Spades Slick
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BEEP BEEP BEEP All aboard the idiot wagon! | Wouldn't you like to know. [Humanstuck Spades Slick/Jack Noir, Icon art by Indigonite on tumblr]
asked my dear beautiful husband if i was a dilf and he just laughed at me.
so far as i understand it the requirements are being a father older than like 30 or something thereabouts
well ya kinda u also gotta b hot but tht just means tht some1 finds u hot. bc some dilfs r not dilfs 2 me but they r still dilfs yknow
on here so that my damn kids stop calling me lame. expect the grumblings of your favorite 47 year old mob boss you love to hate <3< if you know me no you dont
Oh - you're - the - person - everyone - wants - to - flirt- with >
Everyone - on - dash - keeps - saying - they - want - to - flirt - with - a - "DILF"? - and - you - have - kids >
are you going to lie there on the floor and swallow the blood in your mouth or are you gonna spit it out and go spill someone elses
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
you cant underestimate the power of a good "dollface" or " sweetheart" though it sorta depends on if you have the right voice for it so that it sounds kinda sleazy like a midnight city accent for some random example that definitely isnt in any way biased
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iive been rereading this message so many times i cant feel my hands im iogin to pass out i think
yeah my roguish charm tends to have that effect on people either that or its the massive amounts of bloodloss take your pick
I am beginning to worry for the safety of my delivery route https://i.imgur.com/61IB9eY.png
ive got more important things to worry about right now dollface you and your precious little packages are safe. for now
been about as fine as i can be. could probably eat something now that you mention it. why got something for me?
Well yeah, lasagna! Freshly baked, too! I made two batches, one for Box and the other for the rest of us!
Too much green for my tastes. https://files.catbox.moe/3k35ix.jpg
they just crawl outta the fuckin woodword like cockroaches dont they
you dont gotta say shit i can hear you doing that stupid fuckin smile of yours when i do something you think is stupid
Hm. A few duplicates on here, wonder if any of these guys know my crew.
we have a sniper guy? great. also i'm the real slick don't trust the other fucker he's kinda insane and as for the others they're pretty samey
ok genuinely like, ooc who the fuck actually cares about verification lmao? first of all this account/character is an actual friend of mine? and second of we're literally role playing? we're playing toys we're having fun with dolls?
Yes I know dude idc either but I'm rping slick so I HAVE to be an asshole, srry!
ok thats fine askfhgdf just- stuff like that genuinely rubs me the wrong way if you know what i mean, not mad at you specifically, just the whole, weird "verified = relevance" culture as a whole