do if you do make it through? I would be loathe to like. Enable some sort of murderspree throughout paradox space.

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

Krises on Infinite Earths

…y’ know. Things.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@myProfile[MP]

Yeah, fuck this stupid Earth. Time to carve a path through the Furthest Ring again. Maybe we'll end up wherever you are. Probably not, but who knows?

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Krises on Infinite Earths

Yeah, the fucked up space time bullshit travel thing is why I’m tryin’ t’ find a way to actually navigate that mess.

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@myProfile[MP]

So, we just kind of... blew it up and destroyed it over and over so we could go in a straight line.

↩ @myProfile[MP]

…more helpful than I’d expect, but now I’ve gotta figure out somethin’ that could fucking do that.

Hayaah Hadeed

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

@cationicAgonist[CA]

you know who wants me? the 1mps. they want my ass so bad they come to my fuckass h1ve just to jump me. otherw1se? th1s ass 1s generally rev1led and 1’m f1ne w1th that

Kult: +26

Kull: +5

Total: 31

Ratio: 5.20

Yeah that’s why the little fuckers exist.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

FefetaSprite^2

Fefetastic

This user is fishing up a great tide fur mew!

Cuttle-y

Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

@cuttlefishCatnip[CC]

3833 < Fefeta says: Fefeta loves you 3833 < Fefeta also says kill your boss

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Already did.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

On the flip side of Sburb talk Don't go "wah wah wah I have to play the game-" Then proceed to horny post over and over and not lock the fuck in if it bothers you that much. What are you doing???

Kult: +40

Kull: +15

Total: 55

Ratio: 2.67

How our side ever fuckin’ loses if these graveyard stuffers are all Skaia can throw at us is a fuckin’ miracle.

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Okay we can't really say that cause we ended up killing both sides. I'm assuming you did.

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

On the Battlefield, yeah. ‘Specially after that one ballsy little Villein tried to mutiny. But once Skaia got blasted to bits I went back to rulin’ Derse. And DD kinda sorta wouldn’t let me go on mass rampages here.

…shit, they got that one pretty fast. Good t’ know.

Kult: +37

Kull: +30

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.23

They notice new arrivals quickly. What else is there to do.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

Guess we gotta find out how to either stop ‘em noticing or make ‘em keep those slimy fuckin’ tentacles to themselves.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

Have you considered asking.

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

Asking THEM?

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

The worst they can say is no.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @dangerousDebonair[DD]

Hm. Well, fair point. Fuckin’ hate those stupid non-Euclidean bastards though. Like sandpaper in my ear holes. Gotta do what ya gotta do… Be right back.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

i challenge no one to anything because im not doing that

Kult: +5

Kull: +15

Total: 20

Ratio: 0.33