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The Final Word

@justaBook

Blood: AnonymousAge: 21700000000 years10000000000 sweepsKult Score: 756Kull Score: 86311 followers 10 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

Contract?

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@fatallyForever[FF]

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↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

Aw, okay. It could be fun, though...

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@fatallyForever[FF]

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↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

And that's the fun thing about posting here is that we can disagree.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

okay. I shook my ass on camera for you all, can I please do magic shit to ruimprove your lives now?

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

@thenextDoctor[TD]

You know what, sure, what would it take for you to share information about selfhood and the aggregation of such with me?

↩ @thenextDoctor[TD]

Just information? I would want the knowledge of something you already know and would find equally valuable. In your case, in your potentially infinite knowledge... You could learn to have a self, but you would lose the knowledge of what you were before.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@thenextDoctor[TD]

Hm, curious. I’ll work on a proposal for the specifics of what I want to know, then.

Throw that ass in a squircle.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@alooflyAdrift[AA]

A squircle.. can you teach me how to do that shape?

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@twostepGodhead[TG]

oh shit lets go

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(A short video is posted. A leatherbound book hovers a few feet off the ground. A beat drops, and the book floats up and down and rhythmically side to side. It is seriously throwing some book ass out there.) #NSFW I GUESS #suggestive

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +62

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Total: 82

Ratio: 3.10

"Hope" | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

@todaysDreamer[TD]

What in the goddamn

Kult: +5

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

WHAT THE FuCK.

@bubbleBlower[BB]

Yeah... You *can* dance, Can't you? You look great! Don't worry about the tags. #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@twostepGodhead[TG]

ayyyy throw it back

I'm an evil book that can dance like a man.

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

Weird Freak Guy That Occasionally Keeps Bees

@probablynotapotionSeller[PS]

damn, that's crazy. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@bubbleBlower[BB]

..How? Could you show us?

↩ @bubbleBlower[BB]

Okay, sure. For free, too.

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Total: 5

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@bubbleBlower[BB]

Wonderful.

@tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

how evil ####

↩ @tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

It is, isn't it? You're thinking about my mcnuggies

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

## i didnt w4tch th4t # flex your evil c4p4bilities # or im not interested

Contract?

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

### you re4lly just post this 4ll night #

↩ @tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

I am a magic and possibly evil book. I got nothing else going on.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

## i'm evil wh4t's the uh # pl4y here #

(OOC) 5 days ago

((I am NOT making an account for godzilla assed milf. I'm just not. #nsfw

Kult: +16

Kull: +5

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Ratio: 3.20

Nyrita, Prince of Blood

(OOC) 5 days ago

@bummelBoogie[BB]

((So you hate me

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History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man #lyricsposting

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She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen She's trading her MG for a white chrysler Lebaron... #lyricsposting

Making contracts with Striders is rough, man. It's all Godzilla ass and sick beats. #suggestive

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

You know what they say. Pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash. #lyrics posting #NSFW #iamjustahumblebookwhatthefuckamidoing

#iamjustahumblebookwhatthefuckamidoing #nsfw #lyrics

Kult: +15

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Total: 35

Ratio: 0.75

@insincereLounger[IL]

/?who?the?fuck?says?that?\

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↩ @insincereLounger[IL]

Nicki Minaj

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@insincereLounger[IL]

/.gross.\

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Total: 2

Do you think a kissy face at the curse stitcher would be too forward

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

ᛝᛝᛝᛝᛝᛝᛝᛝ

@curseStitcher[CS]

ᛝ It can read your posts ᛝ

↩ @curseStitcher[CS]

Maybe I was asking you

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@dawnlightSonder[DS]

Yes? Give it time, it’s experiencing a lot right now.

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↩ @justaBook[JB]

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@curseStitcher[CS]

ᛝ ... ᛝ ᛝ It does not have a face to reciprocate with ᛝ ᛝ Nor is it sure how or why it would ᛝ ᛝ But it is... ᛝ ᛝ ... It would not be upset if you did that. ᛝ

Kult: +15

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↩ @curseStitcher[CS]

@dawnlightSonder[DS]

Well, as long as you’re all right with it. ( :) )

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dawnlightSonder[DS]

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@curseStitcher[CS]

ᛝ It does not see any reason not to ᛝ ᛝ The book may make whatever expressions it likes ᛝ ᛝ It likes the book ᛝ ᛝ It will accept expressions implying affection ᛝ

↩ @curseStitcher[CS]

@dawnlightSonder[DS]

Ha ha. That is fairX

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why hate on me? the evil book? I think I'm being very up front about how bad I want to be!

