The Final Word
@justaBook
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okay. I shook my ass on camera for you all, can I please do magic shit to ruimprove your lives now?
You know what, sure, what would it take for you to share information about selfhood and the aggregation of such with me?
Hm, curious. I’ll work on a proposal for the specifics of what I want to know, then.
Throw that ass in a squircle.
A squircle.. can you teach me how to do that shape?
oh shit lets go
(A short video is posted. A leatherbound book hovers a few feet off the ground. A beat drops, and the book floats up and down and rhythmically side to side. It is seriously throwing some book ass out there.) #NSFW I GUESS #suggestive
What in the goddamn
WHAT THE FuCK.
Yeah... You *can* dance, Can't you? You look great! Don't worry about the tags. #nsfw
ayyyy throw it back
I'm an evil book that can dance like a man.
damn, that's crazy. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
..How? Could you show us?
Wonderful.
how evil ####
## i didnt w4tch th4t # flex your evil c4p4bilities # or im not interested
### you re4lly just post this 4ll night #
## i'm evil wh4t's the uh # pl4y here #
((I am NOT making an account for godzilla assed milf. I'm just not. #nsfw
((So you hate me
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man #lyricsposting
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen She's trading her MG for a white chrysler Lebaron... #lyricsposting
Making contracts with Striders is rough, man. It's all Godzilla ass and sick beats. #suggestive
You know what they say. Pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash. #lyrics posting #NSFW #iamjustahumblebookwhatthefuckamidoing
Do you think a kissy face at the curse stitcher would be too forward
Yes? Give it time, it’s experiencing a lot right now.
why hate on me? the evil book? I think I'm being very up front about how bad I want to be!
for every man there is a cause which he would gladly die for defend the right to have a place to which he can belong to. and every man will fight with his bare hands in desperation and shed his blood to stem the flood, to barricade invasion. #lyricsposting
Someone ask me what it costs for #murder #violence.
I'll play along. What is the price for #murder #violence?
Why is that? Is it something like a balancing of scales a la ancient mythos, to dissuade people from making the contract, or just because you enjoy it?
Hm. Well at least you're honest. Is there a type of contract you'd make that you'd feel less spiteful about making?
Ah, that, yes. So when your personal enjoyment can be found in a contract, you're easier on the cost. Interesting.
Can someone PLEASE ask me for too much and die horribly about it? That's my favorite.
(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)=(。ᴗ_ ᴗ)
I mean the plan is pretty solid, came up with the bulk of it myself you know. The only way it fails is if one of the remaining 26 of us decide to double cross but I think we’re all equally tired of this shit game AND mortified of the idea of entering a universe that is tied to the big bad’s passive wants and desires (because he is indeed so fucked up and evil)
Yes, yes. If I fail, you are excited to make that deal. I know, I know.
It's like you're tugging on the proverbial pant leg of our entire population.
We do have a standing agreement for me to make a contract. It's going to happen. I just really need to work out what I want out of it.
Dean. C|:^/
no
What's in it for me
What's in it for you
>:(
Hmph