Alistair White
@onescratchOfmany
I have gained a fondness for timeline hopping. My master is missing, I suppose I am a renegade now. Otherwise known as Doc Scratch.
Ah. It seems one of my men has found himself in a positively precarious position. Little does he know, a slim chance of escape is what will greet him. Unless, of course, he were to ask his loving, doting boss for assistance. What say you, @itChy .
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!??!
I mean, you will not be getting out of your current situation without assistance. Assistance that can only be provided by a certain all-powerful, yet humble and brilliant Doctor. In the end, the choice is yours, but I would consider making that choice quickly. We would not want the Entities catching you.
YEAH WELL. Well. ILL FUCKING GET BACK TO YOU. I'm on my way deeper into this maze, so. Fuck off!!!
@ThEFelT HeY IF EggS IS StilL BeinG WeirD DO YoU GuyS NeeD A NeW NumbeR 12 MarkerS ComE IN TwelvEPackS IT FitS RighT? IdK WhO TO TaG TO SeE ThiS @scratchdoctoR @itchY @bubblebloweR 🟩
Inviting yourself into the role of a number. Quite the forward one, hm. I will potentially consider it. However, Eggs does have a role to play in this gang, whether one can believe it or not.
:33< i was hatched in a wet cardboard box all alone!
:33< i f33l like :33< based on nyathing i was born in scotland or purrhaps ireland :33< thats what the gut is saying :33< based on nyathing but the voice that comes out of my meowth :33< if mew could hear it its vaguely scottish and irish
Indeed I can hear it, I can hear everything, Miss Leijon, hence my 'in this other life'.
I will be back to my normal antics on here soon. For a taster: I deserve to be railed. #nsfw
IF BEING "RAILED" IS ALL YOU NEED I'M SURE YOU COULD FIND GOOD AND STEADY WORK ON THE RAILROAD. NOTHING BUT STRAPPING YOUNG MEN POUNDING AWAY WITH THEIR HAMMERS, DAY IN AND DAY OUT. #EASYWORKIFYOUCANGETIT
Strapping young men pounding away, you say. Perhaps I will find these young men and provide moral support. These hands were not made for manual labour.
I am back, for the moment. It appears as though my men are up to their usual japes. Well, not *my* men, but I am sure you get the picture. Regardless, welcome back to my presence.
who are the most blocked chittr users do you think
I would say myself, but my haters do not seem to be able to keep away.
More of my other selves making their presence known. RSVP for the First Annual Doc Scratch Convention is still open. Catering has been arranged. #scratchcon
hmmmm an intriguing prospect.......
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-27_204907259.png https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-27_205133217.png mE thimbking about troll dick🤤🤤 #nsfw
is doctor scratch lEgaly a doctor
do not trust anything im saying until ivE had my coffEE. i cant thinks right whEn i m slEEpy
You really should invest in a t-shirt with this image: A picture of a Minion from the Despicable Me franchise, in a fluffy pink dressing gown, matching slippers and a curler in its one hair. It holds a cup of coffee and frowns, with text next to it that reads 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee'. It would suit you.
Then perhaps if you stopped speaking like one I may stop mistaking you for one.
loggin off mans Dont miss me too much gooDnight luv ya alllll:oD
Yes indeed, the Clowns, move over. Tar is where it is at, I am sure you all desire to 'get sticky with it'. Feathers are optional. #tar
"= #tarringup. not doing the. rest. ok. ="
"= it is a matter of. interest. and what i will and will not. be interested in. ="
"= can we oilpost again. but like dark oil. fuel. it is better than this pan ache chuckleshit. ="
Mm. Ichor from the ground. No, how about we Tar Post.