Alistair White
@onescratchOfmany
I have gained a fondness for timeline hopping. My master is missing, I suppose I am a renegade now. Otherwise known as Doc Scratch.
(oof, my docposting has been lackluster lately. I'm really not myself atm. If anyone wants to interact w him in something more akin to paragraph writing etc, feel free to DM me, finding one on one a bit easier at the moment)
To feel normal, human emotions again. I have felt nothing but pure hedonism, amusement and some occasional irritation. Tonight, I felt something different. It caught me by surprise, enough to form a few tears. A sense of... Loss? Over what, I am still figuring this out. I would like a hug.
For the record, I will not be attending Eridan Week nor any related festivities. I have scheduled a Self Care week, instead.
I will make a deal with anyone willing to partake. If you manage to bring me to climax, with no gratuitous violence, I will grant you anything you desire, within my power, in return. I am serious. #nsfw
I will be back to my normal antics on here soon. For a taster: I deserve to be railed. #nsfw
IF BEING "RAILED" IS ALL YOU NEED I'M SURE YOU COULD FIND GOOD AND STEADY WORK ON THE RAILROAD. NOTHING BUT STRAPPING YOUNG MEN POUNDING AWAY WITH THEIR HAMMERS, DAY IN AND DAY OUT. #EASYWORKIFYOUCANGETIT
Strapping young men pounding away, you say. Perhaps I will find these young men and provide moral support. These hands were not made for manual labour.
Oh what fun it is to mess with my alternates.
I am back, for the moment. It appears as though my men are up to their usual japes. Well, not *my* men, but I am sure you get the picture. Regardless, welcome back to my presence.
( taking some time off, bad irl stuff going on.)
(here he is @sharpshotRailbird I'm admittedly nervous playing an OC but here goes)
(I'm thinking of bringing in a brand new carapacian OC hmmm!! Mayhaps I will)
More of my other selves making their presence known. RSVP for the First Annual Doc Scratch Convention is still open. Catering has been arranged. #scratchcon
hmmmm an intriguing prospect.......
thats what u think
Anyway I was just joking. I was not serious about my Tar Trend. It was all a joke. Haa haa hee hee hoo hoo.
Yes indeed, the Clowns, move over. Tar is where it is at, I am sure you all desire to 'get sticky with it'. Feathers are optional. #tar
"= #tarringup. not doing the. rest. ok. ="
"= it is a matter of. interest. and what i will and will not. be interested in. ="
If I were to be a lusus, I would be an adorable Pomeranian Doc with my very trendy green glasses. I would bite my ward on the ankles when they misbehave. I would have razor sharp teeth.
Right for the Achilles tendon every time, Scratch?
Oil you say? Would I not look simply adorable all slicked up. Hee hee.
What have I ever done to deserve such widespread hatred?
not sure if its lack of self awareness or lack of self reflection but either way i never cease to be astounded
umm its hard to sum it all up but lets just say i personally think youre kind of creepy! not to mention some iteration of you is at fault for a lot of messed up things but i dont think we should be getting into all of that 0_0
Ah, you blame me for the actions of another who bears my name? How interesting. Why do you think I am creepy.
well i dont blame you specifically! its just hard not to feel uneasy about alternate versions of some people also its hard to put a nub on specifics for that but honestly ive also been called creepy so maybe its not too bad?
I am here for a good time, and a long time. You are all stuck with me.
Picture this: Me sitting cross legged on a comfortable sofa, a bright smile on my face. Behind me, five large dersite men loom, all eyes on me, of which I am apparently unaware. #nsfw
#unfollowingyou
Oh dear what a terrible horrible awful loss. Whatever shall I do. Oh me oh my.