Spades Slick
@stilettoSwagger
BEEP BEEP BEEP All aboard the idiot wagon! | Wouldn't you like to know. [Humanstuck Spades Slick/Jack Noir, Icon art by Indigonite on tumblr]
on here so that my damn kids stop calling me lame. expect the grumblings of your favorite 47 year old mob boss you love to hate <3< if you know me no you dont
jeezus im so goddamn sore im getting too fucking old for this shit
little wife secured you fuckin wish you were me bueños noches cunts
new plan kidnap husband to come snooze on couch
all this shits givin me a migraine i got shit to do later fuuuuck
asked my dear beautiful husband if i was a dilf and he just laughed at me.
so far as i understand it the requirements are being a father older than like 30 or something thereabouts
well ya kinda u also gotta b hot but tht just means tht some1 finds u hot. bc some dilfs r not dilfs 2 me but they r still dilfs yknow
on here so that my damn kids stop calling me lame. expect the grumblings of your favorite 47 year old mob boss you love to hate <3< if you know me no you dont
Oh - you're - the - person - everyone - wants - to - flirt- with >
Everyone - on - dash - keeps - saying - they - want - to - flirt - with - a - "DILF"? - and - you - have - kids >
[[Probably gonna rebrand this profile for humanstuck instead??? idk this is just kind of sitting here and im not having as much fun with it as i wanted lmao.]]
are you going to lie there on the floor and swallow the blood in your mouth or are you gonna spit it out and go spill someone elses
quick posting is illegal everyone post as fast as possible
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
DO ONE WITH A CLOWN CLUB.
Your best work to date.
This one is real as hell.
rankmaid this goes insanely hard. i am insanely hard. #nsfw
Why is this tagged with paintball.
I KNOW WHEN I SEE THAT NOTIFCATION FROM RANKMAID, ITS ALWAYS A BANGER.
R4NKM4ID-SENP4I NEVER MISSES!!!!
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PITCHED SLOP MAKES THE BLOODPUMPER GROW BLACKER.
Exactly!!
Much to consider here.
>--D=I'm=unfamiliar=with=this=y/n=character=and=I'm=not=sure=if=he's=from=one=of=your=previous=writings=I=apologize=:(//<
do you think that maybe we could get some intermission style badges of some sort? that would be cool and fun :]
fuck this fuck you im going blankie mode good fucking night you goddamn freaks <3<
mods are asleep. post polycrew truth content right now im kissing all three of those fuckers square on the mouth and theres nothing you can do about it
bitches love my hat
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Bitches told me they think your hat is, and I quote, 'cringe and goofy'.
you fuckers wish i were dead for real
SOMETIMES.
SORRY FOR NOT BEING MORE GRATEFUL THAT YOU STABBED ME. I'LL TRY TO LOOK INWARD AND WORK ON MYSELF.
goodnight forever idiots until i kill again
one more ♯fortheroad
Until the next, Boss.
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Lik£, riv£ting.