I gotta feelin' it's gonna be a long night. If anyone's lookin' to bump gums then this Sleuth's gone digital. Anyone with the gift of gab to give can consider my office doors open.
Greetings, Sleuth. There's a couple of you here, and a few of me as well. I was wondering...are you located in Midnight City? Are you a carapacian?
There may be many like me, but I'm the real deal PI. All those other Sleuth's are just imitating. As for my locale? Well the real world's a big wide universe. Wouldn't be fitting of a hard-boiled human such as myself to give any part of it preferential treatment. Even if Midnight City is a definite personal favorite in terms aesthetics...
Ah great. I was havin' too good a time mingling with the locals. Was wondering when the local jackass was gonna show up to ruin it for everybody.
well wonder no more pompous shitbird the local jackass of all jackasses has arrived