on here so that my damn kids stop calling me lame. expect the grumblings of your favorite 47 year old mob boss you love to hate <3< if you know me no you dont [ooc - this is a humanstuck stabdads au slick, "real name" is jack noir and he's married to his dd (named damien noir) ((as well as an oc of mine but thats just me being a chronic selfshipper lmao, he might not come up all that often but his name is remy, :] though i am debating making a profile for him at some point considering i have one of his non-humanstuck version (((renegade joker))))) interactions are welcome and encouraged hit me up in dm if you're at all interested in doing some shenanigans or intensive plot filled highjinks, or if you just wanna yap ooc. pfp creds - indigonite on tumblr - their humanstuck designs are also the ones im using - end ooc]
Oh - you're - the - person - everyone - wants - to - flirt- with >
Everyone - on - dash - keeps - saying - they - want - to - flirt - with - a - "DILF"? - and - you - have - kids >