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@stilettoSwagger

BEEP BEEP BEEP All aboard the idiot wagon! | Wouldn't you like to know. [Humanstuck Spades Slick/Jack Noir, Icon art by Indigonite on tumblr]

Blood: AnonymousAge: 101 years47 sweepsKult Score: 683Kull Score: 60545 followers 43 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

jeezus im so goddamn sore im getting too fucking old for this shit

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

little wife secured you fuckin wish you were me bueños noches cunts

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

this chitting shit easy

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

new plan kidnap husband to come snooze on couch

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

all this shits givin me a migraine i got shit to do later fuuuuck

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

asked my dear beautiful husband if i was a dilf and he just laughed at me.

Kult: +54

Kull: +45

Total: 99

Ratio: 1.20

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

u could b if u want 2 b

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

so far as i understand it the requirements are being a father older than like 30 or something thereabouts

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

well ya kinda u also gotta b hot but tht just means tht some1 finds u hot. bc some dilfs r not dilfs 2 me but they r still dilfs yknow

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

its liek philosophy 2 b or not 2 b or whatevr

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

im fuckin smoking hot thank you very goddamn much

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

i wasnt arguin against u bein hot i was jst sayin

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

eh i just sound like an asshole youre fine

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

it makes u hotter if it makes u feel bettr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

it may

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

on here so that my damn kids stop calling me lame. expect the grumblings of your favorite 47 year old mob boss you love to hate <3< if you know me no you dont

Kult: +42

Kull: +35

Total: 77

Ratio: 1.20

@gentlemanDiamond[GD]

Christ. Even here.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@watchingAuthor[WA]

Oh - you're - the - person - everyone - wants - to - flirt- with >

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

eh? news to me

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

what you got a problem diamonds?

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@watchingAuthor[WA]

Everyone - on - dash - keeps - saying - they - want - to - flirt - with - a - "DILF"? - and - you - have - kids >

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@gentlemanDiamond[GD]

I'm staying in my lane.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

ah. dots connected. dream on freaks

(OOC) 2 days ago

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

[[Probably gonna rebrand this profile for humanstuck instead??? idk this is just kind of sitting here and im not having as much fun with it as i wanted lmao.]]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

are you going to lie there on the floor and swallow the blood in your mouth or are you gonna spit it out and go spill someone elses

Kult: +35

Kull: +10

Total: 45

Ratio: 3.50

jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

Im not a quIttEr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

thats the goddamn spirit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

become ungovernable

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

quick posting is illegal everyone post as fast as possible

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

do you think that maybe we could get some intermission style badges of some sort? that would be cool and fun :]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

fuck this fuck you im going blankie mode good fucking night you goddamn freaks <3<

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

mods are asleep. post polycrew truth content right now im kissing all three of those fuckers square on the mouth and theres nothing you can do about it

Kult: +14

Total: 14

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

bitches love my hat

Kult: +30

Kull: +15

Total: 45

Ratio: 2.00

Troll Matt Johnson

@nirvannatheBand[NB]

MineToo!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mocáli Flaske

@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

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@onescratchOfmany[OO]

Bitches told me they think your hat is, and I quote, 'cringe and goofy'.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

you fuckers wish i were dead for real

Kult: +20

Kull: +25

Total: 45

Ratio: 0.80

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SOMETIMES.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

ah yes my ungrateful son that i hate

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SORRY FOR NOT BEING MORE GRATEFUL THAT YOU STABBED ME. I'LL TRY TO LOOK INWARD AND WORK ON MYSELF.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

thats the ticket

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

goodnight forever idiots until i kill again

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

one more ♯fortheroad

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Diamonds Droog.

@draconianDignitary[DD]

Until the next, Boss.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

car

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, riv£ting.

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

wait i aint done

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

hammer

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

troll google show me this guys shame globes

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< hey its me troll google here mew go no clue why mew wanted this

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@stilettoSwagger[SS]

thanks troll google finally some good blackmail material

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@stilettoSwagger[SS]

spades slick

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@bewilderedMidwife[BM]

$o true𓂃🖌

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Diamonds Droog.

@draconianDignitary[DD]

That's how you do it, boss.

Kult: +5

Total: 5