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concept: "all you have to do is tap out" they are above you as you lay on your back their hands around you neck glaring down with a wide smile and their grip begins to properly crush your windpipe there are so many people around watching but when theyre on top of you like this it feels like youre the only two on the planet "tap out" they repeat through gritted fangs their body presses tighter into yours as you choke out struggled gasps you see their expression shift to a frightening smugness as their hips roll once against you oh fuck "are you unsheathed right now, y/n?" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, fightfic, #rankworks, #fightnight, good luck fighters!, pitchslop, pitchcoded, no quads mentioned, choking, breathplay, #nsfw, exhibitionism, archive rating: M)
Good night awwwwwooooooooooo
Diamonds Droog.
i hope diamonds droog was there and wore a really nice suit and smoked slow cigarettes out on a balcony looking over his shoulder cooly at the mysterious figure coming to join him for a light the tension in the air he cant wait to break (tags: Diamonds Droog/Anonymous, gala, #substance, well dressed men, #nsfw, will they wont they, archive rating: M)
Morning awooooo
I'll keep you in mind the next time I need some stress relief. Which is often.
Very convincing cover. Definitely showing you're gifted with your tongue.
No.
Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.
concept: inspired by @daveBot they said they had something new to install in your robotic body tonight laying on your back while they work between your legs, the sound of electricity sparking and their low humming as they casually install and rewire something that you were missing before it feels strange, something youve never processed before, something you didnt think youd ever want or need they wheel back in their chair, and you feel yourself overheat a bit at the sensation of their eyes admiring their work "tell me how this feels" the warmth of their living hand moves between your legs, dipping two fingers into a place you didnt have before you start writhing on the table, covering your face and stuttering out unintelligible start up noises youve never felt anything like that they pull away to let you cool down a bit you lean up to watch them start to unbuckle their pants "lets try the real thing then, yeah?" (tags: Robot Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, robophilia, no quads mentioned, robofucker, #nsfw, chitfic, Robot/Human, Robot/Troll, bottom reader, archive rating: E)
NOT SO GENTLE REMINDER THAT SOMETIMES IM HEADMATE POSTING AND NOT CARRYING TO ACT CANON LIKE
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every new hate makes me moan. keep that in mind whenever you're trying to be an asshole. #nsfw
Well yeah, lasagna! Freshly baked, too! I made two batches, one for Box and the other for the rest of us!
Hey, Capo, how's tricks? You hungry?
deuce is still my favorite.
Take me to dinner first. Can't complain; I've been watching a trash fire since I got here.
Mhm. Whatever you say, Slick.
No way, could I, even if I wanted to? I don't think so, Spades.
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, #rankworks, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
If I opened a VRC instance would yall join? It would probably be a SAHcon world lol. /srs
// the drought is cured
(( I want to personally thank @archiveAddict for doing everyone an invaluable service and delivering us 07DD 🙏
Helloooooooooooo multiverse!
(( Uhhh full version of his pfp bc i literally spent like 2 hours on it https://files.catbox.moe/a7hshb.png
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
THEY CALL ME CLUBS BECAUSE I C PEOPLE I LUBS A LOT (THE CREW)
One can't ignore the allure of seared meat.
Okay but he genuinely is so much more horny than I am used to. This is the innuendo guy. The implication guy. This one is much more direct.
This website has caused my work productivity to reach record lows. Keep it up.
In another life I'd probably be a good ominous bird. Probably a corvid.
I'LL WAKE YA IF SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAPPENS!
Unless anybody gives me a good reason, I'm going to take a nap underneath my desk.
additionally, dick to dick, frotting under clothes. #nsfw
Saving the actual newsprint for later?
don't worry!! I'm going to use the turn signals this time! AND the brakes!
PLEASE be careful driving. Alternatively, just put us all out of our misery.
(( I drew this bc this is Crowbar's internal reaction whenever @blackestQuasar pity reacts his posts and i just think everyone else needs to see it too https://files.catbox.moe/bnfbvy.png #ooc
no it's fucking matchsticks.
pretty fucking easy given he's about a foot tall.
post felt hate while the west sleeps. they won't be able to counter us.
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Until the next, Boss.
The moons rise. The city comes alive. Your house is on fire.
Diamonds Droog.
I understand this is meant to be an insult, but it is true. I've gotten some "bangers" already.
Finally. The good shit.
New firearms good for killing frogs troll google -ai
This really puts into perspective how little I have to do in order to destabilize those green fucks.
That's how you do it, boss.
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