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Total: 10

for every man there is a cause which he would gladly die for defend the right to have a place to which he can belong to. and every man will fight with his bare hands in desperation and shed his blood to stem the flood, to barricade invasion. #lyricsposting

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Someone ask me what it costs for #murder #violence.

#murder #violence

Kult: +45

Kull: +35

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.29

@inspectingPickles[IP]

I'll play along. What is the price for #murder #violence?

#murder #violence

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

Oh, thank you! I usually ask for like a life for a life in either direction. Like if you want me to kill someone I usually ask for the life of someone important to you, and if you wanna get brought back to life I will either kill someone or bring back like your mortal enemy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Why is that? Is it something like a balancing of scales a la ancient mythos, to dissuade people from making the contract, or just because you enjoy it?

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

Closer to the latter than the former. I am helpful but spiteful.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Hm. Well at least you're honest. Is there a type of contract you'd make that you'd feel less spiteful about making?

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

I basically gave Snowman a freebie.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Ah, that, yes. So when your personal enjoyment can be found in a contract, you're easier on the cost. Interesting.

Can someone PLEASE ask me for too much and die horribly about it? That's my favorite.

Kult: +67

Kull: +65

Total: 132

Ratio: 1.03

Cyapin ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

@maskedFool[MF]

(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)=(。ᴗ_ ᴗ)

Kult: +2

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@abstractCollector[AC]

Make it worth my while.

↩ @abstractCollector[AC]

I dunno man, isn't your shit like almost over? If they fail I'll like. Kill you in exchange for killing your big bad's soul and body.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@abstractCollector[AC]

Oh, if he dies our universe dies. No deal.

↩ @abstractCollector[AC]

Oh, is it tied to his soul or his body? Because maybe we could effectively kill him without destroying your shit. We're spitballing, anyways.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@abstractCollector[AC]

It’s tied to his soul at present. We have a plan for that.

↩ @abstractCollector[AC]

Okay. If you fail, feel free to hit me up. I do hope you succeed, for what it's worth, but if you fail I will also be very excited.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@abstractCollector[AC]

I mean the plan is pretty solid, came up with the bulk of it myself you know. The only way it fails is if one of the remaining 26 of us decide to double cross but I think we’re all equally tired of this shit game AND mortified of the idea of entering a universe that is tied to the big bad’s passive wants and desires (because he is indeed so fucked up and evil)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @abstractCollector[AC]

Good luck, man. For real. But also like.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@abstractCollector[AC]

Yes, yes. If I fail, you are excited to make that deal. I know, I know.

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Total: 5

evil book.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Contract?

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Total: 100

Ratio: 1.00

@downcastDaylight[DD]

It's like you're tugging on the proverbial pant leg of our entire population.

@thenextDoctor[TD]

Maybe.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @downcastDaylight[DD]

psst. hey. contract, please.

↩ @thenextDoctor[TD]

just let me know, big dawg.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@downcastDaylight[DD]

We do have a standing agreement for me to make a contract. It's going to happen. I just really need to work out what I want out of it.

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@thenextDoctor[TD]

For future reference- possibly very near- What would information cost?

↩ @downcastDaylight[DD]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Dean. C|:^/

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @thenextDoctor[TD]

information costs information, typically. depending on the nature of the information you want

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

Dean! :)

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@thenextDoctor[TD]

Noted.

Evil book

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@thenextDoctor[TD]

Hello there.

↩ @thenextDoctor[TD]

How's it going?

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Total: 5

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@thenextDoctor[TD]

Well enough.

contract?

Kult: +45

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Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

"Hope" | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

@todaysDreamer[TD]

no

@chillerAficionado[CA]

What's in it for me

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Total: 2

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

whatever you want, really

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]

okay, fair play

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

What's in it for you

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

undetermined

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

>:(

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

all evil book knows is make contract, post on chittr, and fly.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @justaBook[JB]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Hmph

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Total: 2