Alistair White
@onescratchOfmany
I have gained a fondness for timeline hopping. My master is missing, I suppose I am a renegade now. Otherwise known as Doc Scratch. My beloved: @eternitysShylock
Ah. It seems one of my men has found himself in a positively precarious position. Little does he know, a slim chance of escape is what will greet him. Unless, of course, he were to ask his loving, doting boss for assistance. What say you, @itChy .
I mean, you will not be getting out of your current situation without assistance. Assistance that can only be provided by a certain all-powerful, yet humble and brilliant Doctor. In the end, the choice is yours, but I would consider making that choice quickly. We would not want the Entities catching you.
@ThEFelT HeY IF EggS IS StilL BeinG WeirD DO YoU GuyS NeeD A NeW NumbeR 12 MarkerS ComE IN TwelvEPackS IT FitS RighT? IdK WhO TO TaG TO SeE ThiS @scratchdoctoR @itchY @bubblebloweR 🟩
Inviting yourself into the role of a number. Quite the forward one, hm. I will potentially consider it. However, Eggs does have a role to play in this gang, whether one can believe it or not.
:33< i was hatched in a wet cardboard box all alone!
:33< thats pawsome! :33< we could be twins in anothpurr life
:33< i f33l like :33< based on nyathing i was born in scotland or purrhaps ireland :33< thats what the gut is saying :33< based on nyathing but the voice that comes out of my meowth :33< if mew could hear it its vaguely scottish and irish
Indeed I can hear it, I can hear everything, Miss Leijon, hence my 'in this other life'.
I will be back to my normal antics on here soon. For a taster: I deserve to be railed. #nsfw
IF BEING "RAILED" IS ALL YOU NEED I'M SURE YOU COULD FIND GOOD AND STEADY WORK ON THE RAILROAD. NOTHING BUT STRAPPING YOUNG MEN POUNDING AWAY WITH THEIR HAMMERS, DAY IN AND DAY OUT. #EASYWORKIFYOUCANGETIT
Strapping young men pounding away, you say. Perhaps I will find these young men and provide moral support. These hands were not made for manual labour.
I am back, for the moment. It appears as though my men are up to their usual japes. Well, not *my* men, but I am sure you get the picture. Regardless, welcome back to my presence.
who are the most blocked chittr users do you think
I would say myself, but my haters do not seem to be able to keep away.
More of my other selves making their presence known. RSVP for the First Annual Doc Scratch Convention is still open. Catering has been arranged. #scratchcon
hmmmm an intriguing prospect.......
loggin off mans Dont miss me too much gooDnight luv ya alllll:oD
Yes indeed, the Clowns, move over. Tar is where it is at, I am sure you all desire to 'get sticky with it'. Feathers are optional. #tar
"= #tarringup. not doing the. rest. ok. ="
"= it is a matter of. interest. and what i will and will not. be interested in. ="
"= can we oilpost again. but like dark oil. fuel. it is better than this pan ache chuckleshit. ="
Mm. Ichor from the ground. No, how about we Tar Post.
"= i am VERY here for this. #tar. my sludge. what about sticky asphalt. ="
While as President I will not endorse any one particular currency I do not have stocks in, it pleases me to know so many of the community have united under the banner of oiling themselves up.
Do not put too much stock into it, Mister President. This fad will fade as quickly as it appeared and all of us who have participated will feel Foolish. It will then become Unfunny for a while, before making a small, ironic resurgence. It will then finally die out.
If I were to be a lusus, I would be an adorable Pomeranian Doc with my very trendy green glasses. I would bite my ward on the ankles when they misbehave. I would have razor sharp teeth.
Right for the Achilles tendon every time, Scratch?