CALDERUS
@unashamedUnmaker
USED TO BE HOT SHIT. THEN I BECAME A DAD. FUCKED UP.
Howdy, ya’ll. Since my cast of characters never keeps from growing larger, I’m making this as a way to both make sure people know who is running my blorbos and also so anybody can reach out OOC if they want. I am Dagoth, Dag, or any nickname variation you think of and feel like using tbh. He/Him and 22 years old. I am autistic with ADHD (which I’m sure is a surprise for everyone on this website). Anyone who wants to message me outside of chittr can do so at @ dagothur. on discord! I’ll be having all of my accounts rechitt and pin this, and in the future (meaning anywhere from today to years and years) I’ll probably make another post listing them all out here. That’s all for now, toodles!
NEED TO GO BACK AND READ WHAT ALL I SAID LAST NIGHT, CAN BARELY REMEMBER…
MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT’S GOING TO FUCKING DETONATE AND TAKE HALF THE PLANET WITH IT. UGH.
Hey bestie. Midlife crisis?
So midlife crisis is subjective based on the life span of a given species. See: My midlife crisis will likely come at a time when a cherub might still be in its "adolesence" If you're a fuckton of sweeps old and the end of your life is not really in sight, this is most likely your mid.
Damn, player. We gotta get you a hobby.
DRNIJNKING WATER AND. AND SLLELEPING.
I WSH ICODILVE BEEN ANYTHING EKSE.
you still can, dude. you literally can do whatever the FUCK you want
but you WANT to be something else. so be something else. fight that urge to be what you are with EVERYTHING in you. no fucking fate.
and you're strong, and there is something you want, so who gives a shit how hard it is? start today.
right now? no. right now you should drink lots of water if you do that- or whatever you can do to prepare for what I can only assume will be the most fucking brutal hangover imaginable.
@PEREGRINEMENDICANT#0414 YUIORE ALSO IPDETTY.
That does not provide enough context but okay. I profess I have no interest in you because I do not know you. Thank you for the compliment.
STHAT’S KKOKAY. JST DIDN’T WANT YOU DTFO FDEEL LEDFR OUT WHEN I SADI TO TTHE ORHER YEIUOU.
@PROSPITIANMONARCH WHYH ARE YOIU DSO PRWTTY
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You are embarrassing yourself. If you have something to say to me. Say it. Like a cherub. You are supposed to be powerful. Call me what you are calling me. Like you mean it.
I’M NDOT POWERFUL ERANY MORE. M JUST A EASTE. A PIEACE IF GFRABAGE. PROBBLY HAVE BEEN ALWAYS BUT. I WAS SAYINF. YOU’RE PRETTY.
Good. Try again. When you are not so pathetic. And drunk. I will wait.
JUSTST DID DA STYPID DACNCE AND CLCUCKED LIEK A SAUAEKBEAST. HEHEH.
GDDVG8BE ME STDUIOD SHIT TO DO BEL9ELW
WSLW TYPING IS DHRHARDER THAN I THOUHHT. TELL ME STUIPID RSHIT TO DO DAND IKLL DO IT.
ohi S33 nowyou want m3to t3ll youto do StupidShit S3o w3lluhm mayb3 doa Silly littl3danc3 and Squawklik3 a cluckb3aSt?
TRI3C FLYING. FFEEL DIFECTLY TO THE GORUND. O( WELL.
HEA DFUFZYY. THOFUGHTS NOT COMING IN WELL. GOOD.
TY HIS IS BETTER. THIS IDS SO MUNCH BTERTR
I don't even wanna make fun of you I just think you need to find some help.
Go find some gd water.
TWNTEEN. TWENTY DOOWN! THIS IS BADNASICSLY A RECORD.
FIUIFTEEN DOWN, .
ch\/g ch\/g ch\/g lmf/\ϴ
How are you doing that so fast.