Clubs Deuce
@courtyardDroll
SHUCKS, I SPENT ALL THAT TIME MAKING THE SHADOW MAGIC LESSON PLAN I FORGOT TO ACTUALLY TEACH SOLLUX.
DID I DO IT RIGHT
Youre doing awesome bro my jimmies were properly rustled until i realized that post could have been about anyone. And then i got a cool head!
Excellently.
#VAGUEPOSTING
I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING OKAY?
UPDATE: THE TORTURE LABYRINTH IS NOT MADE FOR FOLKS MY SIZE. I'M STUCK IN A SPIKE PIT AND CAN'T GET OUT.
why were you in the torture labyrinth?
i'm kinda preoccupied but i'd help if i could.
THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT I'M WORRIED BOUT THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THE THING! DON'T WANNA END UP UNDER RUBBLE!
I'll be three minutes.
THINKING OF GOING TO THE TORTURE LABYRINTH MYSELF TODAY! JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE!! WE KEEP DROPPING THE KIDS OFF THERE, I SHOULD KNOW WHAT THEY'RE UP AGAINST!!
As l0ng as we d0nt assume the y0uth being the reciever 0f destructi0n, its g00d. Once in a while, y0u give the gears and a little bit 0f space. L0ts. Of space. 20 feet bef0re s0me0ne bl0ws firew0rks 0ff the hivernative p0d. A shame all th0se warning signs perished al0ng the blast, but we can always get new 0nes. Including the kids.
I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE ARADIA
I can take care of her. Don't worry.
you tryna leave me too?
NOTHIN LIKE THAT, BOSS! SHE JUST DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG! DIAMONDS IS THE ONE ACTIN OUT, SHE'S JUST A KID!
IF THE CREW IS GETTING DIVORCED ARE WE KEEPING JUST OUR OWN KIDS OR DO WE GET VISITATION RIGHTS BECAUSE IT'S MY TURN TO PICK UP THE KIDS FROM THE TORTURE LABYRINTH TOMORROW AND I NEED TO KNOW IF I GET ALL OF THEM OR JUST SOLLUX
the entire crew isn't breaking up, nobody's getting divorced. droog is just being a fucking bum.
also if you don't pick karkat up there'll be problems. i can't drive when i'm hung over and i'm with snow tonight.
SO ARE WE GONNA BLOW UP THE EVICTION NOTICE GUY'S OFFICE OR WHAT
Droll, your problem solving skills astound me.
HOW ARE WE BEING EVICTED WE BUILT THIS CITY
Sir you are not being evicted, the Chili’s is simply closing.
SPADES SAID WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! WE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN!
Should've retained ownership then.
I HAVE PLANTED SOME. BOMBS. :-)
THEY CALL ME CLUBS BECAUSE I C PEOPLE I LUBS A LOT (THE CREW)
Excellent post.
I'M GONNA TRY TO TEACH SOLLUX TO USE HIS SHADOW MAGIC SAFELY SO HE DOESN'T BURN OUT, THOUGH!! I KNOW HIS PSIIONICS ALREADY TAKE A LOT OUT OF HIM!! LAST THING I NEED'S MY BOY GETTING SICK!!! GOTTA USE IT FOR CENTURIES BEFORE YOU CAN DO IT EASY AS BREATHING LIKE THE CREW!!
GONNA WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SHADOW MAGIC SO I CAN START TEACHING SOLLUX AND PUT IT ALL IN A TOP SECRET FOLDER!! IT'S GONNA BE A WHOLE BONDING MOMENT AND EVERYTHING!! WE NEVER SPEND TIME TOGETHER, SHUCKS THIS IS EXCITING!
I WONDER IF SOLLUX WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGHT TIME POWERS WITH HIS PSIIONICS... HE PROBABLY COULD!!!
SLICK AND CROWBAR ARE MAKING THEIR KIDS FIGHT!! I'M THINKING ABOUT HOW MINE'D DO!!
ok well keep iit a hypothetiical. iim down for iidiiotiic hyperma2culiine po2turiing but fiightiing ii2 two much for a bu2y guy liike me.
SHUCKS, I'M DEAD NOW. :-(
"= dead as fuck ="
NOT GONNA LIE, THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CROWBARS AND I'M NOT SURE WHICH CAR I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT A BOMB ON SO I JUST RIGGED ALL OF EM
this was my intention. keep em guessing.
DID WE GET A NEW MEMBER? GUY'S REALLY TALL!!!
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME I ASKED PERMISSION
@heartsBoxcars CAN I RUB YOUR BELLY THE OTHER ONE WOULDN'T LET ME :-(